Nicole Richie with creepy mystery man

ewwwwwwwww

My eyes are burning!!

That’s my coke dealer.

I don’t care how much she denies it, everything about this girl shouts, “EATING DISORDER”. Hopefully, her new boyfriend can pony up enough bucks for a Big Mac.

I think that she looks great. What is the American obsession with fat gross over McDonalized people. I’m from EU where people actualy bother to run, excersise, watch their diet and drink water and wine instead of soda and Beer. Way to go Nicole -looking good. Maybe just some muscle definition will be good.
I approve. Fight fast food… Thats what is truly disgusting

I like this guy. He look’s pretty cool. Love the shades. I wonder if he has any kid’s?

Papa?!! Is that you?!

He goes by Orby (as in, Roy Orbison’s son), and he’s in the band Whitestarr, the same band that Mischa’s ex/current? boyfriend Cisco is in. And yes, he does look that creepy in person – plus, he has gold teeth, which he put in on purpose. And he’s a big part of the Malibu drug scene, so that doesn’t look so good for Nic’s “clean” image.

Gawd, now guys are wearing those giant sunglasses.

Is that a herpes sore on his upper lip?

C’mon, we are talking about Nicole. She already dresses like she works in the porn industry. Is it just me or is that guy wearing sunglasses for women?

Is he wearing a “Girls Gone Wild” shirt? How tacky. It’s one thing to be a fan, it’s another to advertise. He appears to be a young guy that is doing everything in his power to look 52 and a surviving member of Lynard Skynard. He probably paints gin blossoms and liver spots on himself. I need to get to Hollywood ASAP. If this guy, Cisco Adler, K-Fag, etc. are getting young, impressionable chicks with money, I’m good for at least a debutante or twice-divorced heiress.

Are you sure she’s not Willie Nelsons daughter, cause she stole his headband. I bet she’s moist but she’s to old for me.

2 creeps walking side by side, you never see that in california.

Classy dude, right down to his “Girls Gone Wild” t-shirt and his borrowed sunglasses from Nicole.
#5–If you think THAT looks healthy, then you must be from one of the former Soviet Block countries in the EEEEEEUUUUUUUU. When a grown woman weighs less than the average sixth grade boy, it’s called SICKNESS. Stupid Eurotrash bitch.

Houston we have a problem… Ops no! we actually have two problems. An eating disorder and a weird coke dealer getting too close!

I wonder how many times he got stopped on the street by police, thinking he was playing tonsil hockey with an 11 year old boy. And never, EVER, under any circumstances or attempts to be cute, wear the same damn shades as you “girl”. He is obviously a flag waving member of NAMBLA.

#5, being under 100 pounds is not healthy.

@5 – You’re from the EU, you mean that desperate patchwork of countries cobbled together in a poor facsimile of the United States in order to be able to compete with the United States in a global economy? You probably think Nicole looks healthy because she doesn’t look that different from the Nazi death camp survivors you have living in your “member countries”. And don’t forget it’s we fat ass, McDonald’s gobbling Americans that saved your ass in both world wars and kept Russia at bay for 40 years. Go eat some cheese.

@5
oh yeah real healthy, look at her poor excuse of an arm on the last pic… and if anything this country is obsessed with thin not fat, retard.

#19

By compete with the US economically, you do mean get their asses handed to them repeatedly, right?

He’s so ugly!!

Why is he wearing her sunglasses???

i seriously doubt that someone who weighs 80lbs has a healthy diet. #5 you are not smart. if she continues to lose weight she’ll die. she’s sick, you’re sick for thinking that looking like that is normal.
i love nicole richie….but come on.

“ORBY”, or whatever the fuck your name is,LOSE THE GLASSES!!! Nobody knows who you are and never will.

This is exactly why Nicole is a better looking anorexic than Mischa Barton…definition. She has a couple of muscles (possibly painted on, i don’t know) in her legs. Noodle (m.barton) does not.

I kind of like nicole but i wonder how she’s managing to walk under the immense weight of that guys’s arm. it has to weigh more than her.

Both lenses of her sunglasses put together are bigger than her head. And that back-ankle shot in the third picture is so fucking disgusting. What’s gonna kill her first, skin cancer or her eating disorder? Cute shoes, though.

