Nicole Richie seeks weight help, is a liar

October 26th, 2006 // 120 Comments
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Nicole Richie is seeking treatment to figure out why she’s so thin and can’t put any weight on. Her rep says:

“Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.”

“She’s tired of everyone saying you don’t eat, because she does,” a source close to Richie tells People. “She wants to gain weight. It wasn’t anyone saying you have to go do this – it wasn’t an intervention. It was her saying I’m tired of people saying this about me, I’m going to go get some tests. It was a personal decision.”

Unless she has cancer there’s no reason Nicole Richie shouldn’t be gaining weight if she’s eating the way she claims to be eating. I’d buy that it’s her metabolism or genes except that I’ve seen what she used to look like. Her natural state is that of rotundness. Pretending this is a medical condition is about as believable as claiming it’s the work of a magical fairy named Butterscotch she found in her attic.

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Comments (120)

  1. juice_up | October 26, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    first bitches!

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  2. k10 | October 26, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    Wow, first. I’m proud.

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  3. juice_up | October 26, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    she’s a hoooooooo

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  4. k10 | October 26, 2006 at 5:39 pm

    I’d die to look like that though… hah too bad she would too. She didn’t look THAT bad before anyway

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  5. Grobpilot | October 26, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Eat a big, fat, greasy peanut butter and roast pork sandwich (several times a day) and you’ll put on some weight

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  6. Dory | October 26, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    Maybe she doesn’t understand you have to eat more than just lettuce leaves to gain weight…

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  7. LilRach | October 26, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    She looks fine, yeah a little on the skinny side but not anorexic(?) – prove them all wrong Nicole!

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  8. Biancaxx | October 26, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    She’s a drug addict, that’s why she’s so thin. When she was fat, first season of The Simple Life, she was just out of rehab. If you know the patterns of a drug addict, it’s easy to see.

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  9. CelebSlam.com | October 26, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    She’s in there for coke

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  10. krisdylee | October 26, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    She is so full of shit, her eyes are brown.

    Of course she WON’T gain weight, she’s fallen under the spell of so many “stars” in Hollyweird…. You’re only as sexy as the amount of bones you can count protruding from your skin.

    Fuck.

    On another note…
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/tommy-lee-tongue-kisses-dude.html

    Love it…. Tommy and Lukas sitting in a tree….

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  11. Karen Rani | October 26, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    You just wanted to use the word Butterscotch.

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  12. assfacecocknocker | October 26, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    13! bitches!

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  13. cyclopticgaze | October 26, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    One word: TAPEWORM

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  14. assfacecocknocker | October 26, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    shes fukin skinny. i got some meat for her.

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  15. The Pharoah | October 26, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    First of all, the only reason Nicole may look only a little too thin instead of anorexic is because the comparison are of other famous women with eating disorders as well. Also, Nicole was not fat before, the picture of her on the runway is fucking gorgeous. State of rotundness? I really hope you were being sarcastic. If you weren’t though you are a fucking idiot and I hope you live an even more pathetic life than you already are.

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  16. mrs.t | October 26, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    DJ AM back in the boneyard? I enjoy him running out of the one shot….

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  17. BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 6:39 pm

    Hey #15 STFU nobody wants to read your shit here. You a commie?

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  18. BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    I’ve got a suggestion:

    STOP. DOING. METH.

    no charge

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  19. yuckyfresh | October 26, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    have people in the country (and on this site) become so blinded by their own obesity that they think the cow belly walking down the runway looked good? and don’t fool yourself into thinking looking that way is healthy, because it isn’t. she was definitely clinically overweight. not that she looks healthy now (though these pics are the cutest i’ve seen in months). i agree that she probably has a drug problem.

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  20. polypam | October 26, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    To #15 & #7: go over to Perez Hilton if you want to kiss a little celebrity butt with the rest of the teenage twats. If you don’t have a snarky comment, move on from here.

    Christalmighty, it’s amazing what kids come out of the woodwork when the 8th period bell rings and all the latchkey kids get home and jump on the PC.

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  21. BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    #19 read #20

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  22. northstar1 | October 26, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Well, if you look at the pic of her before even with meat on her you can see she has a tiny frame (check out the size of her wrists and ankles!) so perhaps it is more natural for her to be thinner. I don`t believe she should be *quite* this thin, but I don`t believe fleshy is her natural state as such…

    Of course, I think she has gotten this far due to effort rather than nature, but it could always be a thyroid problem I suppose (not saying I actually believe it is though…)

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  23. northstar1 | October 26, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    Well, if you look at the pic of her before even with meat on her you can see she has a tiny frame (check out the size of her wrists and ankles!) so perhaps it is more natural for her to be thinner. I don`t believe she should be *quite* this thin, but I don`t believe fleshy is her natural state as such…

    Of course, I think she has gotten this far due to effort rather than nature, but it could always be a thyroid problem I suppose (not saying I actually believe it is though…)

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  24. Tracie | October 26, 2006 at 7:08 pm

    Pharoah? What the hell is a Pharoah?

    Nicole’s jeans must be a size negative 2, because I’m a size 2 (about 7″ taller than her), and have never been as skeletal looking….ah, wait, I understand it now, she’s buying her hip little duds at Gymboree…

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  25. KiwiBrownn | October 26, 2006 at 7:13 pm

    Leave the girl alone! Perhaps her weight loss really is unintentional. God, I hope it’s cancer.

