First off, I’m not going to deny that I’m taking extreme pleasure in finally not being the one whose light-years behind on a story. (Thought I gotta admit, I’m pretty good at it.) Star, who can no longer remain smug in their finery, is just now reporting on the Joel Madden/Lindsay Lohan flirting debacle. Yeah, sure Star has inside details on Nicole Richie’s reaction, but you know what I say to that? HA HA FRIST!:
The Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.
“Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.”
Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn’t answering his phone.
“He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.”
I really can’t fault Joel Madden for flirting with The Boobed One. When you look like Elmer Fudd’s retarded twin brother, you take all the lady attention you can get. You know, before they sober up and realize Good Charlotte is a form of torture in some countries (i.e. This one.)
Looks like they are both intoxicated and falling all over each other because they just cant sit up straight or stand or much anything else, not like anything is going on between them
Or it could mean I don’t watch much TV and am not fluid in pop culture language.
I googled it. I get it now.
It’s also referred to as the Cousin Oliver syndrome.
I really don’t watch much TV in fact my TV broke two weeks ago and I haven’t bothered to get a new one, I just come on here to read all the witty commentary.
#49 (and 50 lol), I did too, I laughed so hard! And yes, they are twins.
#49 (and 50 lol), I did too, I laughed so hard! And yes, they are twins.
…f’ing stolen internet connection ^ sorry
#48 It’s a term to describe when a TV show starts to go bad. It was coined from the Happy Days episode when Fonzie ski jumped over a shark. From then on the show went downhill. Check out http://www.jumptheshark.com
I like my “jump the shark” explanation way better. In fact the real meaning of “jump the shark” has jumped the shark.
@15
They may be better lovers, but they will ruin your credit.
who wants to fuck her after seeing those ‘monroe’ pics… she has the body of the kinda girls I fuck
who wants to fuck her after seeing those ‘monroe’ pics… she has the body of the kinda girls I fuck…. sloppy
I hope they do it, get sweaty and wear themselves out.
And when they’re all tired from the sex…they spoon.
Nicole and Lindsay I mean.
Mmmm…..fap fap
Dear Mister Superficial writer,
When you look like Elmer Fudd’s retarded twin brother
That’s the best line you have ever written!
THANK YOU!
Ben
WHAT ABOUT HER BALLS?
…………………………………………….I MEAN HER EYE-BALLS!!
What did you think?
Why does she look like she is going to take a bite out of his face? Some one get this girl an IV of pot roast & gravy… STAT. P.S. & a nap :)