I wonder what it’s like to interrogate a pencil…
that statement by Richie’s rep confused me “whatever responsibility is appropriate”?? HUH?
Do you mean, “whatever punishment is appropriate”? Clearly her driving the wrong way on the highway, and her driving under the influence, is 100% HER responsibility.
WHY is this skank famous again?
The pencil can reveal a whole alot of LEAD will eventually will help cops nab the perp
Cop: So you didnt know you were going in the wrong direction?
NR: No. I took some prescription meds and smoked pot.
Cop: OK. Wow, you look hungry. Let me get you some food.
NR: No thanks, I am good.
She should have eaten the fucking weed…
what the hell did I write?! It’s like the Lohan ghost took over for a second there
She’ll do time for this right? I mean, she pulled a fucking U-Turn on the freeway!
Whatchya goona do?
Whachya goona do when they come for you?
She needs to take some of those meds whose side effect is to increase appetite. Bon appetit Nicole.
Please Please Please Please go to jail for like 5 years….that’s all the christmas present I need! http://hollywoodsnark.com
She’s just depressed that she is good-for-nothing. When I felt pointless, I became a self-loathing anoerexic, too… in theory. But I’m too egotistical and talented to actually quit eating. MY BRAIN NEEDS FOOOOOOD….. FOOOOOOOOD I TELL YA!
what is this, strike 2? c’mon just lock her ass up already!
Continue her career? WTF!?!?!? WHAAAAAAAAAA..?
All the careers I’m familiar require some type of …uh I don’t know, yeah, meaningful employment.
she ought to try that methadone + zoloft + lexapro cocktail that’s so popular.
six degrees of paris hilton. you fuck around with her, its a wrap
carpemundus.com – not friends with paris
(I forgot this part)
You know, I hope she goes to jail, actually. The jail house food will put some meat on those bones.
And then she can go back to what she does best…..which is….uh….um….uh….c’mon guys, help me here.
Yes, indeed, what career? A stick insect being photographed leaving a club sadly constitutes a career nowadays. Sing, dance, act, write, who needs it? If you’re rich enough and good-looking enough and are featured in the tabloids, goshdarnit, people will think you actually have a career and care if you get a DUI. Or eat a cracker. Whichever.
19. People actually pay Paris, Lindsey, Brit, Nicole to show up at clubs/premiers/parties. Paris makes a shitload. They all get close or more than 10K. I guess being paid to show up is their job. If so, the real issue is who the fuck is hiring these dumb cunts?
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