Nicollette Sheridan engaged to Michael Bolton

March 14th, 2006 // 39 Comments

nicollette-sheridan-bolton-engaged.jpgA rep for Nicollette Sheridan has revealed that she’s engaged to Michael Bolton. Earlier this month at a post-Oscar party Sheridan flaunted a huge rock on her left hand, but when asked if she and Bolton had an announcement she replied, “No. Do you?”

Well turns out she did have an announcement, so that makes her great big liar. And the only thing I hate more than liars are people who love Michael Bolton. And maybe child molestors. I kind of hate them as well.



  1. Evangelia

    this made me think of office space, and how much the michael bolton character hated the “other” michael bolton.

  2. nbk

    I wonder who give a rat ass on this couple…

  3. I believe they dated in the 90s before he hooked up with Ashley Judd. It’s amazing how geeky, dorky guys get hot chicks like that.

  4. Evangelia

    Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It’s not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know there’s nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it… until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm… well why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.

  5. Binky

    If you ever have trouble sleeping – just repeat ‘Micheal Bolton’, Micheal ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  6. Binky

    sp * just woke up

  7. B-Bomb

    if michael likes trannies, who are we to discourage him from marrying one?

  8. hotintempe

    The comments at the end were funny. They look great together.

  9. Grphdesi23

    Nicollete says to Michael Bolton:

    I vant to suuck your bl-o-o-d!

  10. BarbadoSlim

    funny thing is, that,when MB started out I sorta remember his music being kinda of Hard/ Power Rockish and then he went all soft.

  11. amma

    …Ewwww. Old people. Getting married. Yuck.

  12. tits_on_snack

    wow.. Bolton’s kinda looking a hundred years old here.

  13. Dee

    at least he cut that nasty hair…

  14. krisdylee

    Do yah think he’ll croon at their wedding? Just thinking about those two, my left eye is twitching something fierce… eeeuuuaarrhhhgguug

  15. Tania

    Desperate to be a housewife.

  16. Whennnnn a mannnn loves a transvestite….

    oh wait, wrong desperate housewife.

  17. ESQ

    In response to #15 – More like he is desperate to be a house husband.

  18. Tania

    I dunno ESQ, she’s the one who’s been engaged twice now in the past year…

  19. Jeremy1Esq

    Ok, ill admit it, I like Michael Bolton. He is ugly as sin, but I like his songs. Soul Provider was great.

    Sorry. I dont know why I posted that.

  20. mamacita

    They’ll probably have Kenny G play the Wedding March.

  21. hafaball

    Just as long as he doesn’t sing at the wedding, she may regret it.

  22. Maeve97

    la la la…don’t care about michael bolton…la la la…don’t care about nicolette sheridan…la la la…i will waste no energy on caring…well except to type this, which really doesn’t take much…la dee da…

  23. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah

    Look at the mug on Nicolette in this picture!

  24. CheekyChops

    Who gives a shit? Really? Anyone?

  25. txb

    this breaking announcement is gross…and pointless. who cares about these two love birds. now we have to fear another ablum of love coming from mb. which is a lose-lose situation for the rest of us. but i can’t believe how he has lowered the bar. i’m sure he has groupies half her age who look twice as good with all their original body parts even though his music sucks. yuck on so many levels- i just threw-up a little in my mouth.

  26. dr. kenneth noisewater

    no talent ass clown

  27. senin

    She looks like a greyhound – a retired from racing greyhound. I wonder is she uses his big ass hook nose as a sex toy? I can’t decide who is more talentless or revolting. They’re probably a perfect match. Thank God they are too old to procreate.

  28. That haircut was an improvement. I think in doing so, he transferred some of his oogly over to her.

  29. Topaz Vamp

    So Mr. Superficial is upset that Nicolette didn’t want to talk about her engagement before? Why does he care?

  30. I didn’t know Michael Bolton was gay.

  31. my_glorious_lawn

    Kind of a scary couple, though, I would love to have sexual intercourse with Nicollette Sheridan when Bolton is not around, she is hot, and if he comes home and see us in the sack, he can start singing to her some of his soapy songs, like How Am I Supposed To Live Without You, than I’d probably go kick his ass, and say shut up already, let me finish screwing your wife.

  32. lysistrata11

    Does anyone else think that here he looks just like Paul Newman does on those salad dressing bottles? Maybe it’s the old, shiny, oddly-shaped face.

    Yes, Nicolette is a very DESPERATE housewife indeed if she’s getting married to the king of horrendous music.

  33. gogoboots

    YAWN! Michael Bolton, huh? How embarassing!

  34. Kate

    Unless it’s the character from Office Space.

  35. patEcake



  36. great I’m so happy for them.

  37. Joan A Morgan

    What a bunch of sicko’s – if you can’t say something positive – say nothing.
    I happen to think Michael Bolton is a beautiful singer. Jealous slobs.

  38. Dee

    Went to a concert of his last night……was great! Funny how people can get grammy awards and then have others say they can’t sing…how does that happen?
    Just because people sing other music than what you like or appreciate doesn’t make it bad. Grow up people. What, does that make you feel big to put someone else down for something you don’t like. Or can’t do.
    He has sang with greats……Luciano Pavarotti, Ray Charles and BB King to mention a few.
    He has written for greats….Kiss, Barbara Streisand and Laura Branigan to mention a few. If you don’t like him and/or his fiance….turn the page, shut up and move on.

  39. Ronel

    Went to Michael Bolton concert in South Africa Last night – He rocks!! Jealousy makes one nasty!!!

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