Nicole Richie tries to hide

If She’s not careful a Dog is going to mistake her for a bone one of these days and run off with her in it’s mouth…strong to moderate breezes are also a high risk factor for this girl!

If I was to nail this chick the on-lookers (that’s right, I’m not stingy with my sex life) would think my condom had suddenly sprouted bony limbs and bad hair.

Put a fuzzy orange wig on her and she’d be a ringer for Beaker.

“Mee mee mee mee!”

First of all, I can not TELL you how tired i was of reading all of those “she’s so skinny she could get blown over by a breeze” jokes. how original. second, I hate looking at those pictures because they make me sick. I dont know how you can joke about this because eating disorders are very serious and 10% result in death. no one, no matter how much you hate them for their fame, deserves to suffer like that.

Her hair is looking especially nappy, isn’t it? And unwashed. Oh wait – is that being redundant? And she looks like a complete retard with those fucking sunglasses. They’re so big they don’t even stay on her face anymore. I hate this cunt.

her hair looks super ridiculous.

@54
Are you kidding? “no one, no matter how much you hate them for their fame, deserves to suffer like that.” Last time I checked, no one is starving Nicole but herself. She’s CHOOSING to destroy her body. Starving yourself you can look thin has got to be one of the most selfish things someone can do. There are millions of men, women and children starving and dying around the world, who would love a chance to eat the food she scorns. If she wants to starve herself, that’s her choice. I’ll save my pity for those who really need it.

#54 is really Mary Kate Olson. Or wishes she could be…

Her cute friend in the polka-dots looks like a young Jennifer Connelly.

Good God, someone please feed this girl, she looks like a f*kking skeleton!!!

HA! She has you all fooled. Daddy Richie cut her off when she was a fat cow, so she’s turned to a life of crime, and Beverly Hills is her oyster! She is actually now the perfect size to slip under doors, slide through mail chutes, and sneak in slightly cracked windows. So hide your jewelry and electronics people, but feel free to leave a table full of food out… that should be safe. You can eat dinner while you watch the wall and listen to each other chew. What a crafty, sly little thief!

WHAT A BIG FAT-ASS!!

#54 – Are you out of your fucking mind, you dumb whore? If you don’t like the jokes or the photos why on God’s green fucking earth would you even soil our beloved site with your lice-infested ass? Don’t come in my house and shit in my living room, you pathetic piece of horse cock. I eat little whiney bitches like you for breakfast, and shit Hello Kitty crackers out at around 10:00 am (PST).

I am your worst nightmare, and I might have to double date with you, Cock-Ninja and his sister and show you both how to eat horse meat.

That skinny little psycho deserves every word of every taunt she gets on this site. if you don’t want to be rail thin, then eat some fucking food. boohoo.

Fucking stupid wretch.

If she wants to hide all she has to do is turn sideways.
Eat a sandwich.
Eat a burger.
Her bag is bigger than her.
The wind will blow her away.
Those sunglasses make her look like a fly.
A reference to Ethiopia.

Now I’m funny like you guyyyyzzzz.

Who’s the little boy dressed in his grandmothers clothing?

http://www.whatthesha.com

#41

Her biological father is the former drummer of the Commodores (black) and her mother was a backstage assistant (white). She spent most of season 2 and 3 of the Simple Life advertising that she was half & half.

*is* half & half. Present tense.

#64 – Shouldn’t you be out purging, Nicole?

It’s been widely reported that Nicole’s dad is Pete Escovedo, (brother of 1980s pop percussionist Sheila E.) an Afro-Latino musician. Her biological mother was a backstage assistant for Lionel. She’s also of Afro-Latin heritage and currently resides in the Dominican Republic.
Either way, her hair is still nappy!

#63….yeah dude!, you tell that dumbass afterbirth of a mongolion grudgefuck what the real deal is!!!!!
oh and as for #54, maybe you should just stick to cramming things INTO your mouth instead of forcing us to listen to the verbal diarrea that comes out of it. Nicole Raunchy put herself in that position, so why should she get any sympathy for something that she did solely to herself? Try thinking before speaking you stupid cow.

backstage assistant = groupie fucktoy

Or she’d show up in a toaster costume and try to plug herself in. And then when she gets blown against the wall she’ll grab a keyboard and shove it down her pants and say “Haha! You’ll never find me” and then ride away on her pet ostrich so she won’t draw any attention to herself.

ha ha…i love when they do something stupid and pretend that the 20 people following them around will not notice them