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Wampoon.com | September 28, 2006 at 9:16 am
BZZZZZzzzzZZZZZ *STING*
http://wampoon.com
FashMags | September 28, 2006 at 9:17 am
It’s not the glasses getting bigger, it’s the amazing shrinking head. Headorexia perhaps? Headlimia?
Shaun | September 28, 2006 at 9:19 am
I think her skinny figure is to rebell against her X smut friend Paris for leaving her side.
Or the hot crack pipe she calls a bitch has become her long time friend. Maybe some meth? Some schnay? Who knows. But she is gross looking.
Next.
bigponie | September 28, 2006 at 9:26 am
she’s so skinny I can wrap my dick around her neck.
ScottInFlorida | September 28, 2006 at 9:26 am
They look like something Pee-Wee Herman would wear.
They gotta be joke sunglasses!
Captain Awesome | September 28, 2006 at 9:27 am
Shes a good example to the other girls here what you’ll look like at 60. Whether you’re someones grandma…or a baglady.
NotANiceGirl | September 28, 2006 at 9:28 am
Overly skinny or not- this bitch is ridiculous….. and I like big sunglasses. The sad thing is if she paid for them, you know the dumb bitch paid hundreds to look like a total ass face!
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 9:28 am
She looks just like E.T. in the scene where he’s dressed up in the wig and shit. OH, how sexy Nicole….you look like an alien in drag.
Alex | September 28, 2006 at 9:28 am
All I know is that that guy she is with is one big motorscooter and she can wear whatever she wants because no one will have the guadalupes to say, “Hey, you, Praying Mantis, chill!”
tits_on_snack | September 28, 2006 at 9:29 am
Word, that fad needs to die please. Thing is, I bet everyone one of these bitches that wear these windsheilds on their faces think it’s “their” signature look.
Captain Awesome | September 28, 2006 at 9:29 am
#9
I have no idea what you just said. English for us Earth people please?
pinky_nip | September 28, 2006 at 9:30 am
Everything “appears” to grow around her shrinking body.
The only things that are incapable of growing when near her, are penises.
NotANiceGirl | September 28, 2006 at 9:30 am
Hello Nicole? My grandma is calling. It’s 1980 and she wants her shades back…. you sperm burping gutter whore. (My granny said that- not me!!!- She’s got a potty mouth!!!)
NotANiceGirl | September 28, 2006 at 9:34 am
jeez…. she looks like a cow in these pictures… Nicole, please go on a diet.
Shaun | September 28, 2006 at 9:35 am
Hahaha # 13. Excellent! Thanks for making me laugh on this day of dealing with a f*n cold.
bigponie | September 28, 2006 at 9:38 am
If she looses a half more pound she can hide in her purse from the paparazzi.
Alex | September 28, 2006 at 9:39 am
#11
Okay, I’ll try.
Nicole’s boytoy=bigger than you
Reclusive basement-living nerds=won’t say to Nicole’s face that they don’t like the insect look
Bingo!
bond | September 28, 2006 at 9:41 am
the glasses aren’t growing. it only appears they are growing, as her body keeps getting skinnier and skinnier. those are probably newborn sunglasses. (do they make those? whatever)
NotANiceGirl | September 28, 2006 at 9:48 am
Next she’ll be rocking those sunglasses that the senior citizens wear. She will probably need a cane to hold he up….and something to prop that head of hers up….besides a random dick.
Jenna | September 28, 2006 at 9:49 am
I keep hoping if she loses a few more pounds, the weight of gravity will crush her.
#13 – your grandma could totally take her in a fight if she wants them back….
RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 9:51 am
Oh Magoo! You’ve done it again!
NotANiceGirl | September 28, 2006 at 9:52 am
20. granny is willing to throw down. Nicole won’t return her calls….
enfilade | September 28, 2006 at 10:26 am
I think she’s lost weight.
http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/
CooterPunch | September 28, 2006 at 10:27 am
It’s gotta be one big joke, right?
Nicole just fucking with us. It’s got to be.
polypam | September 28, 2006 at 10:27 am
In the first photo, notice the short hairs sticking up on the left side of her head. That means her hair is breaking off (hmmm, poor eating habits?).
She looks like one of those alien drawings people make after claiming to be abducted.
