Nicole Richie thinks she’s too thin

May 3rd, 2006 // 123 Comments

nrichie-vanity-fair.jpgIn her recent interview with Vanity Fair, Nicole Richie admits she has a weight problem but says it’s not because of an eating disorder. She says:

“I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like.’” But she insists her weight problems are not connected to an alleged eating disorder, and she’s doing whatever she can to take control of her health. She adds, “I started seeing a nutritionist and a doctor… I do recognise that I have a problem, and I want to be responsible and fix it, and I’m on that path right now.” But even her doctors aren’t convinced the star isn’t anorexic. In the upcoming Vanity Fair article, one of her medics, Jeffrey Wilkins says, “If it’s not anorexia, she should be able to gain the weight. If it ends up being anorexia we can help her with that.”

The only people that need to see doctors to gain weight are people who’ve been trapped in caves for two weeks and cancer patients. Everybody else usually just puts food in their mouth and the rest works itself out. Unless their name is Rosie O’Donnell. In which case, replace “food” with animals, small children, and anything else she can reach without having to get up off the sofa.

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  1. Fisher55

    I *so* deserve this

  2. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    crack!
    buttfuck!

  3. Akapee

    Cool 3rd

  4. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    I had to fucking sign in!

  5. L.

    Dangit.

  6. Pearly

    Not an eating disorder, a snorting disorder!! Look at those arms, gross! She should shut up about it, she just makes herself look more stupid.

  7. Fisher55

    victory is sweet

  8. CoJo

    She looks like she should be dating Pete Douherty

  9. gogoboots

    It’s not anorexia, it’s more like a combination of cocaine addiction, bulimia AND anorexia. Therein lies the problem. I don’t think it takes a doctor to figure out that she has an eating phobia.

  10. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    This chick “might” be anorexic.
    Yeah, I “might” drink too much.
    MeganHarris “might” suck donkey dick.
    TC”might”LTC.
    LandMan “might” have a tiny dick.
    Paris “might” have herpes.
    The sun “might” come up tomorrow.
    If I keep this up, it “might” be funny.

  11. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    I “might” despise the sweetness of fisher’s victory…

  12. Fisher55

    ladies, take note: thin is in

  13. 86

    Posts 1-5 of every story are always the lamest.

  14. Fisher55

    Sodomy is *hot*

    don’t worry, baby, your day will come…

  15. Fisher55

    86, don’t be jealous. just work harder.

  16. mamadough

    remember back in the day when she was the “plump, ugly one”. im still lost in the transition of “wham bam, what the fuck just happened” skeletor look. seriously, how did she go from thunder thighs to ethiopian?

  17. Fisher55

    same as anna nicole: bypass surgery. everyone’s doing it

  18. desi havoc

    you’re not too skinny hon, you’re just small boned.

  19. Danielabella

    16 – she lost about 125 lbs when she stopped talking to skankarella hilton.

  20. Trotter

    She should try Tom Cruise’s diet regimen:

    5:30 a.m. 4 ounces fresh sperm, preferably “off the vine”.
    7:30 a.m. 8 ounces chilled, preserved sperm with 4 ounces placenta (fresh or frozen) blended.
    9:30 a.m. 6 ounces hot sperm.
    12 p.m. Raw baby steak with placenta-sperm sauce.
    3 p.m. 8 Ounce sperm smoothie
    7 p.m. One Human Soul, basted with pain and irony, served on a bed of self-loathing, side of crazy.
    Midnight Snack: 4 ounces of hot sperm
    *Substitute Snack: 3 ounces maconium, fresh.

  21. Italian Stallion

    “Close Encounters of the Ritchie Kind”

  22. Jacq

    #10 – I think I “might” have a crush on you now.

  23. Lou

    I don’t think she was ever big enough for gastric bypass. She just went on Lindsay’s patented cum and coke diet. Works everytime!

  24. Jacq

    86 – I have to disagree with you. Post #13 is the lamest in this thread…

  25. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    Jacq:
    I think I “might” feel the same way.

  26. Nicole can’t gain wait because of the gargantuan tapeworm she picked up while reaming Paris’ asshole. You know I’m right. I hear she even named it.

  27. prettierthanmeganharris

    #12, I’m on the HoHan diet: cigarettes, cum, cocaine, and if I work vigorously all week beating the shit out of nasty wanna be ho’s and fucking their boyfriends, I can have a few rum and diet cokes.

  28. getalife

    can one of the sad sods who get a buzz out of being “FIRST” to post please explain the satisfaction they derive from it????

  29. She’s a shadow of her former self. The only way anyone could find her in a crowd is to follow the trail of hair falling off her head from malnutrition.

  30. MiamiGoldenPantherr

    SHE S SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT, I HOPE SHE DROPS DEAD

  31. As I wrote on my blog, I think she has super human metabolism. She should start entering hot dog eating contests because, she says its not an eating disorder so it must be the metabolism. She can probably eat 75,000 hot dogs.

    http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/03/nicole-richie-has-super-human-metabolism/

    There are some pictures where Nicole is looking SICKLY skinny. They were taking recently at the Coachella retreat.

  32. Fisher55

    I think I “might” vomit up lunch.

  33. PapaHotNuts

    It’s just a matter of time before her belly swells and the flies start buzzing around and landing on her eyelids. Maybe Sally Strothers will offer her a sandwich.

  34. Italian Stallion

    Hey Jacq, 86 86……..little bit of restuarant humor

  35. mamadough

    aha! so my ethiopian hunch was right! thanks for backing that up papa!

  36. 86

    But 24 is definitely the coolest.

  37. Fisher55

    prettierthanmeganharris: you go, girl! spread the news!

  38. This chick isn’t even worth sticking in Tom Cruise’s ass.

    Since she’s all bones. And Tom likes bones in his ass. ***stretch*** Shut up.

  39. shoof

    PapaHotNuts rules

  40. tits_on_snack

    Good for her. This way she can pull a Lohan, and continue being an annorexic junkie but look as though she is trying not to be one.
    With god as my witness, I will not rest until I defeat this horrible thinness that has overcome me! Nice try.

  41. jugsgirl

    nicole is such a fat bitch

  42. BarbadoSlim

    So she DOESN’T have an eating disorder, that sounds possible.

    other possible things

    Tom Cruise is NOT a cock enthusiast.
    Seacrest is brimming with testosterone.
    Paris Hilton doesn’t a hyper form of raging herpes.
    The sky is magenta.

  43. Stacyy

    ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga OOGA BOOGA I SaID! I-Im not even mad, thats amaazing. Are you saying, that you have a party, in your pants, and that I am invited?

  44. Jacq

    How could she have actually been more fat when she was on heroin?

  45. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    I mean, how can a frame like that contain such a huge vagina?
    She’s nothing but skin, bones and snatch.
    You could probably fit her inside herself. It’s like the serpent eating it’s own tail, only with more blow and STDs.
    And farm animals.
    “It’s like throwing a couple of pretzles down a mineshaft.”

  46. Celeb_Hater

    #10 has a GREAT comment.

    P.S. You can never be too rich or too thin

  47. bjpack

    What’s the deal with that person’s finger on her arm? I think it is holding her up so she doesn’t fall backwards.

  48. pinky_nip

    I “might” have dildos bigger than her arms

  49. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    *its*

  50. I *might* try and steal pinky_nip from Jim.

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