Nicole Richie shows off her belly

August 14th, 2007 // 135 Comments

I know it’s normal for pregnant woman to get fat, but Nicole Richie looks like she put on a ton of weight overnight. She had dinner in New York City with Mischa Barton and Joel Madden last night, and for some reason felt like showing off her pregnant body in a tanktop. Four days ago she looked like this. Now she looks like this. What the hell happened over the weekend? I’m waiting for photos to surface of her crouched over and eating an entire water buffalo.

Photos: Splash

  1. Annie Rexia

    I wish she would show off her death certificate. You know. Like, from her casket.

  2. mywellrehearsedmistake

    What the fuck was Mischa thinking with that dress? That girl wears the worst clothes ever. She tries so hard to be ugly.

  3. mdiz

    wow thats what she looks like when she eats….

  4. angela

    you’re an idiot. she looks exactly the same…. one shirt is just clinging to her belly where the other skimmed it…

  5. Robert

    Nice Cans, I would like some Milk Nicole !

  6. steve

    did school start back up? where’s krazihorkelli?

  7. N

    First she’s too skinny for you, now she’s too fat…shut up!
    This is kind of what happens when you’re pregnant.

  8. mdiz

    Yeah cause she always looked pregnant..uhh okay

  9. keri

    Looks about the same to me.

    When I first saw the photos of her in white her bump looked pretty small but as I kept coming across the pics I noticed it was in fact quite big.
    The new photos don’t seem to show any difference.

    I honestly don’t see how an anorexic would be okay with having a really big belly, even if it isn’t fat but pregnancy, it just doesn’t make sense.

  10. jenny

    I think she looks incredible.

  11. mdiz

    She looks a lot better – i’d take a solid 20 over than 20 under any day. Maybe this is what she needs to straighten out… But then again…

  12. notabastard

    i think she looks great.

  13. jiggatron

    She looks very attractive now.

  14. She’s honestly looking better every day.

  15. Zswan

    She looks fantastic. I understand you try to get a laugh out of everyone, essentially being sarcastic most of the time, but there seems to be a consistency here…too fat or too skinny. You are just so superficial!!

    Err wait a minute…

    *goes back to corner*

  16. Jen

    Is Mischa carrying a big manila envelope?

  17. She look like one of those Ethiopian refuges that Sally Struthers use to beg for money for.

  18. wedgeone

    Remember, Nicole used to be a big fat pig. Her inner sow is calling her now…oink oink oink…suuuuuuueeeeey! She’ll go from x-ray to blimp in just a few months, then get a post-partum depression and kill her baby in the bath. I’m laughing already!

  19. michelle

    she looks the same to me too…

  20. veggi

    In my best retarded voice (which isn’t fucking hard after reading all these stupid posts) “uuuhhh, thee lookths reawy good hewe. The’s weewl purwdy”.


  21. Susie

    Thankfully Micha Barton has the gift of dressing in a way that accentuates her horrible cellulite-ridden legs. Even Jeffrey Dahmer would have trimmed the fat off before tossing her in the kettle.

  22. comfortable shoes

    Now, now, veggi. Anger against breeders is so 1993 for your people.

  23. @21 Veggi, You sound like Larry the Cable Guy.

  24. Dorkfest

    WAY better. Tappable as long as the yap is shut.

  25. Susan

    Obviously she isn’t any fatter in the second picture than the first. It’s only the shirt. She does look a lot better though with some extra weight on.

  26. my comment

    Now she’s showing off her prego boobage like a 42nd Street hooker.


  27. rolf

    # 7 , 17 and 22 especially.

  28. Toy Ghenn

    (excerpted from New Mexico Appellate Court, Opinion Number: 2001-NMCA-058)

    {3} On March 8, 2000, the children’s court held a hearing on Child’s motion to dismiss for police misconduct. Child offered the testimony of Detectives Hall and Dilley, as well as a transcript of a taped encounter between Child and the detectives, as evidence of extreme police misconduct.

    {4} During his testimony, Detective Hall acknowledged that he and other police officers used extreme investigative tactics during their investigation of Child’s father’s death. For instance, Detective Hall acknowledged that police installed a listening device in Child’s residence by a ruse which included a police officer posing as a burglar, a SWAT team to apprehend the burglar, and the evacuation of several residences near Child’s home. Detective Hall stated that a judge had entered an order approving the use of the listening device and the installation of the device surreptitiously or by ruse. Another investigative tactic utilized by the police involved pulling over the vehicle driven by a visitor to Child’s home. Officers stopped the vehicle without reasonable suspicion to do so and told the driver and her daughter that they had been seen running other motorists off the road. Detective Hall acknowledged that the story told to the driver was a pretense to stop the vehicle and obtain the driver’s name.

