A rep for Nicollette Sheridan has revealed that she’s engaged to Michael Bolton. Earlier this month at a post-Oscar party Sheridan flaunted a huge rock on her left hand, but when asked if she and Bolton had an announcement she replied, “No. Do you?”
Well turns out she did have an announcement, so that makes her great big liar. And the only thing I hate more than liars are people who love Michael Bolton. And maybe child molestors. I kind of hate them as well.
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Evangelia | March 14, 2006 at 6:32 pm
this made me think of office space, and how much the michael bolton character hated the “other” michael bolton.
nbk | March 14, 2006 at 6:33 pm
I wonder who give a rat ass on this couple…
Sister Morphine | March 14, 2006 at 6:36 pm
I believe they dated in the 90s before he hooked up with Ashley Judd. It’s amazing how geeky, dorky guys get hot chicks like that.
Evangelia | March 14, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It’s not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there’s nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it… until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm… well why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
Binky | March 14, 2006 at 6:38 pm
If you ever have trouble sleeping – just repeat ‘Micheal Bolton’, Micheal ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Binky | March 14, 2006 at 6:39 pm
sp * just woke up
B-Bomb | March 14, 2006 at 6:39 pm
if michael likes trannies, who are we to discourage him from marrying one?
hotintempe | March 14, 2006 at 6:44 pm
The comments at the end were funny. They look great together.
Grphdesi23 | March 14, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Nicollete says to Michael Bolton:
I vant to suuck your bl-o-o-d!
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2006 at 7:07 pm
funny thing is, that,when MB started out I sorta remember his music being kinda of Hard/ Power Rockish and then he went all soft.
amma | March 14, 2006 at 7:13 pm
…Ewwww. Old people. Getting married. Yuck.
tits_on_snack | March 14, 2006 at 7:19 pm
wow.. Bolton’s kinda looking a hundred years old here.
Dee | March 14, 2006 at 7:34 pm
at least he cut that nasty hair…
krisdylee | March 14, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Do yah think he’ll croon at their wedding? Just thinking about those two, my left eye is twitching something fierce… eeeuuuaarrhhhgguug
Tania | March 14, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Desperate to be a housewife.
a concerned fan | March 14, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Whennnnn a mannnn loves a transvestite….
oh wait, wrong desperate housewife.
ESQ | March 14, 2006 at 8:00 pm
In response to #15 – More like he is desperate to be a house husband.
Tania | March 14, 2006 at 8:06 pm
I dunno ESQ, she’s the one who’s been engaged twice now in the past year…
Jeremy1Esq | March 14, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Ok, ill admit it, I like Michael Bolton. He is ugly as sin, but I like his songs. Soul Provider was great.
Sorry. I dont know why I posted that.
mamacita | March 14, 2006 at 10:14 pm
They’ll probably have Kenny G play the Wedding March.
hafaball | March 14, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Just as long as he doesn’t sing at the wedding, she may regret it.
Maeve97 | March 14, 2006 at 11:41 pm
la la la…don’t care about michael bolton…la la la…don’t care about nicolette sheridan…la la la…i will waste no energy on caring…well except to type this, which really doesn’t take much…la dee da…
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | March 14, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Look at the mug on Nicolette in this picture!
CheekyChops | March 15, 2006 at 12:16 am
Who gives a shit? Really? Anyone?
txb | March 15, 2006 at 9:05 am
this breaking announcement is gross…and pointless. who cares about these two love birds. now we have to fear another ablum of love coming from mb. which is a lose-lose situation for the rest of us. but i can’t believe how he has lowered the bar. i’m sure he has groupies half her age who look twice as good with all their original body parts even though his music sucks. yuck on so many levels- i just threw-up a little in my mouth.
dr. kenneth noisewater | March 15, 2006 at 10:25 am
no talent ass clown
senin | March 15, 2006 at 10:54 am
She looks like a greyhound – a retired from racing greyhound. I wonder is she uses his big ass hook nose as a sex toy? I can’t decide who is more talentless or revolting. They’re probably a perfect match. Thank God they are too old to procreate.
Lala | March 15, 2006 at 12:10 pm
That haircut was an improvement. I think in doing so, he transferred some of his oogly over to her.
Topaz Vamp | March 15, 2006 at 1:23 pm
So Mr. Superficial is upset that Nicolette didn’t want to talk about her engagement before? Why does he care?
Spindoc | March 15, 2006 at 1:44 pm
I didn’t know Michael Bolton was gay.
my_glorious_lawn | March 15, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Kind of a scary couple, though, I would love to have sexual intercourse with Nicollette Sheridan when Bolton is not around, she is hot, and if he comes home and see us in the sack, he can start singing to her some of his soapy songs, like How Am I Supposed To Live Without You, than I’d probably go kick his ass, and say shut up already, let me finish screwing your wife.
lysistrata11 | March 15, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Does anyone else think that here he looks just like Paul Newman does on those salad dressing bottles? Maybe it’s the old, shiny, oddly-shaped face.
Yes, Nicolette is a very DESPERATE housewife indeed if she’s getting married to the king of horrendous music.
gogoboots | March 15, 2006 at 5:23 pm
YAWN! Michael Bolton, huh? How embarassing!
Kate | March 15, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Unless it’s the character from Office Space.
patEcake | March 16, 2006 at 12:10 pm
“NO TALENT ASS CLOWNS.”
congrats!
Casinos Online | October 25, 2007 at 3:46 am
great I’m so happy for them.
Joan A Morgan | September 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
What a bunch of sicko’s – if you can’t say something positive – say nothing.
I happen to think Michael Bolton is a beautiful singer. Jealous slobs.
Dee | March 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Went to a concert of his last night……was great! Funny how people can get grammy awards and then have others say they can’t sing…how does that happen?
Just because people sing other music than what you like or appreciate doesn’t make it bad. Grow up people. What, does that make you feel big to put someone else down for something you don’t like. Or can’t do.
He has sang with greats……Luciano Pavarotti, Ray Charles and BB King to mention a few.
He has written for greats….Kiss, Barbara Streisand and Laura Branigan to mention a few. If you don’t like him and/or his fiance….turn the page, shut up and move on.
Ronel | August 9, 2011 at 11:53 am
Went to Michael Bolton concert in South Africa Last night – He rocks!! Jealousy makes one nasty!!!