Nicole Richie spotted with mystery man

Harpo Marx

Jeebus! All that guy needs is a monkey and an organ to grind.

How do the have sex?
NR: “Fuck me, please!”
“Crrrrrcks!!”
Ugyl Face: “Oh sorry, I broke your legs”
“CrrllrckkcS!”
Ugly Face: “Oh I’m sorry for your rips”
“Crrrrrcks!”
Ugly Face: “Oh no, not your arms! Sorry”
…

Hobo must think “now I’m a ligit pedophile”

I’m 99% sure that guy’s Alex Zane, a TV presenter in the UK. He’s actually quite hot, and is not usually dressed like he’s amish.

She couldn’t swallow a grain of rice without looking like she has an adam’s apple, so I would have to strongly dispute any accounts of her having any kind of intercourse, especially oral. I mean I guess I can see the attraction… someone so hungry looking would be mistaken for having the desire to voraciously attempt to swallow an entire penis. Either way, the dude looks like Ducky from Pretty In Pink and is obviously a pedophile.

You are all wrong….

Nicole’s demise will be the result of her toothpick-thin ankles giving way whilst wearing some ridiculously high wedges and she’ll do a face plant into oncoming traffic and approaching motorists will, well, not notice.
My guesstimation is during the holiday shopping frenzy time-frame.

Those Louboutins look too small for her.

And that’s….saying a lot.

I am noticing that young people are trying to dress like old people with their huge sun glasses, huge granny purses and hats. I guess this is 75 year old chic?

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To all of you little Nicole Richie lovers (“wonderful person” “huge personality”? What rock did you guys all of the sudden crawl our from under?) Why don’t you go over and invade Perez Hilton’s site where celebrity butt-munching is much more appreciated.

Is that the fucking Pinochio guy from “The Burbs”?

Nicole Ritchie was actually seen? She’s so nasty looking!

Is anyone dumber than this whore?

She looks like the girl from the Beverly Hillbillies.

lol, rat face…that’s accurate, but starved rat face would be better