Nicole Richie sprays photographers

June 7th, 2006 // 161 Comments
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Comments (161)

  1. jimmythefish | June 7, 2006 at 11:15 am

    Go stickgirl, go!

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  2. Jacq | June 7, 2006 at 11:16 am

    Where the fuck was Jessica Alba?

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  3. Jacq | June 7, 2006 at 11:17 am

    Thanks, bitch!

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  4. Jacq | June 7, 2006 at 11:18 am

    How frivolous! That’s Fiji water! Shit’s ‘spensive!!

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  5. hurley | June 7, 2006 at 11:18 am

    i would SO carry around a water gun if i were a celeb. maybe a super-soaker.

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  6. dirt chicken | June 7, 2006 at 11:19 am

    That’s Nicole Richie ? I thought it was Flo Rubenstein, my anorexic old jewish neighbor.

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  7. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 7, 2006 at 11:20 am

    She should’ve carried two bottles. That would’ve been the only time in her life someone could tell her “nice jugs”.

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  8. asmith | June 7, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Can she carry that large bottle of water by herself??? Looks like she can’t handle more than a feather…

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  9. asmith | June 7, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Yeah, she’s struggling to hld that bottle….has to use TWO hands to hold it up over her hips.

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  10. jane's eyre | June 7, 2006 at 11:24 am

    Yikes! She looks like Ramses’ mummy!

    AND WTF IS UP WITH THE BLACK PLATES ON HER FACE?

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  11. Fisher55 | June 7, 2006 at 11:25 am

    i read in a pagesix blinditem that she had her stomach stapled and that’s why she’s so skinny…the surgery is irreversible and she’s stuck looking skeletal…very sad

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  12. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 7, 2006 at 11:26 am

    Are Nicole Ritchies expensive? I think I want to buy one for my niece.

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  13. jane's eyre | June 7, 2006 at 11:26 am

    Look at the way the clothes hang on her body. She’s going for the “campy” look. You know, the concentration camp.

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  14. jane's eyre | June 7, 2006 at 11:27 am

    11

    I find it hard to believe that a certified doctor would perform that procedure on someone who was not morbidly obese–it’s not like it’s cosmetic surgery.

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  15. Jacq | June 7, 2006 at 11:28 am

    Where’s the picture where the bottle of water is so heavy (empty) that the follow-through ripped her left arm off?

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  16. Jacq | June 7, 2006 at 11:30 am

    #12 – They’re extremely cheap. They can be lured into your car with a sandwich. If you order now, it comes with a free Balenciaga bag and a foul mouth.

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  17. Italian Stallion | June 7, 2006 at 11:33 am

    E.T. Phone home………

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  18. Italian Stallion | June 7, 2006 at 11:33 am

    Elliot…..

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  19. purplepuppy | June 7, 2006 at 11:33 am

    I don’t understand why she snorts coke, or pops pills, or whatever it is she does to stay so skinny (it’s got to be some sort of unhealthy method), but then goes to the gym to work out. I don’t get it! Why would she care about exercising when she’s obviously doing something else drastic to be thin. Anybody?

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  20. jane's eyre | June 7, 2006 at 11:33 am

    16

    I think a bottle of Ex-Lax would be more effective.

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  21. jrzmommy | June 7, 2006 at 11:34 am

    That sure is a pretty clavical, Nicole!

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  22. Binky | June 7, 2006 at 11:38 am

    Strange. I always thought she was more of a ‘hoser’.

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  23. Icognito79 | June 7, 2006 at 11:39 am

    How cliche. Wahhh, people follow me around taking my picture and I hate it. Wahhh.

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  24. Italian Stallion | June 7, 2006 at 11:40 am

    She must have missed the memo from Doherty, cameramen get blood not water….Idiot

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  25. gammanormids | June 7, 2006 at 11:42 am

    the photographer should have toss a sandwich to her…

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  26. mojotek | June 7, 2006 at 11:42 am

    Jesus christ that bitch really is truning into a skeleton. Someone get that girl a sammich!

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  27. kandyk0119 | June 7, 2006 at 11:43 am

    she could have stabbed the photographer with one of her sharp bones, I’m sure that’d of drawn blood

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  28. divaflamma | June 7, 2006 at 11:49 am

    #14, with enough money you can get almost anyone to do almost anything.

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  29. RichPort | June 7, 2006 at 11:49 am

    She looks like a walking drumstick bone.

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  30. Pol Pot Pie | June 7, 2006 at 11:50 am

    She looks like Ren or Stimpy

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  31. tarjamarja | June 7, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Wow, she sure is skinny. And her sunglasses just keep getting bigger and more hideous.

    In the first picture she looks like one of those stereotypes of “green men from Mars”. All she needs is to paint her skin green and she’s all set.

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  32. VanillaSalTyBaLLs | June 7, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Nice shades .. ya stoopid fat pig.

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  33. headlights | June 7, 2006 at 11:51 am

    she

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  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 7, 2006 at 11:52 am

    She looks like she’d be delicious if she were dried, cured and peppered. Wait, what am I saying, “if”?

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  35. mia | June 7, 2006 at 11:53 am

    Hey Bozo called he wants his glasses back

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  36. getoverit | June 7, 2006 at 11:57 am

    Someone PLEASE feed her something, I can’t look at her without throwing up all over myself. She is absolutely disgusting.

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  37. mutterhals | June 7, 2006 at 11:57 am

    For those embroiled in the iambananas debacle, I believe this is a picture of here. Do with it what you will…

    http://www.myspace.com/iambananas

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  38. mutterhals | June 7, 2006 at 11:58 am

    Of course I meant her!

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  39. TruJrzyGrl | June 7, 2006 at 11:59 am

    LAWSUIT: “She throw water at me, I’m damaged for life” … That is the loser media for you!

    She so damn skinny, she shouldn’t be drinking water, she should be pounding WEIGHT GAIN SHAKES !!

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  40. BoredBlonde | June 7, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    She’s going to win the wet tshirt contest for sure! She’s got one hot rack…of ribs!!

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  41. HarryNipples | June 7, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    What the fuck is she doing at a gym anyway? Cripes, she looks like she just did a stint at Buchenwald and she is going to the gym???

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  42. RichPort | June 7, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world’s first anorexic fly.

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  43. IFuckingHateYou | June 7, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    Are there any pools going on for when her neck finally snaps from the weight of her ginormous head/sunglasses?
    If so, I want to be put down for June 7th at 4:30 PM.

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  44. sharkbite | June 7, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    When celebrities attack…

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  45. Chrystal03 | June 7, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    She scares me

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  46. TaiTai | June 7, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Well it’s finally happened — she has lost all her hair so she has to wear a do rag all the time, and she’s so skinny she must wear sweatshirts in June, only exposing her chicken neck which is not natural on a 20-something person. She has that toothy Karen Carpenter look, past the point of no return. It’s just a matter of time folks….

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  47. BoredBlonde | June 7, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    When Anorexics Attack! Bulimics Gone Wild!

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  48. N. Visible Man Jr. | June 7, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    Why didn’t she just turn sideways and disappear? Also, should your skin really be transparent?

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  49. Vas Deferens | June 7, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    Is the bitch shocked her DJ fiance left her? I would leave her, too. She looks like Brundle Fly!

    “I’m an insect who dreamt she was a woman and loved it. But now the dream is over… and the insect is awake.”

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  50. radically4peace | June 7, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    Her eyes are seriously protected from any UV rays.

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