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bigfatmomma | March 10, 2006 at 6:32 pm
i don’t know for certain, but i’m pretty sure the baby’s response is “EAT SOMETHING”
krisdylee | March 10, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Yeehaw!!!!i have to go buy a lottery ticket. First Post!!!!! I liked Nicole beter when she was fat
celeb_hater | March 10, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Does Nicole Ritchie have legs? Pigeons have more meat on their legs than she does. And what the fuck is up with those god awful over sized sun glasses she wears? Those are quite fugly.
krisdylee | March 10, 2006 at 6:34 pm
d’oh, no first post for me. boo hoo
B-Bomb | March 10, 2006 at 6:35 pm
goddamn you to hell, big fat momma! i wanted first post! her legs are scary, and make me cry.
Mary45 | March 10, 2006 at 6:38 pm
It’s a pretty sad day when all you aspire to is to have your pregnant tummy signed by a famous whore…
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 10, 2006 at 6:45 pm
I’m sure Nicole’s words were lost on the fetus, I mean babies don’t respond to anything without breasts. Eat a sandwich, damn!
rori | March 10, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Enough with the first post shit…. you people never get the first post anyway, so you’d think you’d stop trying. I guess it’s kind of like a bird that keeps flying into a window because it doesn’t realize that there is glass there… very little brain function.
Bellisima | March 10, 2006 at 7:17 pm
#6 wait a minute you’ve got’em mixed up. Stickpole Richie is the one with the eating disorder and Parisite IS the skank!
jida | March 10, 2006 at 7:26 pm
omg those legs … what happened? even lipo or bowflex won’t get you legs like that.
polypam | March 10, 2006 at 7:30 pm
I keep having this vision of running into Nicole Ritchie at some NY night club and throwing Twinkies at her. So now, I always keep a couple in my handbag at all times, just in case…
M@ce | March 10, 2006 at 7:56 pm
I hope to God that the government has secretly coated each and every one of those ‘books’ with a chemical that prevents the buyer from conceiving a child. No moronic, brain dead,celebrisuck who buys that wretched excuse for a book should be allowed to procreate.
Time to start thinning the herd.
p.s. Last time I saw glasses like that was on the Golden Girls. And yea, I have the whole collection on DVD.
Dee | March 10, 2006 at 8:14 pm
she has a book out, thats funny….
The Serial Cynic | March 10, 2006 at 8:21 pm
I wish all of these “first post” assholes would have stayed in their own mother’s womb.
topnovel | March 10, 2006 at 8:21 pm
I checked out the novel on Amazon and noticed three things:
1. The words “A Novel” are printed six times on the front cover. The publisher clearly knew that if they only said it once, we just wouldn’t believe it.
2. The word “club” appears nine times within the first three pages (yes, I attempted to read an excerpt).
3. Nicole–or whoever wrote this thing–uses “double-bad” as an adjective. No, not “doubly-bad,” which would be bad enough, but “double-bad, as in “drugs would be double-bad for an addictive personality like hers.”
AWESOME.
Binky | March 10, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Hummm…I’ll be sure to read this epic once I finish the phone book.
scarlett138 | March 10, 2006 at 9:22 pm
OUCH…look at those legs..i feel like they’re gunna break off any second, if they haven’t already
damn it, someone just shove that book in her mouth, maybe she’ll eat that instead of food
Fatty Boom-Batty | March 10, 2006 at 9:54 pm
I can’t believe that she is the daughter of the guy that sings “Once, twice, three times a lady”. I bet her book is just a collection of her saying, “That’s hot” and “Do you love it?”…
LaydeeBug | March 10, 2006 at 10:56 pm
People like NIcole and the fans who buy her book are the reason why I HAVE to finish college and get my degree and be something other than an insipid, flighty, baby-making, drug addicted, shopping-obsessed mall walker with no idea of what a thesis statement is.
Daniel | March 10, 2006 at 11:10 pm
Gee, nice gams Nic! Betty Grable would be envious.
downshine | March 10, 2006 at 11:16 pm
anorexia on a stick
pickletickle | March 10, 2006 at 11:24 pm
I am sorry but I think that pregnant bellies are ugly…and what is worse than the ugly ass stork legs of Ritchie is the fact that someone stupid enough to go to her book signing and read about the life of a spoiled, little, rich shit sack is about to bring another dumb person into the world.
Writing a message to an unborn fetus is stupid enough, but letting a nasty skank touch your stomache is even more stupid.
hafaball | March 11, 2006 at 12:53 am
That;s fucking bullshit. I asked her to sign my penis once and her bodyguards’ beat me up! You know, the penis is where it all starts! Maybe next time…
Ali | March 11, 2006 at 1:15 am
OMG!!! I’ll bet Nicole was so freaked out by seeing that woman’s giant belly!!! That’s gotta be her worst fear. She is probably still forcing herself to throw up the lettuce leaf she had for lunch.
Those legs are sad. We’re going to be reading about her the same way we read about Karen Carpenter in the 70s.
c1ndy | March 11, 2006 at 1:36 am
She should eat some pies.
mrschickee | March 11, 2006 at 2:16 am
She looks like a lollipop.
mamacita | March 11, 2006 at 3:00 am
If Nicole stood sideways and stuck out her tongue, she’d be mistaken for a zipper.
christee | March 11, 2006 at 7:19 am
well, one girl’s “anorexia” is another girl’s “willpower.”