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  26. outoftown | October 26, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    she neither looks good fat or thin. she’d be best in a happy medium.

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  27. Angry Ferret Jones | October 26, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    I think everyone is missing the creepiest part of this post. In Pic #1 you can actually see her pubes trying to escape from her jeans.

    If you listen close, you can here them begging “Help us! Get us away from this skinny little cunt!”

    Yep. Screaming pubes. That’s what my life has become.

    Fuck.

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  28. gunshotglamour | October 26, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Nevertheless, I find pre-Nicole Richie to be, erm.. how you say “less attractive” then what she is now. Haha.

    (Unfortunately, she seems to have taken to sunglasses that eat her head. Oh darn.)

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  29. pirhan | October 26, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    I love how the guy in the first picture is exiting, exiting quick.

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  30. blar | October 26, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    i think she’s got the hiv

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  31. Kristin | October 26, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    She looked much better with the weight on.

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  32. k10 | October 26, 2006 at 8:36 pm

    HAHAHA #27… but I think it’s her tat… not screaming pubes.

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  33. krisdylee | October 26, 2006 at 9:17 pm

    Man, how does one pull off anorexia? I loooove to eat way too much. If I want that Coffee Haggen-Daas bar with 9000 grams of fat, I eat it.

    I’m not fat, I’m active, great weight, look good, a somewhat cute MILF (I hope!!), and I am not going to deprive myself of great food so my ribs can pass as a xylophone.

    Fuckin’ wacky, man.

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  34. Missallanpoe | October 26, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    Meh, once she reaches a respectable 115 I’ll stop bagging on her hips that seem to poke out alittle too far. She wants to gain weight? SODA, HOTPOCKETS, MAYO, WHITE BREAD, BEER. Hope this isn’t too hard for you to find moron -.- *Dances happily at a perfect 118*

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  35. Triumph Insult Dog | October 26, 2006 at 9:29 pm

    All she has to do is hang out with Oprah for a couple of days and she’ll gain that weight back in no time. Problem solved!…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

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  36. Steeno | October 26, 2006 at 9:44 pm

    she looked better at the perpendicular bisector of here and now

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  37. Angry Ferret Jones | October 26, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    Oh, and since nobody else is mean enough to say it:

    “Nicole, that is THE ugliest fucking purse in the world! Toss that banana-yellow, Michael-Jackson-zipper-having thing in a fucking dumpster.”

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  38. Brain Embolism | October 26, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    @27 – I feel your pain Angry Ferret.

    Fuck… Two fold.

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  39. yuckyfresh | October 26, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    yo barbado, i wasn’t defending nicole, i was insulting FAT PEOPLE!! get it straight.

    NO FAT CHICKS!

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  40. therapture | October 26, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    She looks like a meth head. Period. Typical, very typical, I know, my 1st cousin was into it bad and just got out of her first rehab…it’s a fuckin nasty drug….

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  41. J&M | October 26, 2006 at 10:47 pm

    #27 – Angry Ferret: my word I think you’re right. Her biffer must look like a badly stuffed kebab that’s been rolled around a barber’s shop floor.

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  42. jazzmine | October 27, 2006 at 12:21 am

    Daaamn. Yeah I looked like that when I was using 3balls of crank a day.
    Skeletor’s gonna kill somebody with that sternum.
    And I think the big sunglasses thing has been well beaten into the ground by now.

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  43. rissa | October 27, 2006 at 1:07 am

    i don’t know, it looks to me like she has put on a couple of pounds, her neck bones aren’t sticking out as much in this images. she looks good… i’ll think it’s all bull about her unable to gain weight, i just think she is afraid of getting as big as she was before, which is irrational at most.

    she looks cute here, and she’s with adam…

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  44. Chaste | October 27, 2006 at 2:56 am

    She’d better change her sunglasses : that’s a real “personal decision”..

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  45. mrs.t | October 27, 2006 at 5:03 am

    I’m thinking coke, not meth. Meth trashes your skin so completely and she’s cocoabutter smooth and glowing. (we can at least give her that)

    she should switch to exclusive weed use.

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  46. alteaon | October 27, 2006 at 5:23 am

    Why is it that almost every thread has someone talking about how good they look? Either they have beautiful hair, a great rack, a hot ass, or enviable weight. Good on ya for that, but what does it really matter? It’s not like we can actually see each other.. I just don’t understand it.

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  47. meat-tulip | October 27, 2006 at 5:27 am

    Hell, if she wants to put on weight, all she has to do is turn to the Hungry Man All Day Breakfast. Check out the cholesterol level in that puppy:

    http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

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  48. jrzmommy | October 27, 2006 at 5:36 am

    She’d gain weight if she didn’t have this minor issue of being an enormous vain attention whore. Save your money for a lavish funeral.

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  49. RichPort | October 27, 2006 at 5:51 am

    With Halloween coming, word on the street is her friends (read: hangers-on) are planning on taking her to an extremely frightening house of horrors. It’s a little place they call McDonald’s.

    da duh da dah DAAAAH!!!

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  50. Alex | October 27, 2006 at 6:46 am

    I’d definitely bang that box…I’m talking about DJ AM, of course!

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