Nicole Scherzinger is very bendy

August 14th, 2007 // 101 Comments
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I don’t know when or where these pictures were taken, but they’re of Nicole Scherzinger (the only member of The Pussycat Dolls you might possibly recognize) stretching on what looks to be the beach. And, wow, I had no idea she could bend like this. Maybe it’s the lighting, but she doesn’t seem like such a bad singer anymore. And she definitely looks smarter. Wait, what does she do again? Whatever it is, I bet she’s real good at it. Definitely very qualified. And smart. Did I mention she was smart? Because she seems like she’s very smart.

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  1. Glenn Kelly

    first!

  2. cassidee

    FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT!

  3. cassidee

    ah well..can’t balme a girl for tryin…heck! i’m bendier than her

  4. sxbby

    Nope, I don’t recognize her, but she bends like gumby.

  5. El-Coyote

    No idea who she is….
    But now I want to bone her…

  6. Glenn Kelly

    she has a huge ass, too many big macs

  7. cassidee

    (and again) *blame

  8. Italian Stallion

    I love girls that can stretch like that. Makes Stallions penis very hard………..

  9. Big Mama

    Go join a circus you Ugly Freak. The sideshow would be a good entry level position for you.

  10. HankTheDwarf

    TIME TO SMELL HER PUSSY HOLE THROUGH THE JOGGING PANTS FABRIC.

    JUST LAY YOUR NOSE RIGHT ONTO THE FABRIC WHERE THE CREVICE INDENTS.

    ENJOY.

  11. Krazeekellicanfuckoff

    It’s Yoga. Big whoop.

  12. Big Mama

    The underside of her feet are orange. I think that means she has hepatitis from all of those rusty needles she uses.

  13. G MONEY

    SHE IS BY FAR THE BOMB! NOW THATS A HOTTIE!

  14. woodhorse

    I. Wish. I. Do. What. She. Is. Doing.

  15. woodhorse

    *eyes turn green*

  16. justifiable

    For all the little pussies who come on this site bleating,”Ohh, why don’t the mean ol’ paparazzi leave these people alone, they deserve their privacy, shame on you all they’re just trying to live their lives, wheh wheh wheh”
    …I submit the last two pictures and leave you with two words: Attention. Whore.

  17. Donna

    to #17… check out pic 3. she’s obviously in a yoga/pilates class and not just randomly stretching for attention.

  18. That tramp can’t sing for shit, but she is hot.

  19. Babee Dahl

    To #10 you are the sickest person imaginable.

  20. jesus

    Anybody who’s dated a dancer knows this looks fun in theory, but with that easy of access and such a small girl you’re gonna bottom out way to easily in that position when you’re seriously pounding. She does have decent form on all fours though, with something to hammer onto.

  21. woodhorse

    #20 You lead a very sheltered life. Try reading these post for a few weeks and then see who gets your vote.

  22. Babee Dahl

    What is wrong with living a sheltered, decent life Woodhorse? When normal people see photos such as this… their minds don’t conjure up those filthy kinds of thoughts.

  23. woodhorse

    Don’t harsh on me! I didn’t think of smelling her crotch. I’m just saying you might be on the wrong web page- try EdnaBambrick.com

  24. woodhorse

    #23 To be fair, I wouldn’t go to see Edna. However, I highly reccommend http://www.Alexyssktylorvaginapower.com

  25. hellloooo

    Um, its a yoga class on the beach. Please get over yourselves.

  26. sexii

    thats a nice anal position

  27. lola

    gosh she jus did every kama sutra position there

  28. Mike

    Are her feet as big as they look, or is it just the angle?

    Either way she’s hot. I love the last picture.

  29. I'll eat that ass, son...

    Jesus. I love this chick already with the long weave, and the makeup. I didn’t know she could do all of this though. I’ll eat that…

  30. Joheki

    I would definitely like to rock that downward facing dog style.

  31. sharpeidude

    #10 – ROLMFAO!!!!

    I don’t recognize her either, but I’d hit that in spades! She could probably wreak havoc on a cock though.

  32. alaskanchicsickle

    I can put both ankles behind my neck, I win.

  33. ph7

    These pictures fill my mind with very dirty thoughts.

  34. chimpy

    Man I’d fuck her in half, also not bad looking doggy style either.

  35. Riotboy

    Face down, butt up, that’s the way we like to…

  36. HankTheDwarf

    #20,

    JUST BECAUSE NO GUYS WANT TO GET NEAR YOUR CHEESE-LADEN HOLE, DONT TAKE IT OUT ON OTHERS SWEETHEART.

    NOW GIMME A SMOOCH BUT KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT COOCH.

    TYVM!

  37. merlin shaolin

    her fat, thirty-pound labia are pressing through them red tighties — hop on board anyone, there’s fish on the beach!

  38. deadpeoplesex

    oh wow ! I want oral sex ! I want to perform it on her

  39. They’re all men.

  40. Victor

    I don’t think she’s doing yoga or pilates. Poor thing, she just has really bad gas. I’d still lick her while she’s farting. Then we could use my tears as extra lubricant when we violate her gas chamber.

  41. Babee Dahl

    HankTheDwarf, you have no idea who I am or what I look like. So I would suggest you shut your fat trap. Also I would imagine you do not have many dates at all if any. I know I would never wish to go out with any one as crude and disgusting as you. I only date men who know how to treat a lady properly!

  42. Devvvvvvv

    Why does she look 100X better without that tramp makeup.

  43. She had very poor yoga teacher… or was she going to run?

    http://www.bestcelebrityfree.com

  44. wedgeone

    Smart move, picking the beach for all that – who would be able to tell where exactly the fish smell was coming from?

  45. Ted from LA

    I’ll bet if Gumby met this woman he would want to Pokey.

  46. g stuff

    i dated a chick with pussy lips like that, but hers were longer. she was from eastern europe, baby and she was fun, but cheap!

  47. Bite Me!

    She’s perfect for ass-to-mouth. You could stare right into her eyes during each too fast and deep wince-thrust, and then watch as she struggles with the nasty taste and smell when you pull out and jam your shit-streaked cock down her throat. Goddam I’m fucking hard right now – where’s FRIST at???!!!

  48. Aphrohdite

    You guys are gross.

  49. pork pie hat and balls

    wtf ethnicity is that skank anyway? she’s been passed around and around and around hollywood, that one! boy, she knows how to open up her holes and to whom! it’s all about being famous, isn’t it, prescovia? it’s worth everything you got!

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