In her recent interview with Vanity Fair, Nicole Richie admits she has a weight problem but says it’s not because of an eating disorder. She says:
“I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like.’” But she insists her weight problems are not connected to an alleged eating disorder, and she’s doing whatever she can to take control of her health. She adds, “I started seeing a nutritionist and a doctor… I do recognise that I have a problem, and I want to be responsible and fix it, and I’m on that path right now.” But even her doctors aren’t convinced the star isn’t anorexic. In the upcoming Vanity Fair article, one of her medics, Jeffrey Wilkins says, “If it’s not anorexia, she should be able to gain the weight. If it ends up being anorexia we can help her with that.”
The only people that need to see doctors to gain weight are people who’ve been trapped in caves for two weeks and cancer patients. Everybody else usually just puts food in their mouth and the rest works itself out. Unless their name is Rosie O’Donnell. In which case, replace “food” with animals, small children, and anything else she can reach without having to get up off the sofa.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 2:46 pm
I *so* deserve this
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 2:46 pm
crack!
buttfuck!
Akapee | May 3, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Cool 3rd
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 2:47 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I had to fucking sign in!
L. | May 3, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Dangit.
Pearly | May 3, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Not an eating disorder, a snorting disorder!! Look at those arms, gross! She should shut up about it, she just makes herself look more stupid.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 2:50 pm
victory is sweet
CoJo | May 3, 2006 at 2:50 pm
She looks like she should be dating Pete Douherty
gogoboots | May 3, 2006 at 2:51 pm
It’s not anorexia, it’s more like a combination of cocaine addiction, bulimia AND anorexia. Therein lies the problem. I don’t think it takes a doctor to figure out that she has an eating phobia.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 2:51 pm
This chick “might” be anorexic.
Yeah, I “might” drink too much.
MeganHarris “might” suck donkey dick.
TC”might”LTC.
LandMan “might” have a tiny dick.
Paris “might” have herpes.
The sun “might” come up tomorrow.
If I keep this up, it “might” be funny.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 2:52 pm
I “might” despise the sweetness of fisher’s victory…
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 2:53 pm
ladies, take note: thin is in
86 | May 3, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Posts 1-5 of every story are always the lamest.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Sodomy is *hot*
don’t worry, baby, your day will come…
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 2:55 pm
86, don’t be jealous. just work harder.
mamadough | May 3, 2006 at 2:56 pm
remember back in the day when she was the “plump, ugly one”. im still lost in the transition of “wham bam, what the fuck just happened” skeletor look. seriously, how did she go from thunder thighs to ethiopian?
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 2:59 pm
same as anna nicole: bypass surgery. everyone’s doing it
desi havoc | May 3, 2006 at 2:59 pm
you’re not too skinny hon, you’re just small boned.
Danielabella | May 3, 2006 at 2:59 pm
16 – she lost about 125 lbs when she stopped talking to skankarella hilton.
Trotter | May 3, 2006 at 3:00 pm
She should try Tom Cruise’s diet regimen:
5:30 a.m. 4 ounces fresh sperm, preferably “off the vine”.
7:30 a.m. 8 ounces chilled, preserved sperm with 4 ounces placenta (fresh or frozen) blended.
9:30 a.m. 6 ounces hot sperm.
12 p.m. Raw baby steak with placenta-sperm sauce.
3 p.m. 8 Ounce sperm smoothie
7 p.m. One Human Soul, basted with pain and irony, served on a bed of self-loathing, side of crazy.
Midnight Snack: 4 ounces of hot sperm
*Substitute Snack: 3 ounces maconium, fresh.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 3:00 pm
“Close Encounters of the Ritchie Kind”
Jacq | May 3, 2006 at 3:00 pm
#10 – I think I “might” have a crush on you now.
Lou | May 3, 2006 at 3:00 pm
I don’t think she was ever big enough for gastric bypass. She just went on Lindsay’s patented cum and coke diet. Works everytime!
