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Jennyface | October 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm
FIRST!
griffmills | October 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm
looks like mystery douchebag to me
Captain Walleye | October 10, 2006 at 1:18 pm
She’s so fine…
Italian Stallion | October 10, 2006 at 1:20 pm
That’s not her boyfriend, it’s Robin Hood, he mistook her for an arrow…………..
Tracy | October 10, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Pete Dougherty called. He wants his hat back.
herbiefrog | October 10, 2006 at 1:23 pm
hey rat face :)
it’s us
arse oles
say hi :)
ApacheRose | October 10, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Those same yellow heels… wonder if they come in red. I want some.
She’s holding the giant, ugly sunglasses instead of wearing them. Major improvement.
jrzmommy | October 10, 2006 at 1:30 pm
He should hook up with Scarlett Johannsen…they’d make a nice Mennonite couple.
BigJim | October 10, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Isnt’ that Skreetch? (or however the fuck that dipshit spells his name)
Watch out for the Dirty Sanchez, Nicole!
jrzmommy | October 10, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Or maybe he’s just one ugly Hasidic.
PJ in PA | October 10, 2006 at 1:41 pm
I wish you people would leave Nicole alone. She hasn’t done anything to you to deserve such treatment. She tries really hard and does the best with what she has. Her Simple Life show is good and she’s pretty. Please think twice before you hurt such a wonderful person.
jrzmommy | October 10, 2006 at 1:45 pm
11: *crickets chirping……wind blowing…..silence.*
Pagan Queen | October 10, 2006 at 1:46 pm
PJ – uh, hon, you do realize you are posting on a site called THE SUPERFICIAL, huh? The purpose is to make fun of idiots that are ‘celebrities’ for some reason or another.
Come on, you can do it. Say after me “Nicole is an idiot”. There now, dontcha feel better?
PunjabPete | October 10, 2006 at 1:50 pm
#11 – Please take your life.
As an act of attrition for being such an assclown, you may take one of these douches with you…
Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton
Screech
Eva Longoria
Jessica Simpson
Brittny Spears
Or any other ass monkey celebrity from this site…
Time is ticking. Find a pill, razor, or handgun as quickly as possible and make the best contribution to society you are able…
PunjabPete
PS. Nicole Ritchie is a vapid skank and TCLTC.
Do Freebird | October 10, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Shouldn’t the headline read “Skeletor spotted with rich mystery doofus”?
Captain Walleye | October 10, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I agree…we should all leave Nicole alone…I sure wish she wasn’t so fat, though.
LilRach | October 10, 2006 at 1:52 pm
#11 – I will back you up in saying i really like Nicole too – she’s a great girl with an huge personality and i don’t believe she belongs on the superficial because she is so original.
But sticking up for the ones you do like on this site don’t work. so best not to try.
Ruby | October 10, 2006 at 1:53 pm
@13 & 14 – Dudes! Don’t fall for it!! PJ is really RocknRoll T.Over and will threaten the very existence of us all!.. And then post girly photos of his alter-ego.
ApacheRose | October 10, 2006 at 1:54 pm
#14– you left out Lindsay Lohan
NipsyHustle | October 10, 2006 at 1:54 pm
gee rat face is dating jiminy cricket. oh i’d hate to see that litter. well at least we know she owuldn’t eat any of them.
Troller | October 10, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Her thighs are flabby.
fearsarewishes | October 10, 2006 at 2:00 pm
#14
What you were going for there was an “act of contrition”.
I know…I’m just busting your balls because I am having a bad day.
Yup, that’s right. I was making you an escape goat.
herbiefrog | October 10, 2006 at 2:01 pm
#19 no you just noticeded
…that wa sit really
Angry Ferret Jones | October 10, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Holy shit, I wish they would outlaw those stupid fucking hats that the guy is wearing. Does he think he is Mike Hammer? Is she his “dame”? Is he “packing heat?”
Stupid little bastard.
PS – Rock and Roll Takover, you are such a useless fucking attention whore. I hate your guts. I would love to watch you jump from a high building.
PunjabPete | October 10, 2006 at 2:04 pm
#19 – Damn it! I apologize for leaving out Lo-Hoe… I also have Joe Simpson, Deana LoHoe and Anna Nicole for a “execute the shitty parent” trifecta if anyone wants to get in on the action….
