Nicole Richie’s sunglasses keep growing

hmmm…I am sick of seeing this creature. She is about two days away from a coma and about 65 miles from being pretty.

“holy crip it’s a crapple!”

#51 – You may want to check your GPS… I think pretty is waaaaay farther than that.

RichPort-
I wanted it be believable, you know like when you tell kids there is a Santa Clause.

It is probably some number like 60345972 tenamilos (which is the standard measure of a lightyear on planet coochie-coochie, where this creature hails from).

I always wondered what Nicole Richie would look like if she were possessed by the spirit of Harry Caray. Now I know.

Those glasses make her look fat.

Pic#2 “No animals allowed” yet they still let her in the joint. badombomp!

BAZZZZING! I’m doing schtick over here.

The big oversized glasses thing is the absolute worst fashion fad in the history of Hollywood.

**Driing driiiing** “Hello, Richie Residence”…”yes, the is the biology department of UCLA calling. We want our skeleton back”

54 wolf- “Harry Caray”, that’s good.

Well one positive thing here: Ms Richie’s lack of body fat ensures no PMS or monthly cycle- cuz hormones don’t work they way they should in anorexic women. Ugh, grasshoppers, I mean.

Ugly ass heina…if I was Lionel’s daughter I would do everything to be bbbrriicckkhhoouussee…she makes me barf..

In the first picture she looks like she is channeling the spirit of Joey Ramone.

Being an ugly anorexic is her only claim to fame. What is she really famous for, except being the sidekick to that walking STD?

The sunglasses are to disguise her for her plan of extreme cunningness. But I have figured her out. Here:

Picture 1. “I think the man might know I have an animal in my purse”

Picture 2. “I hope nobody sees me take this animal out of my purse and leave it here.”

Picture 3. “I better call Barry and tell him I took and left an animal in there. I am so cunning”

Nobody outsmarts Marc.

You have to hand it to her, she knows how to get publicity, even if it means contracting an eating disorder in order to do so.

http://esotericsociety.jconserv.net

On the 3rd pic it’s gonna fall down…

On the 3rd pic it’s gonna fall down…

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, indeed.

She looks like a rotesserie chicken.

lose a few more and she’ll morph into an olson sister…

Those sunglasses make her look like a 1970s porn star.

Aw, leave her alone.
I thinks she rocks.
She has talent
unlike her simple life costar paris.
Nicole is cute, sexy, hot, beautiful, kind, and sincere.
Paris is a two faced bitch whose jealous ’cause her once fat sidekick got beautiful and makes her look like the ugly duckling she is, not just visually, but personality wise too…….. Pooh on you Paris.

NICOLE – YOU GO GIRL!

Besides, I love her dads music, so how can I not love his kid!

71) Talented she may be, but she looks like she’s struggling to lift the weight of her own hair. There’s a healthy body image for young girls!
She was never fat- she’s just moved beyond slender into the realm of frightening. Come on people, Auschwitz was a crime against humanity, not a fashion capital!

Though Paris is an ugly bitch.

With the glasses, she looks like one of those plastic flowers that, when you used to turn music on, it would dance. Except the flower probably weighs more

youre right #34

71 & 72–WHAT TALENT DOES SHE HAVE?

I have never expressed my opinion online about Nichole but now something has to be said. She reaffirmed, through her dad as well as public statements that she is “not anorexic.” Ofcourse she isnt, the is totally telling the truth and i believe her..SHE IS Bulimic. Her personality is perfect for it…there is no way this girl could abstain from food…did you see her on The First episode of the simple life? She is excessive….hair extensions, big personality….plus her bones potrude like thos of a person with a disease like bulimia. NO doubt about it.

I have never expressed my opinion online about Nichole but now something has to be said. She reaffirmed, through her dad as well as public statements that she is “not anorexic.” Ofcourse she isnt, the is totally telling the truth and i believe her..SHE IS Bulimic. Her personality is perfect for it…there is no way this girl could abstain from food…did you see her on The First episode of the simple life? She is excessive….hair extensions, big personality….plus her bones potrude like thos of a person with a disease like bulimia. NO doubt about it.

She always has her- is that a hand?- outstretched as in that first photo, like the hand of death reaching out to get you. That’s not a hand. It’s a claw.

75- I have no idea what talent 71 was referencing. I don’t watch TV, and I wouldn’t have any idea who this person was if I didn’t continue seeing her praying mantis proportions leering at me from the grocery checkout. I assume she must have some talent- staying upright and breathing, for example.

YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT DA HELL UP!!!You dont have any idea about fashion Nicole is sexy!!! I luv her sunglasses! Being skinny is hott and doesnt mean she has an eating disorder and if she does it shouldnt concern you white trash bitches!!! NICOLE IS SUPER HOTT!!! Luvs it

yeah, she’s just a retarded bug lady

Matthew McConaughey get a shave and a hat man!

I really don’ care what anyone says NICOLE is a great mom. She had problems just like everyone else. Hers might have been alittle more extreme or a little less. Let the gurl be least she ain’t loose her mind like Brit. And at least she cleaned up her act before she had children This is to the person who talked about her drug problem Go to Hell!