Page Six claims Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff because she’s a virgin and refused to sleep with him. And I’m not insinuating anything but now he’s dating Nicole Richie and they’re already serious enough that Nicole’s DUI booking papers reportedly listed Joel as her “emergency contact person.”
I dunno man, if given the choice between having sex with Nicole Richie or not having sex you always go with not having sex. Maybe Joel hasn’t looked at her yet. That might explain things. Because then he wouldn’t know he was sleeping with Gollum. I mean seriously, I’d rather have sex with a campfire than this thing.
mztry | December 13, 2006 at 11:17 am
SCREAMING FIRST IS DUMB
Drusilla | December 13, 2006 at 11:18 am
Puts out? More like sticks out, what with her sharp little bones barely covered with flesh.
Dcrew220 | December 13, 2006 at 11:18 am
I am not sure what would be scarier to put your peener near … her boney hips, of Duff’s horse teeth???
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minniememe | December 13, 2006 at 11:19 am
sleeping with Nicole would be like sticking your dick in a glass of warm water… contaminated water
cole007 | December 13, 2006 at 11:19 am
I actually did have sex with a campfire instead of Nicole one night. Funny thing is, K-fed popped out and warned me not to play with the fire, but I said, forget it man, can you even see Nicole? I can’t… I’m going with the fire. It’s a sure-thing.
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 11:19 am
So Joel Madden likes little boys who’ve been molested by Steve-O?
weirdo.
amaritimer | December 13, 2006 at 11:20 am
she hangs with paris, of course she puts out!! Pfft! Imagine getting into her skinny, stinky quim? It is most likely to be all leathery with day-old stubble. *shudders*
JungleRed | December 13, 2006 at 11:23 am
Hey, if you’ve been forced into celibacy for what, like 2-3 years, even an ET-looking freak like Nicole is going to start looking pretty good. Don’t begrudge Madden his prison sex.
ImaCracka | December 13, 2006 at 11:24 am
He likes to put it in soft get hard and listen to her hips break…….
Jenster | December 13, 2006 at 11:28 am
I found some wierdo porno blog page that has
all these “fetishes” on there once while i was slacking off from work one day and wouldn’t ya know it, there s a fetish out there for guys who are into anorexics.
I think Joels a candidate. He couldn’t get Hilary any skinnier than she already is now,
so he’s moved on to this Karen-Carpenter wanna be.
polypam | December 13, 2006 at 11:29 am
Nicole may be 85 lbs, but Duff has got to be no more than 90. This dog sure does like his bones.
jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 11:31 am
And next week her emergency contact will be some other random fuck. So what?
VeryLiberating.com | December 13, 2006 at 11:32 am
Ooooooooooh
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 11:33 am
I guess having sex with these creatures requires a special skill, just like the gentle touch required for a delicate young goat, that’s something that you either HAVE or you DON’T.
*required field | December 13, 2006 at 11:35 am
so joel’s been stung by the love bug
mztry | December 13, 2006 at 11:36 am
what venomous nasties
who like to trash
this whispy girl
with so much cash
God Bless Nicole
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 11:39 am
You may STFU at anytime #16, don’t mind us.
Nicole? that you?
raquel | December 13, 2006 at 11:41 am
I feel so sorry for Hilary, she’s such a nice girl with great talent and outstanding moral character. And yet, Nicole has been through so much, I hope she and Joel find happiness together. Good luck, you crazy kids!
PapaHotNuts | December 13, 2006 at 11:41 am
If I hadn’t had sex in 3 years, I’d fuck Lionel Richie.
RoseColoredGlasses | December 13, 2006 at 11:41 am
I acutally like Hilary…just hope she gains weight…but Nicole…ok…I heard once that having sex with someone who is just skin and bones is very painful because there’s no cushin fo’ da pushin!!!
HolisticWisdomcom | December 13, 2006 at 11:43 am
Having sex with a campfire can be dangerous, I recommend using waterbased lubricant. ;-)
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-lubricant.htm
Denimpetal | December 13, 2006 at 11:48 am
hahaha
This dog sure does like his bones.
#11, couldn’t of put it better myself.
You know I love the most of ya guys but c’mon, you THAT sexist?
