Nicole Richie puts out
Page Six claims Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff because she’s a virgin and refused to sleep with him. And I’m not insinuating anything but now he’s dating Nicole Richie and they’re already serious enough that Nicole’s DUI booking papers reportedly listed Joel as her “emergency contact person.”
I dunno man, if given the choice between having sex with Nicole Richie or not having sex you always go with not having sex. Maybe Joel hasn’t looked at her yet. That might explain things. Because then he wouldn’t know he was sleeping with Gollum. I mean seriously, I’d rather have sex with a campfire than this thing.