Nicole Richie shouldn’t still have her license

June 1st, 2007 // 94 Comments

Even though Nicole Richie has the same DUI charge as Paris Hilton and a record as a repeat offender, she still has her driver’s license and nobody seems to know why. TMZ reports:

Paris was busted September 7, 2006 — and around 5 months later, she had already lost her driving privileges and was later arrested for violating her probation for driving on the suspended license. Richie was busted for DUI on December 11, 2006 — and almost 6 months later, she is not only still driving … but the California DMV hasn’t even begun to take action against her … [A rep for the California DMV] said: “I have no idea why Nicole still has her license.”

What the hell are they talking about? So now all of a sudden taking drugs and driving on the wrong side of a freeway is grounds for losing your license? Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t steer with my feet, or cover my face with both hands when switching lanes.

UPDATE: Turns out the DMV only has a mandatory license suspension when alcohol is involved, and Nicole Richie only smoked pot and took Vicodin. Take that legal system!

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  1. jova


  2. Why does this surprise anybody? Celebs are let into bars while they are underaged, the press reports on it and they never get busted, the bars never get busted. Why would anybody think that Nichole would have gotten her driving privilages taken away? The D.A.s in Hollywood are so far up celebs asses it is insane. The only reason Paris is going away is because she got a judge that has a backbone.

  3. steve

    wait- women are allowed to drive now?

  4. I’m surprised she has the energy and strength to drive.

    She needs to do curls with a sandwich up to her pie-hole and break 65 lbs!

  5. Angry Ferret Jones needs a SECNOD job/life.

  6. Fluffy Butt

    Send her sorry ass in along with Paris. Do “The Simple Life” — Behind Bars! Butch wants ‘em both.

  7. Jimbo ?

    Can this bitch get any skinnier? She looks like she just came from a months stay at Auschwitz

  8. Fluffy Butt

    You know! …she actually was kind of shmokin when she was tan and thick.

  9. Omg,thiz iz me an mine freinz!

    an whee wur playin roundz
    an a vibratin dildo
    got ztuck way uppin mine azz!

    itz ztill on
    zo allz i typez iz zzz…
    …lil helpz?

  10. Whammer Jammer

    Hideous fucking skank. She knows they aren’t going to do anything to her, so she will continue to do as she pleases. The only possible way something will ever happen is if she actually kills someone while driving under the influence, and then she would probably get no more than a small fine and MAYBE some community service.

  11. Nice thing she´s wearing shoes today. Crazy hoe.

  12. Jimbo ?

    Can you imagine having sex with her? It would hurt like hell every time you hit that bony ass pelvis bone on the way in

  13. RichPort

    Looks like she slipped through the cracks in the system…

    Get it?!?!?!



  14. WubbaWubba

    I’d drive her. I’ve got a thing for circus side show freaks.

  15. Jimbo ?

    @9 Kelli – which one is you in the picture? Cuz all 4 look krazi

  16. Waffleholic

    The Mummy returns hoping her own DUI can make headlines like her hero Paris.

  17. wedgeone

    Don’t worry, Ms. Ritchie. They’ll get to you later. Even though you’ve turned sideways and your emaciated self disappeared into thin air doesn’t mean that you don’t exist.

    They’ll get you YET, my pretty. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

  18. leelee

    @9– I’m sorry, what did you say? I don’t speak idiot.

    Maybe the only reason that anyone is questioning the lack of a suspended license for Richie is the fact that she’s dumb enough to be the only left still talking about her DUI, and how “scared” she is.

  19. #5 – I actually have a full-time job. I trim your mom’s bush.

    Last week I got 10 hours of overtime, and was able to donate enough fur to make sweaters for the homeless.

  20. Question – if you weigh 27 pounds, how do you press down the gas pedal?

  21. BarbadoSlim

    Her last incident did not involve alcohol it was pot and controlled medications therefore the automatic does not apply. That’s the way the law is written at the moment.

    To which I will add DIE, WHORE!

  22. Jimbo ?

    @20 it is called cruz control

    Do you have any of the fur left over. I need a new sweater

  23. BarbadoSlim

    *automatic license suspension

  24. Nicole R.

    In my case everybody’s got a bone to pick with the legal system.

