Middle-aged? Recently dumped by your respectable-looking musician boyfriend/husband? Don’t worry. David Spade’s gonna make everything alright. OK! Magazine reports:
The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. hot spot Luau in Beverly Hills — the same place they were spotted together a few weeks ago at the grand opening — and onlookers tell OK!, “Nicolette and David were full-on making out!”
The duo arrived separately and even started the dinner at separate booths but couldn’t resist each other for long! According to witnesses, Spade winked at Sheridan and stood at her side while she blew out the candles on her cake. After that, the two retreated to a booth where they cuddled and kissed.
Is there anyone David Spade hasn’t banged? From Heather Locklear to Playboy Bunnies to now Nicollete Sheridan, the guy’s penis has been there. Obviously, women find it attractive when a small man makes love to them then vanishes in a “POOF” of green clovers and red balloons.
I should be writing this down…
Anyone posting after me tosses Pete Wentz’s salad
Hahaha that guy really does get every lady out there
Where’s David Spade in these pictures? Under foot???
You homos suck cock
That boy gets laid than an oriental rug…good for him!
I thought that asshole Spade was gay!
he beats shaq in rebounds
that bastard
I dont wanna be old….
#1-You know,last time I was fisting your mom’s colon,she told me that you were a little wiener hound who like to scream “homo” at people on the Internet,mainly because you’re too fucked up a human to leave her basement.
Anyway,I think that’s what she said.Her mouth was full of my dog’s penis at the time,so I’m not 100% on that.
Oh,and I think it’s becoming obvious Spade’s penis is almost as long as he is tall.
Quoting fish ‘Is there anyone David Spade hasn’t banged? From Heather Locklear to Playboy Bunnies to now Nicollete Sheridan, the guy’s penis has been there…’
What’s amazing is what fifty bucks will allow a person entry into, something we’re all about to see, as we start raking in the cash from Obama! By the way, where’s my fucking check?
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david spade has three things going for him:
1.) he listens to women and empathizes with them.
2.) a very talented set of lips and tongue, if you know what I mean and I think you do,
3.) a ginormous wigglin’ wang that can also shake hands and stir martinis. I seen him do it at parties. it’s a big big hit.
That is more information about David Spade than I have ever wanted to know…
Geeks always work harder and have more skill. The pretty ones don’t have to, and don’t.
David Spade is exactly like all the homos here who say “I’d hit it” when Fish trots out some orange-colored stick of a girl with a tranny face and bolt-on tits. Except he actually does “hit it” – after the expiration date. Show me one NATURALLY hot girl IN HER PRIME (so, not over 20) that Spade has “hit.”
Yeah, I’m still waiting…
45? 55 maybe.
I like her and think she is damn sexy. no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
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I think a scary face is morphing in the shine on that dress – could it be Michael Bolton?
I like her and think she is damn sexy. no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
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Nice work david spade….you bagged a grandma? {click on my name}
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#20,21-You fucking spamming cunt.
His cock hasn’t been anywhere near a woman’s vagina.
Oh, and by the way, David, oops I mean “friendlyfires”, #12, yeah, sure.
I can’t belive she is 45 but she look beatuful.
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His penis fits in every woman.
SO WHY NOT THISONE, folks?
LOL @ #12
Shake hands AND stir martinis? Nice.
@veggi
He banged and knocked her up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jillian_Grace)
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I wouldn’t mind seeing those meat curtains! But then again, I can only get an erection when watching gay porn, and this broad reminds me of Michael Bolton who I would totally let fuck me in my corn hole!
45 is the number of surgeries she has had to TRY to look younger, not her age. And #16, 55 is more likely. I’m surprised she didn’t start to melt standing next to ALL of those candles. Desperate Housewives? Desperate is the word all right. That’s just plain nasty.
Damn i was going to write that my clone/stalker beat me to it…@30
There’s only one explanation….
he must be “magically delicious”!
she’s well hot for 45 imo
A whore dating an abrasive midget? Sure, why the hell not?
Spade might get laid, but most of the women he’s been with are WAY past their prime. Nicolette Sheridan looks like a fucking man with a busted face.
David is short AND he’s a baby’s daddy, what could be hotter? Nicollete is the leftovers from a horrible science experiment gone awry, so it makes sense.
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she looks like she’s been embalmed
She scares me. Crap, my penis is trying to hide. Ouch ouch ouch.
Who says make up doesn’t make a difference?
Here is Nicollette last month coming out of a coffee shop in Malibu WITHOUT her make up or her spray-on tan: http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/22/nicollette-doesnt-makeup-for-lost-time/
What a hag. She looks like she is closer to 60 than 40!
It’s surprising what these lice will do fool the public.
And you can see that David Spade must have a lot stronger stomach than you thought if he’d hit that!
It’s probably like fucking a horny smurf.
When I was a kid I was in love with Nicollette Sheridan.
She’s really aged, only 45yo but looks every bit of 55yo if you ask me!
Hats off to David Spade though, gives the rest of us geeks a positive roll model.
One more thing I always though David Spade was a closet fag!
Guess I was wrong.