Jacq | May 3, 2006 at 3:01 pm
86 – I have to disagree with you. Post #13 is the lamest in this thread…
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Jacq:
I think I “might” feel the same way.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 3, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Nicole can’t gain wait because of the gargantuan tapeworm she picked up while reaming Paris’ asshole. You know I’m right. I hear she even named it.
prettierthanmeganharris | May 3, 2006 at 3:04 pm
#12, I’m on the HoHan diet: cigarettes, cum, cocaine, and if I work vigorously all week beating the shit out of nasty wanna be ho’s and fucking their boyfriends, I can have a few rum and diet cokes.
getalife | May 3, 2006 at 3:08 pm
can one of the sad sods who get a buzz out of being “FIRST” to post please explain the satisfaction they derive from it????
Lala | May 3, 2006 at 3:08 pm
She’s a shadow of her former self. The only way anyone could find her in a crowd is to follow the trail of hair falling off her head from malnutrition.
MiamiGoldenPantherr | May 3, 2006 at 3:08 pm
SHE S SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT, I HOPE SHE DROPS DEAD
Derek Hail | May 3, 2006 at 3:10 pm
As I wrote on my blog, I think she has super human metabolism. She should start entering hot dog eating contests because, she says its not an eating disorder so it must be the metabolism. She can probably eat 75,000 hot dogs.
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/03/nicole-richie-has-super-human-metabolism/
There are some pictures where Nicole is looking SICKLY skinny. They were taking recently at the Coachella retreat.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 3:12 pm
I think I “might” vomit up lunch.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 3:12 pm
It’s just a matter of time before her belly swells and the flies start buzzing around and landing on her eyelids. Maybe Sally Strothers will offer her a sandwich.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Hey Jacq, 86 86……..little bit of restuarant humor
mamadough | May 3, 2006 at 3:14 pm
aha! so my ethiopian hunch was right! thanks for backing that up papa!
86 | May 3, 2006 at 3:14 pm
But 24 is definitely the coolest.
Fisher55 | May 3, 2006 at 3:14 pm
prettierthanmeganharris: you go, girl! spread the news!
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 3:14 pm
This chick isn’t even worth sticking in Tom Cruise’s ass.
Since she’s all bones. And Tom likes bones in his ass. ***stretch*** Shut up.
shoof | May 3, 2006 at 3:15 pm
PapaHotNuts rules
tits_on_snack | May 3, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Good for her. This way she can pull a Lohan, and continue being an annorexic junkie but look as though she is trying not to be one.
With god as my witness, I will not rest until I defeat this horrible thinness that has overcome me! Nice try.
jugsgirl | May 3, 2006 at 3:16 pm
nicole is such a fat bitch
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 3:17 pm
So she DOESN’T have an eating disorder, that sounds possible.
other possible things
Tom Cruise is NOT a cock enthusiast.
Seacrest is brimming with testosterone.
Paris Hilton doesn’t a hyper form of raging herpes.
The sky is magenta.
Stacyy | May 3, 2006 at 3:17 pm
ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga OOGA BOOGA I SaID! I-Im not even mad, thats amaazing. Are you saying, that you have a party, in your pants, and that I am invited?
Jacq | May 3, 2006 at 3:20 pm
How could she have actually been more fat when she was on heroin?
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 3:21 pm
I mean, how can a frame like that contain such a huge vagina?
She’s nothing but skin, bones and snatch.
You could probably fit her inside herself. It’s like the serpent eating it’s own tail, only with more blow and STDs.
And farm animals.
“It’s like throwing a couple of pretzles down a mineshaft.”
Celeb_Hater | May 3, 2006 at 3:21 pm
#10 has a GREAT comment.
P.S. You can never be too rich or too thin
bjpack | May 3, 2006 at 3:22 pm
What’s the deal with that person’s finger on her arm? I think it is holding her up so she doesn’t fall backwards.
pinky_nip | May 3, 2006 at 3:22 pm
I “might” have dildos bigger than her arms
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 3:23 pm
*its*
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I *might* try and steal pinky_nip from Jim.