Nicole Richie probably not back in rehab

May 23rd, 2007 // 51 Comments
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The National Enquirer and Star magazine both reported that Nicole Richie re-entered the Beau Monde rehab facility on May 11 to fight anorexia and a painkiller addiction, allegedly “in tears” and claiming to have “lost control of her life.” They also reported she went back in just a few days ago on the 19th. However, her rep is denying the story, telling Us:

“She is not in rehab. She is at home in Glendale. Sobriety is an ongoing process but she is sober.”

This just goes to show you can’t believe everything you read. Unless it’s about me beating up terrorists with my bare hands or breaking the world record for having the firmest ass. Because those are true. Some might even say too true.

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  1. whitegold

    If two reputable news magazines like the Enquirer and Star say it’s true, then it must be true, right. But damn this chick is messed up. And really, rehab for being anorexic? Shit, eat a fucking hamburger and you’ll be cured. Start eating at least 3 full meals a day and you’ll be cured. Just fucking convince yourself to eat?! If you’re sane enough to recognize that you have a problem with anorexia and you can check yourself in to rehab for it, why can’t you just go to the McD’s drive through and eat something?!

    #6 – doesn’t her hair remind you of the look Diaz had in Something About Mary? And we all know what got her hair to look like that.

    #7 – you’re not ever going to hear news like that, because, quite frankly, it doesn’t ever happen.

  2. Guy

    gay guys, maybe

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Look at how tense her neck is. That folks, is what happens when your normal state is one of constant vomitousness. Can’t control that gag-reflex

    She should just strap a toilet to her face.

  4. Chauncey Gardner

    She looks like a Hawkwoman action figure, in both likeness and in size. Also, she is so fucking ugly, I wouldn’t even beat off on her hawkface.

  5. Pope

    1970s Farrah-do called and wants its style back.

    And to slap that skeletor silly for even trying to pull it off.

  6. jus'stupid

    #9 And how would you know how boinking an 11 year old boy feels? I bet they are tight. No fur to get in the way either….

  7. robo

    nice stab at publicity. and it worked! plant a leak that she’s in rehab, then get it stirred up so that the publicist gets microphone time. brilliant.

  8. Pokemon_Johnson

    Cheers to all of you who, like me, HATE those big fucking sunglasses that look so stupid and these retarded looking outfits –

  9. gooniesneversaydie

    Those are sweet shades.

    Technically, they are seven-sided, so that makes them Septagons!

    You dont see septagonst much anymore.

    I wonder what Cisco Adler’s nuts are doing today?

    *sigh*

  10. Like rehab is anyonez
    answer to anything…

    Nicole, Pariz, Brittney, and Lindsay freakz r enough reason for people NOT to have kidz.

    Thankz girlz for acting like idiotz…I will never have kidz…

  11. shakenbake

    AHHGHH! ISS DA DEVILLL

  12. ThatIsGay

    I dont fucking get it. In December and January she had put on about 10 lbs and had the really sexy dark hair and looked fuckable. now she looks bad again.

  13. Kalie Warren

    I think you Britney and paris are pieces of crap though britney is trying to change i am 14 years old i wear a d cup bra you and paris need to leave the boys alone and go to the slaughter house BUFFET gain some and then you have some bitch!!!

  14. Kalie Warren

    ALL YOU GIRL CELEBRITYS MAKE ME SICK CAUSE YOU BOUGHT YOUR WAY INTO FAME YOUR UGLY FAKE AND STUPID THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN WINDSOR, VIRGINIA THAT COULD USE 10 MILLION DOLLARS EVEN 1000 BETTER THAN YOU . AND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY,,,, GET A BOOB JOB AND GO SHARE ALL THE SAME MEN CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE YOU ALL HAVE LEFT OVER BOXES FROM ALL THE GIRL CELEBRITYS

  15. bungoone

    25-26, what the hell are you talking about?

  16. DahliaRose

    Now I know why there are Revolutions. Her sunglasses probably cost more than I make in a year. Add in rehab, clothes, and makeup; I’ll bet it adds up to more then I will make in my lifetime.

  17. Ruby

    Hey 25-26, have you met kelli with an “i” yet? She posts stupid shit too.

