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biatcho | September 18, 2006 at 7:06 am
all she’d need to do is pull an old cartoon trick… hide behind a tree. or jump off a bridge.
lohanjob | September 18, 2006 at 7:07 am
In the first picture it looks like her friend has to hold her up because the weight of the bag is almost too much for her…
mada | September 18, 2006 at 7:08 am
Maybe she should get bigger sunglasses, then her face would be entirely shielded from the papparazi. They wouldn’t know whether to take picture or swat her with the world’s biggest fly swatter.
TaiTai | September 18, 2006 at 7:09 am
If she wanted to hide, all she needed to do is turn sideways. She’d disappear, like Olive Oyl.
jrzmommy | September 18, 2006 at 7:10 am
pretty soon she’ll be able to hide behind a strand of dental floss.
PJ in PA | September 18, 2006 at 7:11 am
Against her non-existent frame, that Brikin suddenly looks like it’s too big to even qualify as a carry-on.
More importantly, why is she dressed for winter? It’s mid-September people. In LA, no less.
Ugh, and again with the pirate-tucking-boots-into-pants thing.
Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 18, 2006 at 7:12 am
How hard is it for a string bean to hide behind anything?
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 7:12 am
She could hide behind a sheet of looseleaf, turned on its side. I hope the heels of those boots are filled with lead weights because it looks kinda breezy out there. Fat bitch.
dupababy | September 18, 2006 at 7:12 am
well actually, if you are the nickster and there is no endoscopilogical proof that any food products you may APPEAR to consume actually pass thru your digestive tract.. well then yes, you can hide behind a purse.. and truthfully you can even hide behind a popsicle stick.. or a length of yarn.. or even a number two eberhard faber pencil..
ngfunk | September 18, 2006 at 7:13 am
I think that’s her makeup in that bag because I don’t think she’s wearing any.
Obadiah | September 18, 2006 at 7:13 am
I doubt she can barely hold her head up with the fricking huge sunglasses. How does manages to lift that bag, I do not know. What I DO know is that her Skeletor fingers really creep me out.
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 18, 2006 at 7:13 am
J-mommy
That’s kind-of the point I was trying to make. You just said it better.
Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 18, 2006 at 7:17 am
Those are some serious E.T. fingers.
I wonder if she can make her neck 18 inches long and tongue my ass from across the room?
domino | September 18, 2006 at 7:19 am
I want to know why she hasn’t snapped in half, yet
Superevil | September 18, 2006 at 7:24 am
Why doesn’t she just try hiding IN the bag?
Italian Stallion | September 18, 2006 at 7:25 am
Why haven’t they posted the story about when she went to the hospital?
Supposedly, she was at a pool hall and was mistaken for a cue. I’ve heard of women “breaking balls”, but this shit had to hurt…………
Binky | September 18, 2006 at 7:29 am
Hey – I think she looks ok in that table cloth.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 7:31 am
She is just embarrased because she finished an entire Ritz cracker by herseslf.
kickservebt | September 18, 2006 at 7:35 am
WTF? Who the hell cares about this no talent, moron.
commissioner | September 18, 2006 at 7:48 am
I just might eat more than an ice cube and a couple of pieces of lettuce for lunch after seeing these pics.
jamiew | September 18, 2006 at 7:50 am
She should get this bag it is alot bigger or even a Louis Vuitton trunk:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/08/louis-vuitton-stamped-bag-gm/
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 7:51 am
I hear she’s planning on visiting some refugee camps at Darfur so she can prove how fat she really is.
Limbo | September 18, 2006 at 7:52 am
It’s impossible for her to hide those fat legs…
CooterPunch | September 18, 2006 at 8:04 am
Either her sunglasses are getting bigger with each day or her head continues to shrink. I’m going with the latter.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 18, 2006 at 8:08 am
She must’ve been having a bad weight day. She just ate a Ritz cracker and took a sip of water and bloated right up. Those glasses are actually normal frames, Nicole’s become so emaciated she’s down to toddler wear. She’s dressed for winter because she no longer has subcutaneous fat deposits to warm her body from the elements. She’s so sparse, Ethiopians wouldn’t bother eating her.
NotANiceGirl | September 18, 2006 at 8:14 am
She doesn’t need to keep losing weight- what’s the point? She’s still really fucking ugly. That poncho is ugly too. She doesn’t need a bigger bag- she needs a donkey punch
CelebSlam.com | September 18, 2006 at 8:25 am
It looks like the wind is blowing her away.
http://www.celebslam.com
JBean | September 18, 2006 at 8:26 am
Shame. If you were as enormous as Nicole, you’d be embarressed too.
