Nicole Richie pisses off PETA

November 28th, 2006 // 62 Comments
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The fashion gurus at PETA have named Nicole Richie their worst dressed celebrity.

“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.” Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,” PETA says, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.” “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list. Opines PETA: “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.”

I’m begining to think this is all just a popularity contest. I mean I walk around wearing fur coats all the time and I still can’t make their stupid list. I don’t even kill the animals, I just staple them to my jacket. A fresh fur coat is a stylish fur coat is what I always say.

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  1. sonreesa

    yawn……and? celebs wear fur…big fucking whoop.

  2. superficially

    I’m first…..

  3. superficially

    I’m first…..

  4. superficially

    i totally suck at this

  5. tits_on_snack

    Ahaha. Nobody with three functioning brain cells in their head gives a flying shit what PETA says.

    Nicole wore fur. Whoop de do. PETA faced 50 felony charges in North Carolina, after police caught them killing adoptable pets (including puppies and kittens) and tossing their bodies into a grocery-store trash dumpster.

    http://www.petakillsanimals.com

    PETA are nothing more than celeb-ass-kissing money mongers who think that people shouldn’t even be allowed to own pets, and demonstrate this fact by brainwashing people who obviously don’t have anything more important to do with their lives into taking off their clothes in public and sitting around in cages.

  6. Binky

    At least the PETA people seem to have hired some writers.

  7. RichPort

    What are those PETA fucks mad at? It’s not like she’s eating the fuckers. Ever notice how they never go after rappers or basketball players? So Mr. O’Neal, you wanna be a 350lb 7-footer with a fur trench to match??? Eat my red paint!!! PETA is a bunch of fucking pussies.

  8. jrzmommy

    What about that fucking Lassie? Always wearing fur…..even when it’s 100 degrees out. And she has a snout that would stop an army.

  9. Xopher.tm

    When PETA stops killing animals, and when they cease trying to take away our pets (and euthanizing them), then maybe – just maybe – someone will give a shit.

    http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

  10. jrzmommy

    hey, Rich, ever notice how you and I seem to post next to each other? And no one has ever seen us in the same room at the same time? Maybe we’re Michael and Janet Jackson?

  11. crabbie

    Shouldn’t PETA be protecting Nicole?

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  12. JungleRed

    Worst dressed list? PETA? She’s gonna have to do better than that if she wants to drag any attention away from the Spears-Hilton-Lohan train wreck. Good luck with that you human pez dispenser.

    PS. Is she morphing into Lohan with those leggings and bad extensions?

  13. RichPort

    Jrz – That’s some freaky Matrix shit… which one are you, Michael or LaToya? If I had a gun in my mouth and was forced to choose, I’d mumble “ladoya, ladoya” myself.

  14. chelsea_423

    Fuck PETA. I’m not one to defend fur-wearers or people like Richie or the Olsen twins, but it seems pretty low to make fun of their weight when they’re supposed to be criticising the fact that they wear fur. This sounds like it was written by bitchy 13-year-old girls.

  15. jrzmommy

    Rich…I’m not making any “If I had a — fill in the blank– in my mouth, I’d mumble ‘Muckulf’” jokes because that’s like a crime against children.

  16. deyanira_spain

    OMG!

    that’s a BIG head!

    a big bad dressed head xD

  17. Anyone who pisses of PETA is A-ok in my book. Friggin nazis.

  18. jrzmommy

    16–it was written by bitter Twinkie- scarfin’ gay-man fatties.

  19. ponk

    well at least we now know that Brit is fur-less.

  20. PETA can suck my sack. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to order a 21 piece bucket at KFC…and eat it all in one sitting.

    ZING!

    http://edquarters.blogspot.com

  21. HollyJ

    Weird that you guys are criticizing the way PETA writes their articles, when it sounds EXACTLY the way the Super dude would write it, verbatim.

    Fuck people that wear fur, PETA or not. There are far better ways to try to show the world that you’re tacky nouveau riche.

    Fuck the moronic Nicole and Eva, fur or not.

    LOL @ 21

  22. PapaHotNuts

    She could make a full length coat out of one dead baby hamster’s fur.

  23. RichPort

    #22 – Great idea. Let’s stand outside of their offices and hurl chicken bones at them. Any of you from the third world who’d like to fuck sheep in front of their headquarters are welcome to. Fuck, I’ll even throw in the velcro gloves.

  24. jrzmommy

    25–heh!
    Holly, shush it. and I mean zip it, lock it and stuff it in your pocket.

  25. Shouldn’t PETA be saving animals?

    http://www.celebslam.com

  26. NipsyHustle

    Peta can suck the cheese out of an uncut cock for all i care. there are bigger things to worry about than anorexic girls trying to stay warm. it’s OBVIOUS they need extra protection from chilly air. Duh!

    if it makes them feel better, i plan on having car seats made out of nicole once she dies from her AIR ONLY diet. she’s got the best looking leather around these days.

