i don’t know for certain, but i’m pretty sure the baby’s response is “EAT SOMETHING”
Yeehaw!!!!i have to go buy a lottery ticket. First Post!!!!! I liked Nicole beter when she was fat
Does Nicole Ritchie have legs? Pigeons have more meat on their legs than she does. And what the fuck is up with those god awful over sized sun glasses she wears? Those are quite fugly.
d’oh, no first post for me. boo hoo
goddamn you to hell, big fat momma! i wanted first post! her legs are scary, and make me cry.
It’s a pretty sad day when all you aspire to is to have your pregnant tummy signed by a famous whore…
I’m sure Nicole’s words were lost on the fetus, I mean babies don’t respond to anything without breasts. Eat a sandwich, damn!
Enough with the first post shit…. you people never get the first post anyway, so you’d think you’d stop trying. I guess it’s kind of like a bird that keeps flying into a window because it doesn’t realize that there is glass there… very little brain function.
#6 wait a minute you’ve got’em mixed up. Stickpole Richie is the one with the eating disorder and Parisite IS the skank!
omg those legs … what happened? even lipo or bowflex won’t get you legs like that.
I keep having this vision of running into Nicole Ritchie at some NY night club and throwing Twinkies at her. So now, I always keep a couple in my handbag at all times, just in case…
I hope to God that the government has secretly coated each and every one of those ‘books’ with a chemical that prevents the buyer from conceiving a child. No moronic, brain dead,celebrisuck who buys that wretched excuse for a book should be allowed to procreate.
Time to start thinning the herd.
p.s. Last time I saw glasses like that was on the Golden Girls. And yea, I have the whole collection on DVD.
she has a book out, thats funny….
I wish all of these “first post” assholes would have stayed in their own mother’s womb.
I checked out the novel on Amazon and noticed three things:
1. The words “A Novel” are printed six times on the front cover. The publisher clearly knew that if they only said it once, we just wouldn’t believe it.
2. The word “club” appears nine times within the first three pages (yes, I attempted to read an excerpt).
3. Nicole–or whoever wrote this thing–uses “double-bad” as an adjective. No, not “doubly-bad,” which would be bad enough, but “double-bad, as in “drugs would be double-bad for an addictive personality like hers.”
Hummm…I’ll be sure to read this epic once I finish the phone book.
OUCH…look at those legs..i feel like they’re gunna break off any second, if they haven’t already
damn it, someone just shove that book in her mouth, maybe she’ll eat that instead of food
I can’t believe that she is the daughter of the guy that sings “Once, twice, three times a lady”. I bet her book is just a collection of her saying, “That’s hot” and “Do you love it?”…
People like NIcole and the fans who buy her book are the reason why I HAVE to finish college and get my degree and be something other than an insipid, flighty, baby-making, drug addicted, shopping-obsessed mall walker with no idea of what a thesis statement is.
Gee, nice gams Nic! Betty Grable would be envious.
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