Nicole Ritchie autographs unborn fetus

maybe I’m insane….but am I the only person on the planet who thinks she’s adorable the way she is? She’s like a cute little Barbie, I just want to buy her clothes and dress her up.

#42- The only time I ever see you on this site is when you make fun of other posters. The reason we don’t make fun of Laydeebug is because she has funny things to say on a regular basis and because she is an all-around nice, cool person. You on the other hand…not so much. Why don’t you shut the fuck up and go watch some Golden Girls.

By the way, Nicole must be an amputee now because I could swear the bartender used her leg to garnish my martini with an olive last night…

Shouldn’t we be applauding the fact that she can actually write?

lysistrata11 – let me guess, you’re like a nearing 40 year old woman looking for a lot of woman on woman love? Something tells me I may not get a response to this one, huh? LOL!!!

#7 I’ll have you know that Nicole does eat sandwiches:

http://today.ccopinion.com/nicole-richie-eating-something/

Therefore, your comment is irrelevant.

That child will be marked for life, as if having that woman for a mother wouldn’t have been enough.

#52 Who do you think you are? Don’t you have anything better to do than spend your whole day on this site with all your little virtual friends, most of whom are either 12 year old kids or 60 year old truckers posing?

There needs to be more people insulting the likes of posters like you who are so mind-numbingly retarded, that insulting them is the only way to try to get through to them. Don’t you realize how utterly retarded you sound?

#19 Oh my god you are so awesome!!! You are going to college!! Wow! You really HAVE to finish college, huh? You are so amazing and smart. You must really be proud of yourself.

Gee, I would really hate to mess with you and all your smartness. You are so freaking intelligent and so superior to celebrities. Golly, you are so amazing and your posts are so funny. No one better mess with you!! I bet your term papers are outrageously awesome. You are such a scholar. You must really be proud of all the time you spend on here posting your witty comments. Oh, except for the times you don’t have access to the computer because you got fired from your job where you spent all day on the computer.

You are so smart and cool.

#58

I’ll take this one. lysistrata11 is actually very funny AND cool, both of which you obviously have no understanding of. Funny how you’re talking a bunch of shit to lysistrata11, who said nothing to you, but in the Oprah Winfrey thread, you accused ME of being confrontational and causing trouble. Projecting much? The problem you’re experiencing can be summed up in a few words. You’re a dumb ass.

#59

Go do your algebra homework and shut the hell up.

By the way, lysistrata11, that martini remark was hysterical!

LaydeeBug, #58 uses the word retarded quite a lot. That reminds me of someone……… Who could it be?

I meant the movie with Jamie Leigh Curtis. I don’t remember its title. Still, The Parent Trap showed us Lindsey before she became a drunken whore.

#61

Ooooohhhh, you’re talking about Freaky Friday. Yeah, she was actually really cute in that movie. You know my post was all in jest, right? I didn’t really think you were gross.

#60 – ah do many people think you are retarded and mentally ill? Maybe you should start listening to them.

You are always stirring up things with others. Someone needs to point that out to you. All you do is post the most retarded posts and attack others. And when someone does it to you you spew out more of your nonsense.

why the fuck is everyone being so mean today? stop unless it’s both mean AND funny please.

#63 Someone needs to point this out to you-you’re ridiculous! Remember your post #59, you know, the one where you’re completely unleashing your fury on LaydeeBug for no apparent reason and at no provocation from her? And yet, I’m the one stirring things up with others. Do you understand the term ‘hypocrite’? I agree with Evangelia. Let’s stop being mean. I’ll stop talking to you/about you if you’ll reciprocate.

Isn’t ghost-writing sort of like lip-synching (Milli Vanilli anyone)?
Can we find out if she wrote the damn book by herself or (most likely) NOT and who actually wrote it??

If she used a writer and doesn’t name him/her, is that false advertising? Someone enlighten me?

judging from the excerpt on amazon of the book, i’d say it’s a safe bet she wrote it. if any non-celebrity turned in writing that bad, they’d likely be shown the door, pronto. apparently, the world is being overrun with stupid cunts.

#66

I agree with #67. Here’s the definition of a ghostwriter:

A ghostwriter is an author who writes under someone else’s name, with their consent. A ghostwritten book is deceptive

#55-That made no sense. Come back to talk to the “big people” (adults) when you can form a coherent question. Damn, if I’m a 40 year old woman with a 22 year old fiance, then I’m doin’ pretty good…

#58-Who the hell are you? Did I say anything to you? No? Then shut the hell up. “Don’t you realize how utterly retarded you sound?” You must be EHsed’s other screenname because I wasn’t sure anyone else could be that stupid.

Mamacita, yes Belinda B. sounds familiar with all of the “retard” comments. Didn’t this person stalk you (and Laydeebug) before?

“Lunch today will be cotton balls dipped in orange juice.”

#69 Yes indeed! Unfortunately, I think that person is having another manic phase right now, which accounts for the sudden resurgence of her stunningly intelligent remarks. Dammit, why won’t she take her lithium?

Girls, girls, girls. I know how to settle this little hissy-fit, a topless fight to the death.

I just read the excerpts to the “novel”…it’s a tremendously stupid piece of trash that 14 year olds will lick up with a spoon. My brain cells fizzled out of existence as soon as I started reading, that was the worst 10 minutes I could spend online.

I didn’t know that Nicole Ritchie was trying out for Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Part 2.

No offense taken, Mamacita. I was a little tipsy from a few pints of Guiness. I have stated that I like curvy girls and I hope LiLo and Nicole Ritchie get their shit together soon.

I forgot what the origional topic is…..so……Tara Reid is a skank. Whew! I feel better now. ;)

“That made no sense. Come back to talk to the “big people” (adults) when you can form a coherent question. Damn, if I’m a 40 year old woman with a 22 year old fiance, then I’m doin’ pretty good…”

lysistrata11 – do you REALLY want to go there? I mean, really, do you think I DON’T have the proof to back up the fact that you’re a 39-year old woman cruising for chicks? Try me…

“You must be EHsed’s other screenname because I wasn’t sure anyone else could be that stupid.”

And by the way, “paige” is not my “other” screen name, jackass. Unlike you, I’m not a loser who would have multiple screen names on a message board.

Does anyone find the whole concept of message boards to be comical? We (and that includes me) come in here, bash celebrities and celebrity wannabes. These people are total attention whores, and some of them are literally whores in the traditional sense, but these are all people we don’t know AT ALL.

And then some of us proceed to bash the people who post comments–people they likely have never met. And this is not directed at any particular poster–really, it isn’t–but I just find the whole thing hilarious…and strangely addicting.

frankly, i love it
and, EHsed & BelindaB – you guys need a spliff real bad
and if you just give her a chance, LaydeeBug will make you wet your pants and if you’re real lucky she might even sic her Dominican mother on you- then you’ll wet your pants for sure
all of us are lame- that’s why we’re posting on here like dumbasses – if you notice, she’s the only one who hasn’t been checking back here to see what the losers are saying next
hmm

#77-go ahead with your proof, dear.

Take Honey’s advice and share a spliff, or try some of these brownies I made. They are truly delicious. They’re the only thing that could make the Simple Life funny.

Stay in school.

PS: Play nice

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2722636

can she sign my ass?