    {5} Detective Hall also admitted to directing another officer to write a false note stating, “B, they know what you did and about all the money. Good luck.” Detective Hall stated that this note was left on the door of Child’s residence in an effort to incite conversation which might be heard through the wiretap.

    {6} This appeal is particularly concerned, however, with the conduct of Detectives Hall and Dilley during the early morning hours of August 7, 1999. According to both detectives’ testimony, they became aware on August 6 that Child and her mother were moving out of their residence because they were facing foreclosure. The detectives became concerned that if the family moved, they would not be able to locate Child or her mother. Based on this fear, the detectives sought an arrest warrant for Child on the evening of August 6.

    {7} According to Detective Dilley, preparation of the affidavit for an arrest warrant did not begin until 5:00 p.m. on August 6. A judge signed the arrest warrant at approximately 11:55 p.m. and granted an order sealing certain portions of the affidavit at about 12:29 a.m. on August 7.

    {8} The two detectives delivered the arrest warrant for Child at approximately 1:25 a.m. on August 7. Child was twelve years old at the time. Both Detectives Hall and Dilley testified that they did not immediately deliver Child to a detention center. Instead, after arresting Child, the detectives drove to the parking lot of a police substation and interrogated Child for at least 45 minutes. Child was processed into a detention center at about 3:00 a.m. The detectives tape recorded the encounter from the time they arrived at Child’s house to arrest her until they gave up the interrogation.

    {9} According to Detective Dilley’s testimony, police department staff originally transcribed the tape, and he and Detective Hall made hand-written corrections to the transcription. The transcript indicates that Detectives Hall and Dilley failed to advise Child of her rights to an attorney and to remain silent. Both detectives admitted that they failed to inform Child of her rights. However, neither detective could state with precision the reason why they did not advise Child of her rights when they began the interview.

    {10} Detective Hall testified that after consulting with the children’s court attorney, he understood that he and Dilley could interview Child, but that anything she said could not be admitted against her. Detective Hall explained that he did not understand his failure to inform Child of her rights to have any impact on Child, because her statements would be suppressed regardless of whether they read Child her rights. When asked whether he thought that his interrogation of Child was illegal, Detective Hall stated, “[W]e had gone through [the children's court attorney] on that and after we heard that that portion of it, . . . we should go forth with that avenue. And we did that, yes.” Detective Hall stated that although he knew Child’s statements under these circumstances were inadmissible, he and Detective Dilley were seeking to obtain statements that implicated other people in a conspiracy to commit murder. The testimony indicates that Child’s mother was a suspect at the time of the interrogation and was still a suspect at the time of the hearing.

    {11} According to the handwritten notes made by Detective Hall on the transcript of the tape, Child made reference to her attorney and to her mother on more than one occasion. When asked whether they believed Child had invoked her right to counsel, the detectives did not readily admit that Child’s questions about counsel were invocations of her right to counsel. The testimony indicates that both detectives knew Child was represented by an attorney. Detective Hall stated that even if he had interpreted her queries about her attorney as invocations of her right to counsel, such fact was of no consequence because he was not seeking to obtain statements that could be used against Child.

    {12} The children’s court granted Child’s motion to dismiss. On May 9, 2000, the court entered findings of fact and conclusions of law in support of its order. The court concluded that the officers’ failure to give Miranda warnings, see Miranda v. Arizona, 384 U.S. 436, 444 (1966), and to provide Child with contact with her Mother, was an intentional violation of Child’s constitutional rights and her rights under the Children’s Code and, thus, an unlawful extension of police power. NMSA 1978, § 32A-2-14 (1993). The court also relied on the outrageous government conduct and entrapment doctrines to provide the basis for the court’s power to dismiss the petition. State v. Vallejos, 1997-NMSC-040, ¶ 20, 123 N.M. 739, 945 P.2d 957; State v. Sheetz, 113 N.M. 324, 329, 825 P.2d 614, 619 (Ct. App. 1991); United States v. Harris, 997 F.2d 812, 815-16 (10th Cir. 1993); United States v. Mosley, 965 F.2d 906, 910 (10th Cir. 1992). In addition, the children’s court relied upon its discretion and supervisory powers as supportive of its ability to dismiss the petition against Child.

