Page Six claims Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff because she’s a virgin and refused to sleep with him. And I’m not insinuating anything but now he’s dating Nicole Richie and they’re already serious enough that Nicole’s DUI booking papers reportedly listed Joel as her “emergency contact person.”
I dunno man, if given the choice between having sex with Nicole Richie or not having sex you always go with not having sex. Maybe Joel hasn’t looked at her yet. That might explain things. Because then he wouldn’t know he was sleeping with Gollum. I mean seriously, I’d rather have sex with a campfire than this thing.
It sucks having sex with someone so skinny, they could just snap if your not careful. And i never thought I’d say this but I think Duff is actually pretty likeable right now… then again even I would’t have sex with an acne covered has been almost-rock star.
Looking at/thinking about this emaciated sack of nutrient deprived, decaying organs wrapped in drooping skin makes me want to shove a big plate of greasy burgers and onion rings down her piehole. How could the sight/thought of that make you think about sex? Much less the logistics involved in doing her without accidentally killing her, or merely causing permanent damage. And, no, I’m not a fat chick going on a rant about those who are smaller than me. She’s just gross. Period. Just proves you can find a guy to bang you, no matter how blown out your few brain cells are, or what you do to your body. Must be like poking it in a paper bag with a few dried figs inside.
gapeachrocks, I hope you speak for us all :)
what an awful mental picture you paint though… eugh, ever considered horror writing?
@19 Papa, I touch myself every time I read your posts. Remember that time you bent me over my brothers car?
whoops, correction – just ask my husband once I remove the choker balls from his eyes. He’s switched to that, along with a nose clamp. I don’t know why, he won’t say, he just says he can’t really enjoy himself if his eyes and nose are open when I’m in bed with him.
I’d do her…I reckon.
-Extra from The Simple Life Season 1
stick to your guns hillary!
Whoah!!! what’s with all the negs! Nicole is a fun girl dammit!!! Whatever happened to live and let live. I would rater be rail thin than a 12 sandwich skanky ho like Mariah Carey or a thick leg of lamb like Britney Spears! At least Nicole looks good in all her overpriced! She has good taste in clothes and at the end of the day that’s all that matters!!! Anyone that disagrees with me is a cookie butt or a chubby chaser fetish freak!
Opps sorry #40. Now im blushing…
god some of these comments are really sick.. “put it in soft, get it hard and listen to her hips break” that is just gross that anyone would think that.. im 5″6 and 47 kg and im fit and healthy, just because some of you are fat.. DONT DISS SKINNY PEOPLE
I’d rather fuck gollum than a horse…
There’s nothing hotter than screwing a girl who looks the same from the front and back.
“Are those tits or shoulder blades?”
http://www.hategun.com
I was waiting for that headline to finish. Something like “Nicole Ritchie puts out someone’s eye with her pubic bone” or “Nicole Ritchie puts out fires with her menstrual flow”.
#64 – you are a genius. And a poet laureate. And a fine comedian all rolled into one. Not bad for a troll… take what someone says, elaborate on it & make it dumb. comedy gold, i miss being a teenager who can’t think for themselves.
Now go off to scholl junior, your Dad & I have some unfinished business to take care of in youre mothers bed.
Frenchie – go fuck yourself!
I’ll be the first to admit that my put-downs would be more effective if I were more literate.
Frenchie’s comments in the next Nicole Richie thread are a cut and paste of this one… typos and all.
So she is illiterate, mentally challenged, incapable of figuring out the issue at hand, but she also can’t edit her own cut and paste jobs.
and THAT my friends, is key to livin. yes indeedy.
Troll – if you spent more time learning how to read & write in school, as opposed to hopping on a computer during study hall and hanging with the adults around here, you’d be able to comprehend more effectively.
Now make more use of your time and get your name on the evening news by blowing your brains out in the middle of the football field because you didn’t make the cut once they found out you were a faggot.
See? If I really focus, I can produce run-on sentences. I’m pretty sure that’s what “literacy” means.
Thanks for the admiration, I quite enjoy it : )
**lays back in chair & lights cigar**
**and instantly the room actually smells better**
(btw it’s ‘lies back in chair’)
(“for the most part people are stupid, plain & simple” – can’t argue with that)
Cowards make me cry.
yeah, if i was dating i’d be worried about her putting out….square edges can hurt in bed
This is a ignorant person who made this thread.
What grown woman do you all know of who doesn’t put out? You guys act like Nicole is doing something nobody else is doing.
If Hilary is telling the truth and is still a virgin, just let the right guy come along and she will drop those panties quick.