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 10:28 am
i live for the day when nicole dangles one of those enormous bags of her wrist and her arm completely snaps in two.
CelebSlam.com | September 28, 2006 at 10:28 am
Those glasses look like they’re straining her neck
http://www.celebslam.com
HolisticWisdomcom | September 28, 2006 at 10:29 am
This reminds me of those joke sunglasses that are super large. You know, the gag gift that you see a drunk wearing at a college party?
This extra big sunglasses thing is really silly looking and makes people look like insects. This is bad for my business as it makes people less sexy and thus less likely to have sex! Stop it people!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Brain Embolism | September 28, 2006 at 10:36 am
Yeah, Nicole looks like a bug. Ha! Ha!
Big deal.
More importantly… #24 CooterPunch- What happen to your ‘comments’ page?
combustion8 | September 28, 2006 at 10:45 am
Those aren’t bracelets… they’re cock rings.
Jacq | September 28, 2006 at 10:52 am
Is that Rachel Zoe?
Italian Stallion | September 28, 2006 at 11:04 am
I love how everyone in the backround is looking at her like “what the fuck” happen to that bitch. The guy at the table got up and offered her his lunch………….
MissaRB | September 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
At least she is not wearing black fingernail polish
Nora | September 28, 2006 at 11:24 am
I still want her to die for her BEYOND stupid comment that “No one EVER makes fun of fat people!”..stupid cunt.
biatcho | September 28, 2006 at 11:41 am
Wow, Estelle Getty looks great for a dead broad.
littlefattycakes | September 28, 2006 at 11:47 am
Is she supposed to be in LA? Is it suddenly winter? I don’t get the sweater and scarf in September… Maybe she’s just cold because she has 0.5% body fat?
hobieluv83 | September 28, 2006 at 11:53 am
I like the sunglasses. They remind me of Gerri Hall. Only, she was hot and nicole’s not.
PunjabPete | September 28, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Looks like the little old black lady from “My Cousin Vinnie”….
You know if you stick you wang in her, she would expand to twice her original size… Well, with my wang at least….
edb87 | September 28, 2006 at 12:19 pm
#23 – No she’s too fat.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
HollyJ | September 28, 2006 at 12:33 pm
I had something really clever to add, but while I was signing in, I dropped a pipebomb on myself, and my entire frontal lobe has been wiped clean by trauma.
By ‘pipebomb’ I mean a gaseous bomb coming out of my asspipe.
And my ‘trauma’ I mean that the olfactory part of my brain would be dancing red on MRI right now.
doihaveabooger | September 28, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Her being a method actor & all, I heard she is preparing for a cameo on a very special episode of six feet under.
I think the working title is “buh-by bobblehead”
I know I speak for most when I say, we can’t wait.
biatcho | September 28, 2006 at 12:49 pm
#38 – they had a black lady in My Cousin Vinny? I thought they didn’t allow blacks in the south?
Spindoc | September 28, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Christ she looks like shit. Her hair looks like it is really starting to thin too. Thats a really bad sign. I’m thinking she might die even before Kate Bosworth.
kickservebt | September 28, 2006 at 12:55 pm
What a complete waste of bandwidth…and oxygen. Why can’t she just fall off the face of the Earth??
checkyourshorts | September 28, 2006 at 1:08 pm
*lech voice*
Heelllllllooo Ms. Marple!
denni | September 28, 2006 at 1:41 pm
The bigger the lens, the smaller the IQ….
86 | September 28, 2006 at 1:52 pm
She’s pulling a Mary-Kate with all of the clothes and bangles used to disguise her protruding bones.
Phaery | September 28, 2006 at 2:00 pm
hope she accidently strangles herself with that mile long scarf.
Jenna | September 28, 2006 at 2:11 pm
#36 – Nicole is showing us one of her ever so creative ways of hiding the tank of protoplasma that’s keeping her alive. Plus, would you really want her to be wearing less clothing? Ewwwww……
RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 3:00 pm
#42 – As long as we say things like “Yessum” and “Sho’ is nice weatha suh” we’re ok. Except when we fuck white women, of course. Then we usually just say things like “Eat me you cracka whore!!!” Good times man, good times.
Someone please introduce Ms. Richie to Jenny Craig. Many thanks.