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RichPort | December 12, 2006 at 12:55 pm
I wonder what it’s like to interrogate a pencil…
Pointandlaugh | December 12, 2006 at 12:58 pm
that statement by Richie’s rep confused me “whatever responsibility is appropriate”?? HUH?
Do you mean, “whatever punishment is appropriate”? Clearly her driving the wrong way on the highway, and her driving under the influence, is 100% HER responsibility.
WHY is this skank famous again?
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 12:59 pm
The pencil can reveal a whole alot of LEAD will eventually will help cops nab the perp
GooniesNeverSayDie | December 12, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Cop: So you didnt know you were going in the wrong direction?
NR: No. I took some prescription meds and smoked pot.
Cop: OK. Wow, you look hungry. Let me get you some food.
NR: No thanks, I am good.
RichPort | December 12, 2006 at 1:02 pm
She should have eaten the fucking weed…
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 1:02 pm
what the hell did I write?! It’s like the Lohan ghost took over for a second there
CelebSlam.com | December 12, 2006 at 1:03 pm
She’ll do time for this right? I mean, she pulled a fucking U-Turn on the freeway!
http://www.celebslam.com
techclerk | December 12, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Dumb Bitch!
Dumb Bitch!
Whatchya goona do?
Whachya goona do when they come for you?
S.P.F.R.S. | December 12, 2006 at 1:08 pm
She needs to take some of those meds whose side effect is to increase appetite. Bon appetit Nicole.
HollywoodSnark | December 12, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Please Please Please Please go to jail for like 5 years….that’s all the christmas present I need! http://hollywoodsnark.com
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 1:09 pm
She’s just depressed that she is good-for-nothing. When I felt pointless, I became a self-loathing anoerexic, too… in theory. But I’m too egotistical and talented to actually quit eating. MY BRAIN NEEDS FOOOOOOD….. FOOOOOOOOD I TELL YA!
jesseeca | December 12, 2006 at 1:16 pm
what is this, strike 2? c’mon just lock her ass up already!
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Continue her career? WTF!?!?!? WHAAAAAAAAAA..?
All the careers I’m familiar require some type of …uh I don’t know, yeah, meaningful employment.
minniememe | December 12, 2006 at 1:22 pm
she ought to try that methadone + zoloft + lexapro cocktail that’s so popular.
Nikk The Templar | December 12, 2006 at 1:25 pm
#4
HILARIOUS.
carpemundus | December 12, 2006 at 1:26 pm
six degrees of paris hilton. you fuck around with her, its a wrap
carpemundus.com – not friends with paris
Nikk The Templar | December 12, 2006 at 1:26 pm
(I forgot this part)
You know, I hope she goes to jail, actually. The jail house food will put some meat on those bones.
And then she can go back to what she does best…..which is….uh….um….uh….c’mon guys, help me here.
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 1:30 pm
@17……ummm …crackwholicious?…faburexic?
frenchtoaststix | December 12, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Yes, indeed, what career? A stick insect being photographed leaving a club sadly constitutes a career nowadays. Sing, dance, act, write, who needs it? If you’re rich enough and good-looking enough and are featured in the tabloids, goshdarnit, people will think you actually have a career and care if you get a DUI. Or eat a cracker. Whichever.
NotANiceGirl | December 12, 2006 at 1:42 pm
19. People actually pay Paris, Lindsey, Brit, Nicole to show up at clubs/premiers/parties. Paris makes a shitload. They all get close or more than 10K. I guess being paid to show up is their job. If so, the real issue is who the fuck is hiring these dumb cunts?
NotANiceGirl | December 12, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Paris gets 225,000 to 1.1 mil to show up. I guess that’s a motivator to act like a total whore.. if only it were an act & she were smart enough
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 12, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Actual audio from surveillance footage:
Cop: So you didn’t know you were going in the wrong direction?
Nicole: Phhhttt! Bzzz bzzz bzzzz phhhhtttt!
Cop: I’m going to have to write you up, ma’am. Hey what are you doing…
Nicole: Bleuagghhhh *vomits digestive juices on cop and attempts to suck decomposing flesh through feeding tube while rapidly rubbing thighs together to summon a mate*
Kim | December 12, 2006 at 1:51 pm
WTF! They arrested her and she gets to ride in the front seat of the cop car?!? I was in a fucking accident and wrecked my car, i was not under arrest and the cop said it was the law that i had to ride in the back. I guess they were afraid she would fall in the crack in the seat!
