Middle-aged? Recently dumped by your respectable-looking musician boyfriend/husband? Don’t worry. David Spade’s gonna make everything alright. OK! Magazine reports:
The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. hot spot Luau in Beverly Hills — the same place they were spotted together a few weeks ago at the grand opening — and onlookers tell OK!, “Nicolette and David were full-on making out!”
The duo arrived separately and even started the dinner at separate booths but couldn’t resist each other for long! According to witnesses, Spade winked at Sheridan and stood at her side while she blew out the candles on her cake. After that, the two retreated to a booth where they cuddled and kissed.
Is there anyone David Spade hasn’t banged? From Heather Locklear to Playboy Bunnies to now Nicollete Sheridan, the guy’s penis has been there. Obviously, women find it attractive when a small man makes love to them then vanishes in a “POOF” of green clovers and red balloons.
I should be writing this down…