Nicole Richie sprays photographers

June 7th, 2006 // 161 Comments
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  1. jimmythefish

    Go stickgirl, go!

  2. Jacq

    Where the fuck was Jessica Alba?

  3. Jacq

    Thanks, bitch!

  4. Jacq

    How frivolous! That’s Fiji water! Shit’s ‘spensive!!

  5. hurley

    i would SO carry around a water gun if i were a celeb. maybe a super-soaker.

  6. dirt chicken

    That’s Nicole Richie ? I thought it was Flo Rubenstein, my anorexic old jewish neighbor.

  7. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She should’ve carried two bottles. That would’ve been the only time in her life someone could tell her “nice jugs”.

  8. asmith

    Can she carry that large bottle of water by herself??? Looks like she can’t handle more than a feather…

  9. asmith

    Yeah, she’s struggling to hld that bottle….has to use TWO hands to hold it up over her hips.

  10. jane's eyre

    Yikes! She looks like Ramses’ mummy!

    AND WTF IS UP WITH THE BLACK PLATES ON HER FACE?

  11. Fisher55

    i read in a pagesix blinditem that she had her stomach stapled and that’s why she’s so skinny…the surgery is irreversible and she’s stuck looking skeletal…very sad

  12. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Are Nicole Ritchies expensive? I think I want to buy one for my niece.

  13. jane's eyre

    Look at the way the clothes hang on her body. She’s going for the “campy” look. You know, the concentration camp.

  14. jane's eyre

    11

    I find it hard to believe that a certified doctor would perform that procedure on someone who was not morbidly obese–it’s not like it’s cosmetic surgery.

  15. Jacq

    Where’s the picture where the bottle of water is so heavy (empty) that the follow-through ripped her left arm off?

  16. Jacq

    #12 – They’re extremely cheap. They can be lured into your car with a sandwich. If you order now, it comes with a free Balenciaga bag and a foul mouth.

  17. Italian Stallion

    E.T. Phone home………

  18. Italian Stallion

    Elliot…..

  19. purplepuppy

    I don’t understand why she snorts coke, or pops pills, or whatever it is she does to stay so skinny (it’s got to be some sort of unhealthy method), but then goes to the gym to work out. I don’t get it! Why would she care about exercising when she’s obviously doing something else drastic to be thin. Anybody?

  20. jane's eyre

    16

    I think a bottle of Ex-Lax would be more effective.

  21. jrzmommy

    That sure is a pretty clavical, Nicole!

  22. Binky

    Strange. I always thought she was more of a ‘hoser’.

  23. Icognito79

    How cliche. Wahhh, people follow me around taking my picture and I hate it. Wahhh.

  24. Italian Stallion

    She must have missed the memo from Doherty, cameramen get blood not water….Idiot

  25. gammanormids

    the photographer should have toss a sandwich to her…

  26. Jesus christ that bitch really is truning into a skeleton. Someone get that girl a sammich!

  27. kandyk0119

    she could have stabbed the photographer with one of her sharp bones, I’m sure that’d of drawn blood

  28. divaflamma

    #14, with enough money you can get almost anyone to do almost anything.

  29. RichPort

    She looks like a walking drumstick bone.

  30. Pol Pot Pie

    She looks like Ren or Stimpy

  31. Wow, she sure is skinny. And her sunglasses just keep getting bigger and more hideous.

    In the first picture she looks like one of those stereotypes of “green men from Mars”. All she needs is to paint her skin green and she’s all set.

  32. VanillaSalTyBaLLs

    Nice shades .. ya stoopid fat pig.

  33. headlights

    she

  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She looks like she’d be delicious if she were dried, cured and peppered. Wait, what am I saying, “if”?

  35. mia

    Hey Bozo called he wants his glasses back

  36. getoverit

    Someone PLEASE feed her something, I can’t look at her without throwing up all over myself. She is absolutely disgusting.

  37. mutterhals

    For those embroiled in the iambananas debacle, I believe this is a picture of here. Do with it what you will…

    http://www.myspace.com/iambananas

  38. mutterhals

    Of course I meant her!

  39. TruJrzyGrl

    LAWSUIT: “She throw water at me, I’m damaged for life” … That is the loser media for you!

    She so damn skinny, she shouldn’t be drinking water, she should be pounding WEIGHT GAIN SHAKES !!

  40. BoredBlonde

    She’s going to win the wet tshirt contest for sure! She’s got one hot rack…of ribs!!

  41. HarryNipples

    What the fuck is she doing at a gym anyway? Cripes, she looks like she just did a stint at Buchenwald and she is going to the gym???

  42. RichPort

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world’s first anorexic fly.

  43. IFuckingHateYou

    Are there any pools going on for when her neck finally snaps from the weight of her ginormous head/sunglasses?
    If so, I want to be put down for June 7th at 4:30 PM.

  44. Chrystal03

    She scares me

  45. TaiTai

    Well it’s finally happened — she has lost all her hair so she has to wear a do rag all the time, and she’s so skinny she must wear sweatshirts in June, only exposing her chicken neck which is not natural on a 20-something person. She has that toothy Karen Carpenter look, past the point of no return. It’s just a matter of time folks….

  46. BoredBlonde

    When Anorexics Attack! Bulimics Gone Wild!

  47. N. Visible Man Jr.

    Why didn’t she just turn sideways and disappear? Also, should your skin really be transparent?

  48. Vas Deferens

    Is the bitch shocked her DJ fiance left her? I would leave her, too. She looks like Brundle Fly!

    “I’m an insect who dreamt she was a woman and loved it. But now the dream is over… and the insect is awake.”

  49. radically4peace

    Her eyes are seriously protected from any UV rays.

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