Nicole Richie prefers shopping to living

November 2nd, 2006 // 72 Comments

  1. ImaCracka

    Man that is one pathetic human being……

    Really just have her stand in front of a mirror and have a line of guys walk by naked…. as she watches their dicks shrivel in disgust maybe she will go eat a burger……

    Just plain nasty…….

  2. @49 HugeAss – Watch what you writing, I have high friends in places.

    When have you heard me talk?

  3. Joshingya31

    Shes not actually shopping, because if their was anything in those bags she wouldnt be able to pick them up. The bones in her arm would snap like dry spaghetti.

  4. ApacheRose

    #49, nope.

  5. Much obliged Apache!

  6. @49: As I’ve said before, Brain Embolism is a reformed troll.

    Lay off.

    hopeless

  7. MollyPoo

    Well, at least she carries around a handbag big enough for them to cart away her carcass in when she croaks while shopping.

  8. cat1993

    people need to stop going around and calling skinny people “anorexic” And how can you wish for someone to die just because they are anorexic sugarplum???Do you have issues with your own weight??Maybe she does have an eating disorder, maybe not! We aren’t her, so we don’t know. Don’t say mean things about her cuz she’s skinny. but nobody knows what she is truly going through. Give the girl a break!

  9. ApacheRose

    Hahahahaaa…

    I’m just going to sit back and watch this one.

    #58, you might want to hope this one goes unnoticed. Also, you’re not terribly familiar with what this site is all about, are you?

  10. no one you know

    Cat- you need to quit shitting in our corner and run back to your litter box where you belong. Just a suggestion.

  11. @56 – Damn, thanks Hopeless!

  12. Sadachbia

    Hey, maybe she’ll die coughing blood. One can only hope.

  13. D'oh Eyes

    Hey Brain, I’m crocheting a tissue box cover for you. What colors would you like?

  14. I think she’s already dead and this is just a used condom wrapper that looks kinda like her.

    http://www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com

  15. 21st century digital boy

    I hate her, but Jesus that image of her legs… She looks like she just stepped out of a concentration camp. Obviously, none of her ‘friends’ or anyone else in her life gives a damn if she ends up dead tomorrow.

  16. aliomali

    Shop until you drop!
    Oops, too late…

  17. sugarplum

    58. I couldn’t be happier with my weight. 114 pounds and 5’5 height. I’m *healthy* and sizzling without even trying.

    And no, no one could ever make me believe she’s got some ‘skinny disorder’ beyond her grasp. I study nutrition and know an anorexic/bulimic when I see one. Nobody lives off coffee for months just because they want to stay awake. I’m not even going on the details here.

    She’s being STUPID and making everyone suffer for it. Her dad takes her to rehab and what does she do? She checks out. She’s DELIBERATELY killing herself, and everyone who loves her has to suffer for it.

    She needs to stop being a dumb selfish ass and start taking care of herself.

    People are sick of having to see her look worse every week. People are tired of it. If she won’t take the help that people are trying to give her then yes she’s better off getting the innevitable over with.

    There’s little girls out there wearing red bracelets, starving themselves to death and using her sick pictures and magazine covers to help them stay on the anorexic track.

    She’s encouraging this kind of sick behaviour amongst teens all over. They have seen her go from slightly plump to bones, just how much she flaunts it around and all the media attention she’s been given, they aren’t blind.

    Girls need real women to look up to, not these bony skanks the media keeps proliferating.

    And here’s a bit for you, real naturally skinny people have always been skinny. Go search for pictures of young Nicole and let me know if you find one of her looking like she does now.

  18. Kendo_Bunny

    Thought- maybe instead of anorexia, she just has an out-of-control tapeworm.

    Or a whole colony of tapeworms.

  19. There was a study conducted with monkeys that showed calorie restriction lead to a longer, healthier life.

    God damn it, Nicole Richie is going to live forever.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  20. Anorexia is fucking hilarious. Put a red nose on her and she’d make a great clown.

    Though I have to admit I find cancer funnier. More predictable too.

  21. wow, maybe she figured it’d be cheaper to just shop herself out of the funk

  22. Nicole is one celeb who looks lovely dark haired, she is so pretty, some just look lovely blonde then they go dark and you think, man she is ugly without her blonde hair, not so with Nicole, she is stunning.

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