    {13} We do not view the authorities relied upon by the children’s court as empowering the court to dismiss the delinquency petition in this case. We therefore reverse the children’s court’s order.

    (In other words, either accept outrageous government misconduct, fraud by trick, and the use of rues by corrupt police and their allies in the courts, including judges, or shove off and find another country–I find the latter option appears inevitable, unless you actually enjoy living in a jail cell for no reason.

    And the entire South-West is bogged down in that mentality, which has now spread like disease across the United States. Why be prideful, thoughtful, industrious people, when we can be known as the land of Nazi policemen; radicalized, obstructionist feminists; docilized, lay-down, do-nothing citizens who have no fight in them; and snitches? God bless this mess with immediate reform, before it blesses us all with incarceration in the world´s biggest jail cell of our own collective making.)

  29. andymo

    yeah, normally I dont post, but personally I think she looks really heathy. She is putting on just the right amount of weight for being pregnant. For a person with an alleged eating disorder, it shows she cares enough about the baby to eat properly during the pregnancy. This is a hard thing to do for someone with a fear of being fat…

  30. comfortable shoes up your ass

    23- you make about as much sense as a backstreet boy song.

  31. Wow, she looks… healthy.

  32. lambman

    Nicole looks really great right now actually.

    Also, remember when Micha Barton used to say “I don’t even know Paris and I’ve only met Nicole once or twice at a party” yea well Micha’s a liar!

  33. I think she looks super cute. Mischa Barton on the other hand…I would say cover her face up with her dress, but it’s just as ugly.

  34. Bea


    Shut up man, she looks perfectly healthy, and FYI pregnant woman ARE SUPPOSSED to gain weight. She’s even too skinny to be pregnant.

    They pick on her for being anorexic, and now she’s finally eating up, you start picking on her gaining weight?

    Get a fucking grip.

  35. ErikHK

    WTF?? Are you insane? She’s still skinny as hell, just fucking look at her wrists and neck area.

  36. mdiz

    29 – blaaa blaaa blaaa blaaa..

  37. noneyo

    she looks fantastic you dumbass. do you go around pointing at pregnant women and calling them fat all day cause you’re too retarded to realize there’s an effing baby in there. must i explain where babies come from? oh and p.s. she looks bigger, because she’s wearing a more fitted top. where’s the old superficial writer, i miss him!?

  38. Bea

    #29 post this shit like someone’s gonna read it……… lame ass.

  39. Bea

    This has gone from SUPERFICIAL to SUPERASSHOLE

  40. Ihatecelebrities

    So she’s finally eating for one now?

  41. christina

    That must have been either a very early dinner or a very late dinner since I saw Joel in concert at the meadowlands last night :-0

  42. Ifuckinghateyou

    Looks like Mischa stole Nicole’s maternity dress.
    Silly cunt thinks she’s knocked up, but doesn’t realize she can’t get pregnant taking loads up the ass.

  43. holly

    Hey asshole! That’s what happens when women are pregnant, they gain weight! Props to Nicole, she looks great.

  44. *Steph*

    She looks healthy. So why don’t you post some more shit about her getting fat, that way she can start starving herself again and kill her baby? Too skinny, too fat. Leave the poor girl alone, she looks normal for a pregnant woman.

  45. richiesucks

    she still has zombie hands.

  46. woodhorse

    Looking at Nicole, I will argue with previous posts that all pregnant women look gross. Nicole looks cute to me, but then maybe it is just relief flooding over me that she no longer looks like a starving Ben Kinglsley portraying Mahatma Ghandi.

  47. Ihatecelebrities

    Oh calm the fuck down people.

    Um angry lardies I think you have somehow stumbled onto the wrong website and unleashed your pregnancy hormones on us. Don’t you idiots understand the concept of being superficial.

    “First she’s too thin now she’s too fat?”
    “what me no unerstand?”
    *wets pants and cries uncontrollably*

    IDIOTS that is “the superficial” NO ONE ever looks good enough… that’s the whole fucking point and more often than not we are being sarcastic. Now AGAIN calm the fuck down and just make sure you never watch Family Guy or South Park or you know the actual News because you may spontaneously combust.

  48. Valentine

    It’s normal for pregnant women to pop out all of a sudden, especially if it’s their first. Also, depending on how the baby is sitting, you could just wake up one day, in your seventh month and look like you lost your belly almost totally. That’s just the nature of having a live thing inside your body.

  49. mdiz

    Bravo 48!

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