I’m off to find out manky secrets about said DOG and post em, then we can laugh at all three stupid hollywood idiots
gossipWhor3 | December 13, 2006 at 11:53 am
umm…that having sex with a fire joke was funnier on last week:
http:// .com/post.phtml?pk=1643
Rich From Your Home | December 13, 2006 at 11:56 am
HAHAHA, WHAT A SLUT!
http://www.richfromyourhome.com
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I’d imagine it would be like rubbing your dick up and down a xylophone.
jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 12:12 pm
HAHA!! Rich–funny.
PrettyBaby | December 13, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Rich, hahahaha Ouch
#18 I think you might have the wrong site…
Not from the CIA | December 13, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I was once involved in a dark genetics experiment, where we attempted to graft the genes of a lima bean with a duck and a human. The result was hideous and had to be killed. We gleefully beat it to death with shovels and vowed to never speak of the horror that we created that dark night.
Guess what? Nicole Richie is far, far uglier.
http://www.papparelli.com
mztry | December 13, 2006 at 12:16 pm
# 17- I don’t mind it
If you insult me; not a bit
Insults? so what? call me a name!
I just refuse to do the same!
God Bless Us everyone!
Especially Nicole
EAT A MEAL NICOLE!
Italian Stallion | December 13, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Nichole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are fighting again. Nichole wanted a band for her birthday and asked Paris if she would sing. Paris said she couldn’t do it but would find a good band as a replacement. The band Paris got was ‘Cake’ and Nichole said she didn’t want to have anything to do with ‘Cake’ and that she wasn’t talking to her ever again………
jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 12:19 pm
28–ha HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
Ahhh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Mojo | December 13, 2006 at 12:20 pm
maybe she has a really plump vag,and the comparison between it and her emaciated frame confuse confuse him in a really sexual way.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
www.rumorficial.com | December 13, 2006 at 12:23 pm
So happy to hear that
http://rumorficial.com/
ponk | December 13, 2006 at 12:26 pm
mztry, do you know HerbieFrog? just curious.
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 12:29 pm
@32….doubt it, besides I’ve heard this ‘rexics chics have all sorts of lubrication problems, like the heads on a ’58 Chrysler.
Should you decide to accept such a mission I suggest you bring a quart of Pennzoil.
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 12:39 pm
mztry, please put Earl’s album down slowly and walk away… that’s a good girl…
BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I don’t know why you even try to help ‘em Rich P. she’s prolly hopped up on meth and vicodin.
what a waste
Mojo | December 13, 2006 at 12:52 pm
@35
yea..thats true.But somehow i can’t help but think joel has muttered to himself at least once “So that’s where the food goes”
If it’s true she’s such a teaze.skinny as all hell but lays sideways naked and looks like she’s hiding a big mac between her legs.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Slim, I am a humanitarian above all else. I’ll be hopped up on weed and beer shortly…
DrunkBlogger | December 13, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Wait a minute!!? John Madden was hooking up with Hillary Duff??!!!
I know this isn’t funny at all but I’m appalled!
youtuberoast.com
HollywoodSnark | December 13, 2006 at 1:02 pm
well, she does look better in her mugshot than usual….
http://hollywoodsnark.com
Boogie Monster | December 13, 2006 at 1:39 pm
#40 – Where have you been hiding? They were dating for like 2 years or something!?!?
ob1 | December 13, 2006 at 1:44 pm
@#30 ***crickets chirpping***
kkkramer | December 13, 2006 at 1:44 pm
here’s why joel will dump nicole:
GEORGE: Every time we go out to eat the minute we we’re done eating she’s runnin to the bathroom.
ELAINE: So you’re concerned.
GEORGE: Elaine, of course I’m concerned. I’m payin’ for those meals. It’s like throwing money down the toilet.
mbarkr | December 13, 2006 at 1:45 pm
@19
Sweeeeeeeeeet!
HAHAHAA!!
sjb16 | December 13, 2006 at 1:54 pm
I wasn’t aware you could fuck skeletons but whatever! I guess cemetaries are the new playground for pedophiles.
Gaby | December 13, 2006 at 1:58 pm
she’s evil.
EJ | December 13, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Nicole Ritchie?
Say it with me now:
I’ve had better sex in prison.
cayana | December 13, 2006 at 2:10 pm
#16 tell god to give her a sandwich while he’s at it. And an extra large order of fries and a milkshake.
techclerk | December 13, 2006 at 2:11 pm
What does it say about Hillary Duff that you could get so sexually frustrated you would dump her and then go screw this slut?
Hillary must really be able to put the hurt on ya!