  18. one morning…
    she’ll be sitting
    there smoking her
    cig..drinking her
    coffee..and pop=ing
    her pillz………

    and she’ll drop dead
    then we can all laugh
    when it happenz to the
    other skank coke whorez…

    maybe we’ll get lucky
    and all will die at the
    same time…

  19. getyourhandoutofmycat

    # 18 i was just guessing that that’s what fucking this skeletor would feel like….personally i like my men much much older…and legal…

  20. Kate

    “She is not in rehab. She is at home in Glendale. Sobriety is an ongoing process but she is sober.”

    That talks about where she is NOW. Nothing about checking in and immediately checking out. I’m not defending the Enquirer or Star, but apparently there are photos of her checking in.

    I guess what I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be fucking surprised.

  21. adeliza

    #11…especially when you look like Golum! I mean honestly….her mirror must be cracked, or swinging from side to side, or maybe she doesn’t have a mirror. Or maybe she couldn’t read from in between the
    “lines” on her mirror. Geezzz….get some John Lennon specs honey….

  22. If my choices are between believing Star Magazine or believing one of these “Publicsts” I’ll believe the magazine. I believe publicsts origionally said that Nichole, and Mary Kate Olsen were not annorexic, that Paris Hilton was not drinking when she was stopped, and that Lindsay Lohan was not using drugs. They are obviously much more accomplished liars than any magazine.

  23. Kristin

    I’m not sure why this person is in the news, but it’s a shame that she has to battle anorexia in the public eye.
    It’s nearly impossible to get through this with society as a whole constantly attacking how you look, and holding you to an airbrushed photoshopped standard that is impossible to attain.
    I wish her the best. It’s a long road. Been there, done that.
    The only way I got through it was to cut-off connections with those that told me I wasn’t beautiful if I weighed more than 100 pounds (and I’m 5’9″). I had to turn off the TV and stop looking at fashion mags. After awhile I could see these things for what they are–propogandist hype; but for the recovery process, you can’t be around it. How can Nicole Richie, in her lifestyle, ever get away from it?

  24. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    #35 i see your point but I’ve always wondered if being Ano is all because of the media and society then why is it pretty much exclusive to north America? Are there no models in Europe or Asia? No TV or fashion mags there?I think it has to do more with the shallowness of the people we are talking about. If your whole life is how you look and you take pride in nothing else then being ANO is going to be the least of your problems.

  25. WowJustWow

    Barbara Walters really needs to rethink those glasses.

  26. Pepstar

    #36 You have obviously never looked at French or Japanese models. They tend to run even skinnier than American girls.

  27. H.A.L.9000

    i just had a flashback to 1979 & now I can’t find my rollerskates

  28. Leah

    wow. she looks like 25 going on 60. next year she’ll be living in a nursing home.

  29. Kay

    How do you lose control of your life when you do nothing all day? People in Hollywood are such idiots, I’m surprised Darwinism hasn’t taken them out yet. But until then, I’ll be waiting…ready to humiliate their corpses.

  30. captain obvious

    I would guess that she is probably having a meltdown because that hottie Joel Madden, or whatever his name is, supposedly just dumped her boney ass. She was looking healthy for awhile with him, but thats probably because she was in love.

  31. captain obvious

    I would guess that she is probably having a meltdown because that hottie Joel Madden, or whatever his name is, supposedly just dumped her boney ass. She was looking healthy for awhile with him, but thats probably because she was in love.

  32. captain obvious

    …Whoops…I just had my first “DP”…”double post” ;0

  33. Obnoxi-ours

    When did Elton John get so skinny?

  34. doogleberg

    Hey, Nicole…the lead singer for Spacehog called and he wants his sunglasses back.

    *Crickets chriping*

    So nobody besides me remembers Spacehog?
    Shit.

  35. Crap Tonight

    DO NOT look into her eyes

  36. Adam Dee

    She looks like a gremlin

  37. Suzi

    Wow, she really looks like Tootsie in that photo – (Hoffman made a better looking chick though)

  38. Ben

    That’s one ugly bitch. Britney I’d screw. Paris I’d screw even though she’s a lousy lay. Even Lindsay I’d screw. But I wouldn’t touch this nasty skeleton.

  39. trolaay

    those fucking eyes!

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