Even though Nicole Richie has the same DUI charge as Paris Hilton and a record as a repeat offender, she still has her driver’s license and nobody seems to know why. TMZ reports:
Paris was busted September 7, 2006 — and around 5 months later, she had already lost her driving privileges and was later arrested for violating her probation for driving on the suspended license. Richie was busted for DUI on December 11, 2006 — and almost 6 months later, she is not only still driving … but the California DMV hasn’t even begun to take action against her … [A rep for the California DMV] said: “I have no idea why Nicole still has her license.”
What the hell are they talking about? So now all of a sudden taking drugs and driving on the wrong side of a freeway is grounds for losing your license? Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t steer with my feet, or cover my face with both hands when switching lanes.
UPDATE: Turns out the DMV only has a mandatory license suspension when alcohol is involved, and Nicole Richie only smoked pot and took Vicodin. Take that legal system!
#41 – Yet he loved your mother. Hmmm…
I took some time away from waxing Stoogie’s Mom’s ass and made Paris a little countdown clock to jail time. Enjoy.
#49 — what they call “drunk driving” in most places is simply called “driving” in New Orleans. There are probably even less rules down there, now.
Cheers gang. Have good weekends, respectively.
Would someone come over here and threaten to stab me repeatedly until I agree to mow my lawn? I lack motivation.
Yep you too Bern.
Hmmm….anyone got Ritchie’s number? Maybe she can lend me a couple of her ADD pills.
I will mow your yard
Nicole Ritchie shouldn’t still have her breastplate practically exposed.
Awww…thanks Jimbo. Unfortunately I need to have it done like NOW because I’m putting my pool up today. It’s like 93 degrees here. Holy Hell
Hey FRIST,
Get your ass out there and mow your lawn or I will come and beat you repeatedly about the head and shoulders.
How’s that?
I am on my way. Can we go skinny dipping after the pool is up
Is she black?
#52- The way you talk about mothers makes one think you’ve had a very rough childhood.
#59, ok I’m on it, thanks!!! :)
And Jimbo…yes I am….
#61, well, she’s Lionel Ritchie’s daughter, so….no
#62 – I was raised by wolves. Bi-sexual, republican wolves. So, I am a bit bitter at times.
#64- That’s understandable.
I would like to point out that there is a gigantic human hand in picture #7 that is NOT, I repeat, NOT snapping that nasty slit like a popsicle stick.
I mean, what the fuck? If you have a gigantic hand, and Nicole Richie’s in your kill zone, you don’t shrink away from it like a little pussy – YOU ACT!!!
I bet she hasn’t menstrated since 2005
If you don’t menstrate, does that mean you don’t get PMS?? If so then pass the Roman feather, folks, I’m gonna hurl! Buhbye afternoon snack
OMG is she wearing a pair of JORTS?
I think I had those shorts in the 80s.
What really, truly blows my mind is her facial expression. She thinks she’s one of the hottest chicks on this planet. Weird.
Who is that transvestite opening the door for her?
I really hope high-waisted pants aren’t back in style…who wants to look like a grandma?? It really doesn’t look right without the 2 elephant ear titties hanging over them!
good that shes still driving
imran karim
I want to know what the heck is with that guys face in picture #8??? Anybody know? It looks weird and doesn’t seem to fit in the pic. He looks like that Adam Carrolla guy. And I can’t believe the person in these pics is the same little troll we saw in those pics when she was grocery shopping w/ Mischa. Nicole actually looks kind of semi attractive here. But seriously, are high waisted pants really gonna go mainstream?!
Fuck all you cunts.
Nicole Richie is the most hilarious chick ever. I love her personality and shes such a smartass. Sure shes a zillion lbs underweight, but hey. fuck it. thin is better than fat.
Shes even more talented than Lindsay, Paris and Hilary and the rest of the lot.
I agree with ThatzGay….
Nichole iz a cutie…
she would be fun at
any party…
Nicole, come to Florida,
we’re having a hurricane
party tomorrow…
Itz commin rigt for uz,,
yeehaw,,can’t wait….
Hmm, I once took a lewd picture with a skeleton in a doctor’s office. Then I got court papers claiming that I had raped Nicole. Wierd.
More like none of us care
Nicole still having her license is just plain wrong. I bet the Cali DMV is made up of a bunch of illegals.
Nicole is looking rather hot in those pics—finally! Actually creates the illusion of an hourglass figure.
And yet I absolutely *envy* your legal system!
This bug faced,Paris Hilton wannabe hasn’t worked a day in her fucking life.
Every celebrity (except Madonna) makes me sick,but,this bitch is the worst role model/ celebrity EVER!
What is she FUCKING famous for???? NOTHING.
What a waste of space LOSIER!!!!
She is so cute! She has awesome style and a sassy wit. Those shorts look so good on her. She and Kate Moss are on the cutting edge of style. I don’t know if it’s their stylist or them but it’s great!
What’s with that dude (I think it’s a dude) opening the store door for her? Is that her bodyguard?? Hell, my 5-year old could beat the shit out of that guy/gal.
Could you imagine trying to see her sitting at a thanksgiving Day table for a meal?
How does she still have hair?
It must be easier to have solid laws about something that can actually be tested in varying amounts in your body. Nobody is going to pull you over and be able to do an immediate all-drug screen. Give me a fucking break.
Im really sick of all this sick and stupid new hollywood girls.
You just know there’s a portable meth lab in the back of that SUV.
who cares ,she weighs like 11 pounds, I can’t even look at her anymore.
Rolling on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off at the California legal system!
So basically, I can be so high on morphine that I can’t stand up, take out 100 California pedestrians and not be subject to the same punishment as someone who is too drunk to stand up and takes out 100 California pedestrians. Wow, I am fucking speechless.
Note to self: Stay the fuck away from California!
Hey guys – hate to break the smash on Paris & NIcole rant but..
Paris is in jail for violating the probation of her arrest. Nicole’s trial has yet to go to court for her puunishment on that violation but so long as she stays out of trouble in the meantime she can continue to drive & be free!
Let’s hope that when she does make it to court they take appropriate action. :)
She’s cute in that little wifebeater.
Tell me how you can’t feel sorry for this sad face?…
http://parishilton.snagapic.com
Is this a joke? It’s not like “driving drunk can kill people” is secret information. People really need to be told this kind of crap? It’s called common sense. But just in case…hey, everybody, if you set your face on fire it will burn.