Nicole Richie is seeking treatment to figure out why she’s so thin and can’t put any weight on. Her rep says:
“Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.”
“She’s tired of everyone saying you don’t eat, because she does,” a source close to Richie tells People. “She wants to gain weight. It wasn’t anyone saying you have to go do this – it wasn’t an intervention. It was her saying I’m tired of people saying this about me, I’m going to go get some tests. It was a personal decision.”
Unless she has cancer there’s no reason Nicole Richie shouldn’t be gaining weight if she’s eating the way she claims to be eating. I’d buy that it’s her metabolism or genes except that I’ve seen what she used to look like. Her natural state is that of rotundness. Pretending this is a medical condition is about as believable as claiming it’s the work of a magical fairy named Butterscotch she found in her attic.
Jrz – Thanks for the attempt at helping me pull my head out of my ass, I just type like a gimp. I do like orecchiette with some sausage, broccoli rabe, and pecorino romano. I could eat that shit everyday…
Maybe TheSuperfish thinks it’s Saturday?
maybe the Superfish is leaving us to our own devices to see if we a) exist in harmony together today or b) see if this deteriorates into another SJTLQ-esque Friday afternoon monster throwdown.
First – this sounds like the right idea here:
She had her stomach stapled, lost too much weight, and now she’s going in to have the surgery reversed.
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Secondly, bigponie/#88 et.al., – where the FUCK do you all work at? My office is incredibly boring… no drunken boss fucking pregnant sleeping jizzing things going OREITTE here at all. Yawn.
as an aside the photo of the gelfling is absolutely hilrious with those ridiculous fucking shoes at the bottom of those skinny assed chicken legs: http://socialitelife.com/images/2006/10/mko102606_01.php
you rock for posting that – I’m sending that around…
Cole–That little incident happened at a Think Tank in good old Washington, DC. I now work at a much less drunken place–a hospital. Now the only drunks around here are admitted to our psych/addictions ward.
#104 Look around your office- There’s probably some oretties around just waitng for you to notice them.
20 Things You’d Love to Say Out Loud at Work:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I’m out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don’t work here – I’m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don’t understand a damn word you’re saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision – I just don’t give a damn.
14. I’m already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
Who lit the fuse to your tampon?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHA
*INHALES REALLLLLY DEEPLY*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHWAHHHWAHAHHA
*SNORTS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*COUGHS*
HAHAHA
*COUGHS REALLY HARD*
*HOLDS SIDES*
*RUNS TO BATHROOM TO FINISH WHAT STARTED IN PANTIES*
Nice wig to cover her Annorexia induced Hairloss.
Nice Hairpiece under the headband. It sure covers the Annorexia induced hairloss.
Rich- I had a girl who had worked for me a few days “pop” into my office one afternoon. She said, “I thought since we would be working together, we could take some time to get to know each other”. (Fatal error). I replied, “Let’s get two things straight. One, you work FOR me. Two, unless we’re fucking, it isn’t necessary for us to ‘get to know each other’”. She quit two days later.
I remember when I was a dumb bitch. About thirty years ago. When I was TEN.
oh man, i just looked at the most hilarious blog:
http://fuckperezhilton.blogspot.com/
personally, i have a problem with perez hilton. he’s mysoginistic bastard. i refuse to go on his site anymore.
oh boy kids, i just looked at the most hilarious blog:
http://fuckperezhilton.blogspot.com/
personally, i have a problem with perez hilton. he’s mysoginistic bastard. i refuse to go on his site anymore.
#17 First, no I am not a communist. I’m guessing you abbreviated because you are not too smart. Also, I’m pretty sure that Pharoahs, as in Egypt, were not communists, I’m also, going to guess rather accurately again that you are not smart enough to put the two together. Lastly,(for you) obviously someone does want to read my shit–that someone being your unintelligent ass in need of some serious education. #20 I’m not kissing Nicole’s or anyother celebritie’s ass, although I wouldn’t mind kissing hers. So, quit sucking on the tabloid haters dick’s, because I’m certain mine fits much better in your mouth.
Okay she was fat before…Once you been fat before it’s not hard to go back…Unless you had some sort of special surgery…
I can’t believe that, after all this, she STILL denies that she has an eating disorder. Of course, it is also fairly common in anorexia nervosa to be in denial. So who can really know, I guess…
@115-
It’s hysterical how you call someone ELSE “unintelligent” when you cannot even spell “Pharaoh” properly! And seriously, NOBODY wants to read your shit. Stop fooling yourself, you are completely uninteresting, and a HORRIBLE excuse for a troll. So I would suggest that you STFU and go somewhere else, because nobody here gives a flying fuck about your stupid BS. You are not anything new, fresh, or original, we have TONS of asshats like you that come here and post lame shit, so try to find some site that isn’t hip to your pathetic trolling. We’ve seen it before, and it’s been done by people a LOT more skilled, intelligent, and interesting than you (and those people could probably spell PHARAOH).
I will have to admit that it is pretty funny, in an ironic way that I make fun of you for being such an idiot and have my own name misspelled. So, thank you very much for informing me. However, you are still an idiot, maybe not a complete one as I thought before. And, really it is even more ironic that you would write that no one wants to read my shit twice, and respond. I may or may not be interesting to anyone else, but I am most certaintly interesting to you. Pathetic horrible troll. Man, you’re good. You really got me there. Oh, and I think I will go to another site, because you told me to.
yeah, she’s a feak of nature