#17 – You are on the list…. Giant glasses and an eating disorder… SO ORIGINAL…. . See instructions at #11…
yuckyfresh | October 10, 2006 at 2:05 pm
i hereby nominate today NICOLE RICHIE DAY!!!
3 cheers anyone?
hip hip…
hip hip…
hip, oh fuck it.
86 | October 10, 2006 at 2:07 pm
This poor guy should just rake up a pile of leaves and stick his dick in that.
PunjabPete | October 10, 2006 at 2:07 pm
#22 – Damn it twice!! You are totally right… Here I sit thinking about moving to a new job…. Maybe that was a little bit of Freud at work… :)
Uhn Tiss Baby | October 10, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Nicole’s new hairstyle is totally fab.
Vylith | October 10, 2006 at 2:09 pm
my infatuation with light posts..
Olook betterO
86 | October 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
“I really love my………..”
Jessica Simpson slingbacks.
PunjabPete | October 10, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Make that instructions at #14… LOL
strong | October 10, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Was she attending “Fiddler on the Roof” ?
fearsarewishes | October 10, 2006 at 2:13 pm
#28
I don’t about all that, but you sure are a good sport. Thanks a lot!
NipsyHustle | October 10, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Didn’t we just see those same banana yellow shoes in the other post of her today? I hope it’s the same day because if she’s resorting to wearing things more than once, times must be hard.
IFuckingHateYou | October 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Let’s start the Dead Pool for this malnourished little cunt.
I’m picking October 22, 2006. Will probably start shutting down earlier, but will be pronounced dead on that day, unless that fucking Lionel ponies up the cash to keep her on life support for longer.
ponk | October 10, 2006 at 2:34 pm
that’s her “Feed Ethiopia” sponsor.
kittiesarecute | October 10, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Those shoes are definitely not Jessica Simpson! I LOVE those shoes and they come in black and white, probably red too. They’re Christian Louboutin Yoyo slingbacks if I’m correct. WANT THEM.
BigJim | October 10, 2006 at 2:59 pm
BigJim’s Dead Pool:
Nicole Richie
Date: Oct 26
COD: Myocardial Infarction caused by severe malnourishment
Lindsey Lohan
Date: Nov 3
COD: Myocardial Infarction caused by severe cocaine overdose
Britney Spears
Date: Nov 7
COD: Myocardial Infarction caused by overconsumption of highly toxic chemicals present in bulk bin cheetos.
Paris Hilton
Date: Nov 14
COD: Asphyxiation due to semen overdose.
Screech
Date: Next time I see him
COD: Beaten to a bloody pile of goo by me.
jes | October 10, 2006 at 3:14 pm
In that first picture, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is walking in front of Nicole and her fictional boyfriend.
jes | October 10, 2006 at 3:15 pm
In that first picture, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is walking in front of Nicole and her fictional boyfriend.
CelebSlam.com | October 10, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Who would sleep with her?
http://www.celebslam.com
combustion8 | October 10, 2006 at 3:39 pm
that last pic looks photoshoped.
PunjabPete | October 10, 2006 at 3:47 pm
43 – What are you talking about? Concave leg indents are all the rage… If you are not sporting an emaciated frame, they you are like… Healthy or something… Duh!
eatyourfeedback | October 10, 2006 at 3:53 pm
It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one who thinks Nicole Richie has a rat face.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 10, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Cooterpunch has the BEST photo-shopped picture of her ever.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/skinny-photoshopped-celeb-pics.html
chappy | October 10, 2006 at 4:07 pm
rat fink anorexic taco
http://www.tacotown.org
Angry Ferret Jones | October 10, 2006 at 4:08 pm
OK, I am high. That is actually paris, not nichole. But still, creepy shit.
RichPort | October 10, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Jim – As for #9, she would have to eat to shit, so a dirty sanchez is scientifically impossible for her.
As for #39, HA!!!!!!!!
CruisingForCock | October 10, 2006 at 5:11 pm
What I don’t get is why when Hollywood wears short shorts with heels – it’s fashion. When I wear it – men give me money in exchange for blow jobs.