  25. You need to be sure to wash it first. A lot.

  26. Nicole R.

    When I lift my shirt it looks like my internal organs are in jail already.

    Thank you very much I’ll be here all weekend try the veal

  27. sandy

    This makes me CRAZY. These stupid fucking girls are going to kill someone or someone’s child someday. All they care about is getting fucked up and buying expensive clothes. NOTHING more. they’re spoiled selfish and empty.

  28. Binky

    This place seems to getting funny again.

  29. Kamiki

    UGH how can these twats put other peoples lives at risk and get away with it, I’d snap her in two and use her as a toothpick if I got my hands on her.

  30. Oh well, I drive after taking painkillers mixed with 3-4 beers, martinis or what have you all the time. I just never get caught. And I’m really good at it.

  31. I don’t think those extensions are going to be able to hide her thinning hair for much longer.

  32. #22 – Jimbo, I can also offer you some back-hair floormats for your car. I braid it before I trim it, that way Stoogie’s mom doesn’t buck as hard.

  33. @31 is that on the way to work in the morning?

    How is the new job going?

    It is getting funny in here again but how much can you say about this stupid Auschwitz

  34. BarbadoSlim

    #31, yes I too have found that driving under the relaxing and soothing effects of alcoholic beverages greatly enhances the driving experience.

    I also find that doing a gram of cocaine makes the trip go faster on those days when I’m in a hurry.

  35. L. Lohan

    I didn’t know that about the current laws. I’m going to smoke some pot, snort some Oxy, maybe do a speedball and then drive down Sandy Lane at 90 mph looking for kids chasing a ball across the street…

  36. Yes Jimbo, usually!!! I’m kidding. Well at first I hated my new job, but it’s getting better. I’m not used to having to actually WORK at my jobs. Jeez, WTC!!!
    BTW, why you keep bringing up Auschwitz? What’s that?
    I’m trying to write you back on your Space

  37. @37 look at that scary ass bitch. She looks like she was in one of those WWII movies I saw when I was in High School.

  38. Hitler also hated midgets.

  39. @38 Yes, she kind of looks like she has anorexia or something. Or maybe ass herpes.
    I remember both of those educational films when I was in school. But my favorite one was the drugs one when the girl was on pcp and jumped out a window. Wah hahahahaha!!! :)

  40. Hitler also couldn’t stand your average run of the mill ferret.

  41. Dear God, I’ve been in meetings since 1pm and I come back to Nichole Richie? She makes me feel scared, queasy and horrified all at the same time … I’m gonna go look up boob shots for next week’s blog …

  42. #40,

    Just a little trivia for you…the girl who took Angel Dust and jumped out the window was future Oscar winner Helen Hunt. I can”t believe you referenced that movie and i can”t believe i knew that stupid fact about it. I’m happier than Clay Aiken in someplace thats really really gay.

  43. Jimbo ?

    These F*&^ing bastard block almost everything here. I can’t get to myspace until I get home.

  44. She makes us all scared and queasy, Bern. Try not to look directly at it.

  45. sweetnsnooty

    The question is, does she have the strength to hold the steering wheel? She’s an anorexic toothpick!

  46. Awww…But Jimbo!!!! Ok then.
    So, speaking of anorexics and driving on pills and pot…how in the FUCK do you end up on the wrong side of the freeway? I used to smoke shitloads of pot when I was a teen, and it made me drive so perfect, you know cause you’re all paranoid. This doesn’t add up. Besides isn’t she hooked on A.D.D. medication? Wait look how much I just wrote. No it does NOT mean that I give a shit, it just means I’m procrastinating mowing my lawn, so…blah!!!

  47. I got what some states call a DUI in New Orleans for driving the wrong way down a one way street while absolutely blacked out. Don’t know how I accomplished it, though, so I can’t tell you. Nichole probably feels the same way.

    p.s. in New Orleans, in 2000, “Underaged Driving Under the Influence” was punishable with a $60 fine and you could get up to 4 of them before getting in any real trouble. Yeah Louisiana!

  48. Well, hey, New Orleans is like the party capital of the world. I think they pretty much assume EVERYONE who drives around there is lit.

  49. megsypoo

    im pretty good at steering with my feet

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