Nicole Richie pisses off PETA

November 28th, 2006 // 62 Comments
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The fashion gurus at PETA have named Nicole Richie their worst dressed celebrity.

“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.” Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,” PETA says, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.” “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list. Opines PETA: “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.”

I’m begining to think this is all just a popularity contest. I mean I walk around wearing fur coats all the time and I still can’t make their stupid list. I don’t even kill the animals, I just staple them to my jacket. A fresh fur coat is a stylish fur coat is what I always say.

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  1. Googolygoo

    Um, HotBlewGoo, get over yourself. You are very obviously a PETA member and a complete idiot like the rest of the those militant, chain-themselves to cages, hairy-pitted, Birkenstock-wearing assholes. You “just had to create an account to sign in and comment”? Yeah, right.
    You’re like the religious freak who trolls the boards for the “most offensive” site to post hellfire and brimstone and save souls.
    Go eat some veal. Rare.

  2. superstar

    Whenever I look at her, she reminds me of a robot with skin and bones…real bones that stick out the skin :/
    Soon her head will shrink since her glasses get bigger every month!

  3. superstar

    I feel sorry for those poor animals…fucking PETA!!!

  4. SorryToMaria

    Very eloquent there, PETA. Next time try figuring out which celebrity you’re trashing before you commence. Ashely Olsen isn’t the anorexic one.

    PS- PETA does a lot of non publicized ~**~bad things~**~, for the record.

    Example: Unable to stomach the thought of a puppy or kitten being given to a loving owner, the thoughtful and intelligent people at PETA decided to kill them and throw them in dumpsters instead.

    I mean, after all, that adoring 5 year old would have tortured that poor animal. He/she might have even killed it!

    ….point taken? thought so.

  5. yeah, she’s such a freakin bitch – can’t she just OD or something?

  6. wow

    peta sucks: yes
    but fur is murder and nobody should wear it… fur isn’t even pretty, it’s a fucking dead animal… it’s disgusting…. you might as well wear a dead human on you since you going for the eww factor

  7. wow

    peta sucks: yes
    but fur is murder and nobody should wear it… fur isn’t even pretty, it’s a fucking dead animal… it’s disgusting…. you might as well wear a dead human on you since you going for the eww factor

  8. wow

    #49, PETA kills animals to show killing animals is wrong.. just accept that.. peta sucks just as much as wearing fur and eating meat sucks

    peta is giving a bad name to all the other animal activists in the world…

    they’re retarded and stupid…

    their means DO NOT justify their ends in any way whatsoever

    i hate fur wearing people too,but i would never throw paint at it…obviously if they have the first one they can afford the second one and they will buy it and peta has just made the situation worse… GREAT

  9. wow

    #49, PETA kills animals to show killing animals is wrong.. just accept that.. peta sucks just as much as wearing fur and eating meat sucks

    peta is giving a bad name to all the other animal activists in the world…

    they’re retarded and stupid…

    their means DO NOT justify their ends in any way whatsoever

    i hate fur wearing people too,but i would never throw paint at it…obviously if they have the first one they can afford the second one and they will buy it and peta has just made the situation worse… GREAT

  10. wow

    #49, PETA kills animals to show killing animals is wrong.. just accept that.. peta sucks just as much as wearing fur and eating meat sucks

    peta is giving a bad name to all the other animal activists in the world…

    they’re retarded and stupid…

    their means DO NOT justify their ends in any way whatsoever

    i hate fur wearing people too,but i would never throw paint at it…obviously if they have the first one they can afford the second one and they will buy it and peta has just made the situation worse… GREAT

  11. Izzy

    fur is wrong. faux fur is just as good you stupid shit. it takes 11 times less energy than real fur to manufacture. youre weird, liking wearing dead corpses on you?
    hope you fucking rot in hell

  12. I am very disappointed in PETA for showcasing this book and Victoria Beckham out of all people! I care about animals but promoting anorexic women in their name. Disgusting!

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