‘OMG!! I gained 5 ounces! Don’t let them see me! Argh!’
pinky_nip | September 18, 2006 at 8:34 am
I know I was a little “high” Saturday night, but I swear when I limbo’d under the pole, Nicole was looking down at me.
Spindoc | September 18, 2006 at 8:43 am
Why doesn’t she hide behind her fame/career??? Oh thats right, it’s getting thinner than she is.
NotANiceGirl | September 18, 2006 at 9:01 am
Calling her career thin is a compliment considering her claim to fame is being Paris Hilton’s sidekick on a reality TV show. Paris Hilton’s herps have a better career and will certainly have more longevity!!!
DiabetesExplosion | September 18, 2006 at 9:01 am
I in no way feel sorry for this chick. She asked for the attention, and now she’s gotten it. So her blaming the press for all the “stress” it’s causing her and the lack of eating as a result of it is her fault. I don’t hear the bitch complaining whe she gets free shit and gets access into everything.
jrzmommy | September 18, 2006 at 9:03 am
she looks like a little Italian boy.
DiabetesExplosion | September 18, 2006 at 9:03 am
Someone needs to put some laxatives in her water so she can shit out her intestines and die already.
krisdylee | September 18, 2006 at 9:11 am
I covet her wrap though. Stupid, skinny rich bitch.
NotANiceGirl | September 18, 2006 at 9:14 am
#35. They always look better on the hanger. (Nicole Ritchie in this case)
edb87 | September 18, 2006 at 9:15 am
Why can’t these washed up losers disappear? Or at least sign up for their own retarded VH1 reality show, which is worse than disappearing?
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
Devil Is Chrome | September 18, 2006 at 9:19 am
Hey Nicole – when you’re so thin that a medical class can use your body to study bone structure, you’re anorexic. Period.
Really – that top picture? I haven’t seen elbows like that since learning about the Holocaust.
NotANiceGirl | September 18, 2006 at 9:30 am
I think if she were to have sex with anyone who is not hung like a flea, she’d split clear up the middle! Maybe Tommy Lee can just do it and put us all out of our misery.
Tracie | September 18, 2006 at 9:45 am
Eewww! Nicole’s hair is looking mighty nappy. I guess she is black after all.
frangly | September 18, 2006 at 10:00 am
#40, I was thinking the same thing! Her hair looks like black (African) hair in these pictures! Who knew?
Has she ever said what her background is? Half black, half white? Just wondering.
Devil Is Chrome | September 18, 2006 at 10:05 am
#40 – What the F kind of comment is that?
Anorexic’s have sh*tty hair because of malnutrition.
monkeymari | September 18, 2006 at 10:15 am
Give me a freaking break, first they want to be famous and now their hiding behind bags?? Whatever!!! Hollywood is so full of shit it’s sickening. It’s not even Hot outside and she’s wearing that thing. Look at the girl with her; she’s dressed up for a completely different season… Nicole, Paris, Lindsay, all these whores need to stop being so spoiled and be grateful they are even acknowledged!
Italian Stallion | September 18, 2006 at 10:18 am
@33 I didn’t think she looked like your husband at all, but if you say so……..
I expected better from you, that comment was like our President, a big disappointment…………………
Glossed Over | September 18, 2006 at 10:19 am
Fortunately for her, she actually is emaciated enough to hide behind that massive bag. Perhaps her dramatic weight loss is merely a way to evade the paparazzi.
http://glossedover.com
liljbabe85 | September 18, 2006 at 10:22 am
Ewwww, look at her elbow! Ew, ew, ew!
bigponie | September 18, 2006 at 10:28 am
we have a winner folks, our 2006 Hide-and-seek champion. Now you see her, now you don’t…
doadea | September 18, 2006 at 10:32 am
#13
HolisticWisdomcom | September 18, 2006 at 10:44 am
I can’t remember why people are so interested in this girl?
Oh, that is right it is her father’s stardom, she has done nothing just like her old buddy Paris.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Spindoc | September 18, 2006 at 11:18 am
The POST recently had an item insinuating that Lindsay Lohan’s people would call the press, informing them where she was going to be so that she could then complain about how the press always followed her.