EHsed | March 11, 2006 at 8:31 am
#19 – “People like NIcole and the fans who buy her book are the reason why I HAVE to finish college and get my degree and be something other than an insipid, flighty, baby-making, drug addicted, shopping-obsessed mall walker with no idea of what a thesis statement is.”
You REALLY need to stay in college (are you on the 8-year plan or something?) because a thesis statement is something you learn in like 8th and 9th grade, so if you priding yourself on learning that now in college, you’ve got a long way to go.
Spindoc | March 11, 2006 at 8:56 am
Can a fetus catch herpes from a pen?
Shaun | March 11, 2006 at 9:45 am
Hahahaha the look on that poor kids face.
“Dam you mom! Drag me out to a book signing and it’s this useless whore. Of all people it had to be this stick. I will be in therapy for life!”.
Chris'sMom | March 11, 2006 at 9:54 am
# 1 pretty much sums up all there is to read about this particular article. I almost woke my husband up laughing at that. Bravo.
Jenni | March 11, 2006 at 10:00 am
1.) a fetus is always unborn
2.) feed her!!!!
RevBrandy | March 11, 2006 at 10:24 am
What a successful young woman she is: famous for being the daughter of someone who was famous once and the former-BFF of someone whose inexplicable fame persists, now a published writer which is a gig some actually talented writers struggle to obtain, a “television star” if one counts utterly myopic reality television as actual “programming,” and a tabloid sweetheart running a race toward death by trying to starve herself or party herself into the grave, whichever crosses the finish line first.
The world is completely “effed.”
Xarah | March 11, 2006 at 12:22 pm
#26 OMG!
She does! That big head and tiny little body. It reminds me of “Head” from “So I Married An Axe Murderer”.
honey | March 11, 2006 at 1:31 pm
#29 – I think you should know that we don’t really mess with LaydeeBug here
might wanna tone it down just a bit..
Tania | March 11, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Bitch is fat. Seriously Nicole, maybe you should try to drop a few. Yuck.
ESQ | March 11, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Wow totally priceless getting your pregnant belly signed by an alien.
lucybell07 | March 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm
So I haven’t had time to read most of these other comments, sorry if this is a repeat. But, I must say, good god woman! Here’s a new career goal she should consider. Maybe she could come to my anatomy/physiology class. Our current skeleton is a bit disintegrated, and she’d make a great skeletal anatomy lesson. And then she could go on to write a book about how important her role was to my education. Brownie points for you, Nicole! Ooops, ok ok, just kidding: Celery points for you, Nicole!
HughJorganthethird | March 11, 2006 at 4:19 pm
The stench of death follows Nicole wherever she goes. Repent while you can o skinny one, for the end is nigh.
andrewthezeppo | March 11, 2006 at 4:22 pm
“Come Out” Nicole is hilarious, I still totally adore her crazy skeleton ass.
EHsed | March 11, 2006 at 7:11 pm
#36 – “I think you should know that we don’t really mess with LaydeeBug here
might wanna tone it down just a bit..”
Oh God! I’m sooo incredibly sorry…I totally didn’t know that “we” don’t mess with LaydeeBug…so what is going to happen now? A posse full of losers whose only friends are those they met while posting on an online message board are going to hunt me down and do what exactly? Write lame insults about me in retaliation of my pointing out that someone is a dumb ass? I’ll totally keel over and die of shame and remorse. Seriously, get a life.
ms.vreeland | March 11, 2006 at 7:26 pm
totally agree with #41.
oh and laydeebug, going to college probably still won’t ever provide you half her pretty wardrobe,shallow comment?this is superficial.com anyway
cheetaqueen | March 11, 2006 at 9:02 pm
she looks like alittle old granny bobblehead when she wears those fugly glasses of hers.
theczechwreck | March 11, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Where are all the fatty haters? The “stop calling her skinny, there’s nothing healthy about being fat” people?
I love them. Why have they forsaken me?
gogoboots | March 12, 2006 at 2:28 am
Aside from what she looks like, and yes, a lollipop comes to mind, what the hell can she possibly write about? i didn’t know she knew how to write much less read.
gogoboots | March 12, 2006 at 2:29 am
These days she looks like an 11 year old male cross-dresser. And pigeon legs are fabulous baby, they are SO in!
Mr. Fritz | March 12, 2006 at 3:09 am
Nicole Ritchie has learned that you need to be rich and skinny to stay in the limelight. I don’t have much to say about this story. I love curvy women and don’t like anyone at this moment. The “Parent Trap” Lindsey was cute and sexy. I agree with number #24′s comment. She is gonna be like that Carpenter broad. I think I am gonna stop watching television until the hourglass shape returns.
night | March 12, 2006 at 7:46 am
I love you, Mr. Fritz ;) And yeah, comment Nr 24 is sooo to-the-point. I mean, being anorexic is a serious issue but but what’s unacceptable is that she’s celebrated as a fashion icon, and the people around her behave like she is “perfectly normal”. I can’t believe that she’s still denying having an eating disorder!!
mamacita | March 12, 2006 at 9:35 am
#48
Uh, wasn’t she, like, 12 in Parent Trap? That’s kind of gross.
#49
Actually, she did admit to having been bulimic in Vanity Fair, although she did speak of it as being in the past and not a current problem.