She’s dating herself.

Ewww, gross. Even she could do better.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Dude she’s adopted. She was having fun with the paps as well… (2nd story)

http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie/1/c/2344/

OMG – Her legs look SOOOO fat in those shorts. Oink, piggy.

That is officially the world’s coolest looking human. I wish he was my dad. The ponytail says “confidence”, the shirt says “style”. The glasses say “my future is bright” and the pants srceam “athelete”. The crustache just rocks, and it says “porn legend, and about to fuck Nicole Ritchie’s vagina into submission”.

Fuck Taylor Hicks, this dude is the real American Idol.

When did she start dating Matthew McConaughey??

#8 gave some good info as to who this dude is. Alexander “Orbie” Lee Kelton Orbison, Roy Orbison’s 31 year old son and drummer for the band Whitestarr.
He and Nicole have been friends for years, part of the whole Jack Osborne, Kimberly Stewart, Bijou Phillips, Hollywood brats with money clique. I think Orbie needs to make a change to his dad’s trademark Wayfarers.

oh man she is a freggin skeleton and the dude looks like a real winner….

She looks like the secret missing Olsen dwarf. The evil one.

He looks exactly like that loser-jack-lalannes-son-ex-poolboy-that-Britney-fired guy

@33
I would so bang bijou phillips.

i happen to agree with #5 cuz guess what, hes right. im from greece and oh yeah thats a country never helped by the us. ever. oh and i do believe we made democracy, and virtually every other facet of society, literature, physics and mathematics that oh yeah the US stole from us. you invade other countries for oil and the people are stupid enough to believe it is for some noble shit cause, and look, who has it helped. bull crap. dont insult the eu because you dont know anything about it. they are not competing with the us, they are just trying to get as far away as godam possible from it because its stupid mc donalds and The gap and all the other usuless bull its globalized are destroying valuable and worthy culture that MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE cuz oh yeah last time i checked you guys CAME from europe. and you went to the us cuz u couldnt do any better in your own countries. im extremely insulted that you stuck up idiots think you know better than the rest of the world. you dont even rightfully own your country, you kill a bunch of people and proclaim it yours, then you make a whole race go under you as slaves, make wars killing millions, and then you talk about the nazi’s? yeah go eat a burger.

Creepy!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

learn some unbiased history for god sakes

EU — isn’t that the go-go group famous for “Da Butt”?? (sexay-sexay)

#38: Shut up and go eat a pita. Or some hummus. Or try bathing. Or perhaps a nice shave, whichever floats your boat.

The tear-away pants are awesome! Or at least they were… 10 years ago. These celebs are all about the retro look I guess.

DinerGirl: Damn straight. (If you get the notion, putcha back field in motion)

38–Know how you separate the men from the boys in Greece? You use a crowbar.

The contributions to the world from Greece you speak of came thousands of years ago, doll. Modern Greece hasn’t done a fucking thing for civililzation except maybe the Gyro, so get a hold of yourself.

#38

Go shave your hairy back… greek women smell funny.

actually 42 ure quite the idiot. pita is turkish and hummus is arabic, greeks are cleaner than americans, and oh yeah im a chick. so go get a brain asshole.

hypocrits. you say all this crap then you come to europe with your little cameras, ure sunburns, your huge ass backpacks and socks with sandals, and gape at our art and civilization. go get a real culture. idiots.

“make wars killing millions”…I wish Greece was considered one of the nations in the Axis of Evil. I’d personally volunteer for the military and pound a grenade up your ass myself you filthy, hairy fucking bitch.

46 i bet youve never met a girl in your life. and 45, you might want to check up on that. i dont care if it was a thousand years ago, at least we dont contribute to the depletion of virtually every energy source on the planet for our own selfish needs, and in addition, we dont ultimately destroy any remaining morals and ethics, and we arent racist bastards who opress all other peoples other than ourselves. you come from us idiot, so i suggest you take your pride away and look at the facts. honey my back aint hairy for shit, and i smell better than your stinky redneck ass

Sure we come to Greece, to see what a great country it ONCE was… now go pedal some shit to the american tourists (which probably make up for most of the economy( if not all of it)).