  27. NipsyHustle

    Peta can suck the cheese out of an uncut cock for all i care. there are bigger things to worry about than anorexic girls trying to stay warm. it’s OBVIOUS they need extra protection from chilly air. Duh!

    if it makes them feel better, i plan on having car seats made out of nicole once she dies from her AIR ONLY diet. she’s got the best looking leather around these days.

  28. Italian Stallion

    When I went to the zoo, I noticed the monkey’s would clean each other by picking the bugs out of each others hair. However, I didn’t know celeberties could hire them to walk behind them and do it at all times………..

  29. ponk

    lmao stallion

  30. Hotblueglue

    Ok, I just had to create an account to sign in and comment on the dreck most of you have posted regarding PETA and their words about Nicole, et al. I agree with 23. At least be consistent for Chrissakes. You all are showing your true lack of brains and ability for critical thinking by bashing PETA on this one, dumbasses. PETA writes a completely credible and appropriately sassy paragraph on a vapid, looser celeb and now you’re all hopping MAD about it?!?! Why the hell are you reading this celeb gossip blog, pray tell? No matter what your opinions of PETA may be, most of your arguments fall flat on this — point blank. And PUHLEEZ spare me the PETA kills animals shite. Here’s a dollar — go buy a clue. Or at least go peruse the right-winger windbag blogs…

  31. ponk

    32. The blog site for people with superior intellect and critical thinking skills is at http://www.superiorIntellect.com This site is for people who can laugh at all of the inanities.

  32. jrzmommy

    32–zip, lock, pocket.

  33. jrzmommy

    Do we have our new bitch?

  34. thebor

    To quote the great Charles Barkley, “Animals are only good for two things, eatin and wearin”.

    You know plants are alive too, what about that Peta lovers.

  35. tits_on_snack

    LMAO @ 32.
    Yeah. It’s because I frickin love celebrities so much, and wanna flock to their rescue against meanies like PETA.
    Not because I think PETA’s a bunch of money-grubbing asshole lunatics. Now go eat your thanksgiving tofurkey leftovers.

  36. Hotblueglue

    FYI y’all — I’m not a member of PETA, nor am I a vegetarian. However, I can’t help but call out lameness and dumbness once in a while when I see it. And most of the comments on this post are supreme examples of both the aforementioned qualities. PS: 35, I’d be honored to be named New Bitch on the Block. Seriously.

  37. ponk

    you want ‘lameness and dumbness’? ask yourself why you come to a site and try to educate people that here only to be entertained.

  38. tits_on_snack

    Hotblueglue smells like poo and looks like it too lolololololololololol fuck I make myself lmao with my cunning wit. That’s why I come here – to a site about celebrities called “the superficial”, so I can have deep conversations about intellectual matters, and impress people with my bra1n powerZ!!!.

  39. Hotblueglue

    Ponk, tits, etc., I ain’t tryin’ to educate nuthin’ or no one. What gives you that idea? I just wanted to opine with the rest of yous. But I gotta run now, I’m late for my frontal lobotomy…

  40. tits_on_snack

    o noes!

  41. NicotineEyePatch

    Aside from the crazy antics of PETA that I am just learning about, I could give a rat’s ass about Nicole Ritchie’s fashion sense, which up to this point has been clearly the work of an anorexic cokehead or two.
    But the rat’s ass thing gives me an idea for a hat…. or a coat, in Nicole’s case.

  42. peoplesuck

    PETA does crucially important work. It’s too bad – but not surprising – that so many of you are unenlightened.

  43. sexybitch

    Sorry, hotblue, peoplesuck, but PETA are a bunch of hothead extremists.

    All extremists should be shot!

  44. Good grief, who from PETA has such an unprofessional way of speaking about this?

    I know they are great for sticking up for animals, but to rip someone apart like that only shows a lack of social etiquette and is a poor example of how a professional organization should represent itself.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  45. WTF is she supposed to “fill out her frame” with? Celery and peas?

    Fuck you PETA.

  46. jrzmommy

    Nah…..hotbluegoo or whatever, we all met last night in an emergency, closed-door session and we’d rather you just go back to where you came from than be the new bitch.

  47. Hotblueglue

    Are you guys aware that PETA is like the biggest celeb cause magnet in Los Angeles? At the PETA benefit last year on the Paramount lot you couldn’t swing a dead cat without hitting an A-lister. Are you all living in the Midwest or something?

  48. Caitlin

    #6. If PETA didn’t want people to own pets, why would they sell pet food, pet toys, pet blankets, etc? Right now they’re providing shelter to thousands of pets who will have to survive cold winters outside.

    Regardless of how you feel about PETA. They do do a lot of good. Can you say the same? And at least get your facts straight before becoming so opinionated.

  49. Lagoon

    right on #50

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