Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses:
Pirate ship.
Unicorn.
One Ring to rule them all.
Jesus’ body.
But an ass? C’mon, there’s no way these aren’t Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did this, Optimus Prime’s face would’ve looked more realistic back there. You know, provided he was winking and smoking a cigar like Groucho Marx. I’m a helper :)
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john | November 30, 2008 at 7:03 pm
first, i am gay.
Rhode Island | November 30, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Anyone posting after me swallows Benji Madden’s creamy manjuice
Rough Daddy | November 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm
You call that an ass?
rawr | November 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm
where is it? im looking but i cnt find it.
Rhode Island's Mom | November 30, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Rhode Island, sweetie, momma’s getting tired today. If I take one more load there won’t be any room left to suck you off before bedtime.
hollywood_hillbilly | November 30, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Douchie knows ass, well, male ass anyways.
Rough Daddy | November 30, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Aint it funny how Backwood boy just want to type to me! only not about the subject matter! and his comments are always violently gay!
Rough Daddy | November 30, 2008 at 8:06 pm
i don’t know ass, but my ass is well known.
Anexio | November 30, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Okay, to all those that posted before me….
Jesus loves you.
Unless you are a homo, then he doesnt love you.
Unless you are unmarried and living in sin, then he doesnt love you.
Unless you are black, yellow, brown or purple, then he doesnt love you.
If you are white, a weekly church goer, and you have sex in the missionary position only then yes!!! Jesus loves you.
If you voted no on Prop 8 then Jesus loves you.
Aja | November 30, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I love her hair. Is it hers?
Aja | November 30, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I love her hair. Is it hers?
godless guru | November 30, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Fortunately for mankind, jesus only exists in the minds of the idiots who believe in him.
ADF | November 30, 2008 at 8:53 pm
She has slender figure and is so hot…I’m a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.
Randal | November 30, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Nicole has always been a front runner for that part of perfection, be it the sparkle in her smile, the glitter in her eyes, the cascading effect of her hair which dangles right above her perfect bottom.
A diamond in the rough when she became a star from the Simple Life and still a diamond in the rough today.
Randal
lazy troll | November 30, 2008 at 9:11 pm
first
bitchez
splendid! | November 30, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Randal akaJimbo
Always good to see your posts. ;o)
Sperm Bank | November 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I thought that this slut said that she and her sperm donor were going to get married, and that was about two years ago. What happened?
I know the kid is ugly, but WTF?
Mike | November 30, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Nichole who?
Where’s my fucking check Obama?
Randal is God | November 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I love you Randal!
You brighten the darkest day in clouds of despair that depart from the soothing typing of your sweet words – a melody to the discerning listener and opiate for the cognoscenti!
May I suck your cock?
hollywood_hillbilly | November 30, 2008 at 10:27 pm
@19 sorry, but douchie handles all the cock sucking around here.
kahlee | November 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm
thats not much of an ass, but Its getting there : ) she just needs to work on her glutes and eat a tiny bit more.
What ever man | December 1, 2008 at 12:25 am
Is there a man in this world besides the poor sap that dropped his dirty eggnog in that sewer hole that gives a rats ass about this chick? Just askin’ cause I don’t.
please rate me... thanks | December 1, 2008 at 2:03 am
very nice :)
Hongkong Holiday | December 1, 2008 at 2:09 am
She still has an ass. Everybody does. ;p
John | December 1, 2008 at 4:03 am
This is so funny :) And she does look very hot too!
Rynn | December 1, 2008 at 4:34 am
I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.
gerard Vandenberg | December 1, 2008 at 6:20 am
If jesus has the brains of this moron, YOU’D BETTER BE START PRAYING, folks!!
AmberDextrose | December 1, 2008 at 6:56 am
# 16 – did you miss the other day’s duplicate Rough Daddy/Randal posting?
Aja | December 1, 2008 at 7:00 am
I’ve decided that her hair, the hair I said I love in 10 and 11, is hers after all. It’s truly and genuinely attached to the skin in all its curly kinky fuzzy little glory. I could tell when I licked it!
Now, is the hair on her head her hair, or is it a wig?
Ted from LA | December 1, 2008 at 7:22 am
Fish,
It is getting more and more difficult to fine the fucking threads on this website with all the ads you have pasted everywhere. Give a few of them a rest. They also fuck with the security system of my computer and force it to abort opening this site often times. As for her ass, it looks like it is about 5 feet tall.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 1, 2008 at 8:40 am
Sure she has an ass, but I don’t see him in these pictures…
Switch | December 1, 2008 at 9:15 am
she living off daddy still or living off of her hubby?
Minty | December 1, 2008 at 9:31 am
everyone looks like they have an ass when they wear spandex….Post a picture with her ass looking nice in a pair of jeans or it doesn’t count.
Earl | December 1, 2008 at 9:33 am
First and most important, no matter who you are or what you’ve done, Jesus loves you! As far as Nicole’s ass, I think it looks just fine. Her hair is also a big plus. She should be proud of both her hair and her ass and I’m happy to look at pictures of her. Girard, you’re right, If Jesus had only the intelligence of any mortal,we would’nt even be here.
linda | December 1, 2008 at 9:34 am
I’m an open-minded girl from US, I’m interested in exotic things,photography, outdoors and sports. I have my photos on — Tallhub.com –, I love tall guys!
Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.
Ted from LA | December 1, 2008 at 10:06 am
#35,
linda, you’re a whore.
Cliff Clavin | December 1, 2008 at 10:58 am
Yes, Linda, Ted is correct you are a whore.
Aja | December 1, 2008 at 11:11 am
# 29, I didn’t say that….grrrrr
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I can attest that Linda is a whore.
IKE | December 1, 2008 at 12:33 pm
She might want to have one more. The first one did her a lot of good (she no longer looks like a boy….an ugly one at that), so the second could put her into the downright attractive category.
AJ | December 1, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Always wear comfortable shoes like spiked boots when carrying your toddler lol! I hope her daughter does not turn anorexic.
jetadore | December 1, 2008 at 4:36 pm
great boots.
nerdkiller | December 1, 2008 at 5:02 pm
If by ass you mean a poop hole stuck onto her lower back. How the hell can this be confused with an ass?
eyepopper | December 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm
You say tidbit, we say TITbit. For crissake, it’s an arse. An ass is a donkey!
Astrid | December 2, 2008 at 7:14 am
Goddamn it #31, you beat me to it.
And ‘Linda’ is an ageing slut’s name.
So #35 is undoubtedly a whore.
And an old one at that.
el ces | December 2, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Yesshh, I likes it.
gigi | December 3, 2008 at 8:24 pm
BOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!! yummy! :D
tiffany | December 11, 2008 at 7:05 pm
no, no it doesn’t exist. there is nothing there…
güzellik s?rlar? | October 20, 2009 at 6:52 am
First and most important, no matter who you are or what you’ve done, Jesus loves you! As far as Nicole’s ass, I think it looks just fine
bursa avukat | November 5, 2009 at 6:04 pm
thank you