Nicole wants to be like Paris, calls off engagement

tn_richie_dj_am_mtv_awards_cr.jpgIn perhaps the most shocking news of the day, Nicole Richie won’t be getting married after all. The Simple Life star has decided to D-U-M-P DJ AM.

Richie’s publicist, Cindy Guagenti, confirmed to the Associated Press on Wednesday that the couple have split. She said the breakup had been in the works for several days…

We can all expect the Nicole Richie/Adam Goldstein sex tape anytime now. This girl’s desire to be like Paris Hilton is so sad. Next on the to-do list is to rebound with someone who has the same first name, and to get into a car accident with a bunch of fellow b-listers.

Riche, DJ AM break up [Yahoo]