Cinco De Lie-O | December 12, 2006 at 1:53 pm
celebs don’t get the special treatment my ass. Famous for nothing Richie gets to drive to the jailhouse shotgun in the cop car. I’m surprised they didn’t offer her the wheel.
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 2:00 pm
@22, twisted, disgusting and funny all at the same time. I just had to post this before I go throw up…
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I generally stear clear of people of the uniformed pork persuassion, but boy if I could be an LAPD SS Stormtrooper for just one day I would take down two or three of this celebs. Do the whole STOP RESISTING as I plant my knee firmly in their neck, foot up the ass and gun to the head.
Earl and Brandon you in my shit list bubbas.
Boogie Monster | December 12, 2006 at 2:06 pm
LMAO @ #1 and # 24.
BarbadoSlim | December 12, 2006 at 2:24 pm
shit that should read *steer
I blame the Jessica Simpson thread and lottsa lottsa of coke.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 12, 2006 at 2:26 pm
At first I thought it said “Nicole Ritchie will preserve”, which is also true as her moisture content to meat ratio will make a nice jerky, which has a shelf life of a little under 12 months.
nychag | December 12, 2006 at 2:27 pm
did she drive to the station??
Spindoc | December 12, 2006 at 2:37 pm
You want PROOF that this girl is annorexic (Other than her horribly wasted Preying-mantislike form of course)
When she was with the police, she made a point to tell them that she didn’t weight 100lbs like it says on her liscense, but rather a healthy curvy 85lbs. I mean of COURSE she didn’t want them to think she was a big fatty weighing in at 100lbs.
Ok, definition of an annorexic? Somebody who thinks 100lbs is fat.
I think she most likely subsists on eating the crabs off of Paris’s shaven pubic hair weekly, nothing else could explain her weight.
kukhuvud | December 12, 2006 at 2:44 pm
What’s a guy have to do to meet this girl??
enfilade | December 12, 2006 at 2:56 pm
BE STRONG GIRL!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
NicotineEyePatch | December 12, 2006 at 3:37 pm
What the fuck is so difficult about ‘this time’? What career? What responsibility? What issues? She hasn’t addressed an issue since lunchtime, and even then she probably just kind of took off without saying anything and then came back with horrible halitosis and looking ashamed and paranoid.
#22 bahahahahahaha!!! The visuals…
#29 bahahahahahaha!!! Wait, that means she’ll be dead in less than a year? Hallefuckinglujah!
DrunkBlogger | December 12, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Really, if she would just eat something she would probably be cool.
EJ | December 12, 2006 at 4:53 pm
A very good point, 31. I didn’t notice that, but you’re spot-on. An anoretic will anoxiously correct you even if you’re half a pound off their “true” weight.
HolisticWisdomcom | December 12, 2006 at 7:23 pm
I thought her career was shopping.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
libtard | December 12, 2006 at 10:59 pm
#32
Hang around in her neighborhood with a syringe full of heroin and a bottle of ipecac. She’ll find you….
www.rumorficial.com | December 13, 2006 at 12:33 am
She is just playing stupid
http://www.rumorficial.com
the boy | December 13, 2006 at 4:13 am
No, Nicole Richie will wither away and disintegrate into dust.
BiGiTiGi | December 13, 2006 at 4:52 am
few more pictures there:
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/abc-security-cam-captures-richies.html
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 5:42 am
I wonder what it’s like to have your clothes outweigh you?
TCLTC
86 | December 13, 2006 at 8:42 am
God, could we care any less about this one? LOL
Courtney | December 13, 2006 at 10:22 am
Oy. Once a junkie always a junkie. She’s still the lesser of two (or is it three now?) evils.
Jenster | December 13, 2006 at 10:56 am
how much vicodan do you have to be on to be
going the wrong way on a highway?
the whole fucking bottle?
i can eat 4 of them and still handle my daily
responsibilities. and kids, just to put this
in perspective, my 11 year old baby sister
weighs 92 lbs. She weighs 85 lbs.
Nicole, Karen Carpenter called; she wants
her schtick back.
Denimpetal | December 13, 2006 at 11:40 am
oh quelle fucking suprise.
I wish they’d arrest her, or at least do SOMETHING. I had sympathy for the girl “trying to gain weight” and pot helped me (nothing better than munchies to my anorexia!).
There’s no fucking way I would of DRIVEN in the states I was in, and at 5’3 I can gladly say I slipped harder than her but still had at least TWO fucking brain cells to rub together. What the hell is she thinking?
Screw her, I’ve seen too many innocent victims of D.U.I to have any sympathy at all for her anymore.
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 10:46 am
put her in jail, please