Oh baby, those legs are so S E X Y!!!
She should try food shopping……….
She looks so much better in her reflection!! That’s hilarious! I think this is the first documented case of a person looking better in a distorted reflection on record. THAT’S IT!! Maybe when Paris got pissed off at her she secretly replaced all of Nicole’s full lenght mirrors with fun house mirrors and she really doesn’t have any idea that she looks so skinny!!!
Wait a minute, a sign that says “Labor Day Sale” and Nicole’s looking at bikinis? Are these recent pics?
Since she’s wearing the stupid red string, I assume her diet consists mainly of Kabbalah water.
$80,000 a month for rehab? How much did she make doing the “Simple Life”?
Man she’s an idiot. But those bones jutting out are so sexy.
P.S. The Angry Ferret has a new post up!
It would be like fucking a pile of coat hangers…
Oh Yeeeah, I almost forgot. There’s an all new My Name Is Earl on tonight at 8e/7c on most of your CBS stations.
“Made a Lady Think I Was God
Earl confronts number 12 on his list when Joy needs a restraining order lifted to improve her image; Earl disguises himself as the voice of God.”
She’s damn close to just withering away
I offer a limerick:
There once was a chick named Nicole
so skinny, she looked like a pole.
she ate a celery stick
then got real real sick
and ended up puking out her soul.
Rest in peace, Nicole … your time is coming.
Just between the 200 of us, I prefer shopping to living, too.
Death has a dignity all it’s own Nicole.
embrace it….it’s your destiny.
Emperor Palpa…err…Barbado The Slim
Nicole, for the last time- you are a fat fucking pig and need to lose more weight!
HI GUYS! Nichol Richie here! Hey-A! I’m here to comment on how my body rejects everything except cocaine and large doses of oil-based paint. And yes I know I’m getting a little under-weight, thanks for pointing that out. But that’s okay, because I have the perfect solution. I’m gonna bring my skinny-ass to McDonalds right now and help myself to a McWater and a McShut-the-fuck-up. Because I’m boring as hell.
I wish she’d pull a Karen Carpenter already, this shit is tired.
She really broke out of rehab because if she had stayed in, it would’ve been a full 4 days of no new paparazzi shots and the attention whore didn’t want to be out of the public eye that long.
Plus, she just HAD to have the latest ugly Balenciaga bag. Dur.
fall leaves chilly breeze
choc’late cashmere spiced velvet
whet my appetite
yummy down on that, basho
Sexy like gonorrhea.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I don’t find rotting skeletons attractive.
Jesus Nicole, just die already.
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