Nicole Richie unofficially officially pregnant

By: Superficial / July 3, 2007
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I don’t know if this is news since we’ve already known for weeks, but several sources have confirmed that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. She’s been dating Joel Madden for over six months and In Touch reports that the two will get married this summer. She also faces DUI charges from her arrest last December when she was found high and driving the wrong way on a freeway. Her trial is set for July 11 and, if convicted, she’ll spend a minimum of five days in jail.

I still don’t know how she got pregnant though. Her body doesn’t seem physically capable of carrying a child. I’m pretty sure when she gives birth it won’t even be a baby, just a giant pile of cigarette ash and used condoms.

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