I don’t know if this is news since we’ve already known for weeks, but several sources have confirmed that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. She’s been dating Joel Madden for over six months and In Touch reports that the two will get married this summer. She also faces DUI charges from her arrest last December when she was found high and driving the wrong way on a freeway. Her trial is set for July 11 and, if convicted, she’ll spend a minimum of five days in jail.
I still don’t know how she got pregnant though. Her body doesn’t seem physically capable of carrying a child. I’m pretty sure when she gives birth it won’t even be a baby, just a giant pile of cigarette ash and used condoms.
Madonna | July 3, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Mutant
fatty | July 3, 2007 at 4:50 pm
fucking dirty whore bitch, trash bag, cum filled rag mother fucker!
Madonna | July 3, 2007 at 4:50 pm
“When she gives birth it’s just gonna be a pile of cigarette ash and used condoms.”
Credit due, that was amusing.
Sportsdvl | July 3, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Seriously, who would fuck this nasty skank? Her BF should be killed.
SOFab | July 3, 2007 at 4:53 pm
That HAS to be physically impossible…
mrs.t | July 3, 2007 at 4:54 pm
#4: Have you SEEN her boyfriend? YY chromosome with extreme prejudice.
sir scottie | July 3, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Give her a chance. She might be a caring, loving mama
woodhorse | July 3, 2007 at 4:57 pm
she should have listened to jrzmommy. Not only will that not keep her out of jail, she will be so tied down with the kid just like Britney….
mr sensitive | July 3, 2007 at 4:58 pm
If she’s really pregnant, there are two possibilities: she blimps out well beyond her maximal weight during her fattie days, or she leaves a red spot with a little gristle in it on the couch during the next month or so.
cosmetologist | July 3, 2007 at 5:02 pm
She’ll have to hire a wet nurse once the kid is born. I’m sure anorexics can’t breastfeed, but then again, I also read somewhere that they can’t get pregnant either. This is very strange indeed. I always thought she looks like an alien.
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I wash i was that skinny…
cosmetologist | July 3, 2007 at 5:05 pm
At least they know how to take care of heroin babies in prison.
Ginger | July 3, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I hope she is not pregnant! That poor child!
mrs. t | July 3, 2007 at 5:09 pm
She’s probably trying to get another reality TV show. I bet it’ll be picked up by the “E” channel on cable. Wait until they start shooting and one day the star of the show is suddenly floating in the toilet…
Ooba Gooba | July 3, 2007 at 5:13 pm
This will be the unhealthiest kid ever born, if it even lives. Oh well, Twitney’s kids will have a playmate now when their mother and Richie go out clubbing every night.
Dennis | July 3, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Well, there goes another Hollywood body that will be streched out of proportion and permenantly scared!
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:17 pm
@11 if you are going to troll me check your trolling before you send it. My spelling and typos are bad enough, but my troll is supposed to be better than that.
ohmygod | July 3, 2007 at 5:19 pm
oh my god.. nicole richie is a clone of the olsen twins!!
Becky | July 3, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Unless she swallowed a bowling ball, she definately looks preggo in these pics.
susan | July 3, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Hey Jimbo – you’re a brave soul! You’ve got KraziKelli all hot for you (Michelle Rodriguez thread). I didn’t think any guy here would have that type of courage!
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:20 pm
@18 Didn’t you know she was their mother? She had the twins when she was very young
Condom Man | July 3, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Condom Man sends 1,000 condoms to Nicole Richie
http://www.condomman.com/061907.php
ali | July 3, 2007 at 5:21 pm
nicole richie has really cute style. wait, her stylist has really cute style. either way, she definitely looks pregnant. im sure it would have been aborted if the jail thing wasnt an issue. oh how tragic it must be to be a celebrity. not. she wont go to jail im sure of it.
ali | July 3, 2007 at 5:22 pm
ps. this is ‘the superficial’ so i’ll be it. i have that exact balenciaga bag!
bigDINGdong | July 3, 2007 at 5:22 pm
FIRST…..you bitches!!!!
J | July 3, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Nicole Nicole
she is not healthy to have kids
http://yaswebsites.com/m291532w
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:24 pm
@20 Susan – Thanks I missed it. The stupid little bitch has ripped on my before. Have you seen my troll in action. Kind of a quiet day for her. She was on a roll the other day.
Boba Fett | July 3, 2007 at 5:24 pm
This kid will be hanging out with Britney’s spawn in about 20 years…….raising hell, drinking, and smoking their way into the record books.
Lux | July 3, 2007 at 5:25 pm
She’s probably faking a pregnancy to cover up her eating disorder. As she get’s closer to her due date she’ll grow panicked to produce a child, and then abduct a pregnant woman and steal the unborn baby from her womb. Then she’ll have an exclusive 8 page spread with Vanity Fair of her and Joel smiling with their asian baby, and tell the magazine that she dropped the baby weight with pilates.
MrSemprini | July 3, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Well, she’ll be eating for tw… uh 1.3?
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Now I feel better. Buttuglykelli was ripping on my troll not me.
polypam | July 3, 2007 at 5:27 pm
OHMYGOD PEOPLE, let’s get to the bigger issue here.
She is supposed to be such a fashionplate and she is wearing UGGS???
WTF?
dr phil | July 3, 2007 at 5:28 pm
In her case, an abortion would only require a paperclip, not a coathanger.
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Nicole is in training for her new role as an Ethiopian villager
JIMBOsucksBALLS | July 3, 2007 at 5:30 pm
wait a minute….he’s a girl??
michelle | July 3, 2007 at 5:31 pm
she is probably not pregnant just swallowed one too many olives…
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:33 pm
@32 OMG YOU SAW THAT TOO. I thought I was the only one that caught that faux pas. What is she thinking wearing UGGS in July?
lambman | July 3, 2007 at 5:33 pm
She’s eating for two now, so for lunch she had 6 grapes and 2 cans of diet coke
Lux | July 3, 2007 at 5:34 pm
32: The uggs are to soothe her swollen (from pregnancy) feet. Pretty soon she’ll be wearing mom jeans with Keds.
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:34 pm
@35 You so funny
Probably Too Old | July 3, 2007 at 5:35 pm
My god. She’s so thin she was showing at 30 minutes.
Lux | July 3, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Uggs are quite fashionable her in Los Angeles in July, particularly if your from the valley.
TRoller | July 3, 2007 at 5:37 pm
What did A-Rod’s wife’s shirt say? and where are the pictures of Nick & ‘Nessa??
Nina | July 3, 2007 at 5:41 pm
She’s not even that skinny anymore. Hardly anorexic. Thin but not unhealthy.
only me again | July 3, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Nice plagiarism, Superficial. You suck.
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June 15, 2007
Nicole Richie is pregnant
16. Posted by Bern on June 15, 2007 11:19 AM
No child could survive in there. Her uterus is probably just full of cigarette ash and condom wrappers.
Lux | July 3, 2007 at 5:43 pm
OK…
Nina why didn’t you list the URL for your pro-ana site?
RichPort | July 3, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Fuck all of you, I think she’s hot. I’d have her sit on my face and I’d lick her pussy until she orgasmed so hard she spontaneously aborted into my mouth. Then I’d swallow and kiss her while junior bits were still dribbling down my chin. That’s love, baby.
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Hey Nina – WHy not hot photos of you on your blog?
Madonna | July 3, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I think C-Rods shirt said “Fuck You”…?
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 5:49 pm
@49 Yes it did and I think most of us would