Nicole Richie pisses off PETA

Superficial | November 28, 2006 - 10:00 am

The fashion gurus at PETA have named Nicole Richie their worst dressed celebrity.

“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.” Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,” PETA says, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.” “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list. Opines PETA: “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.”

I’m begining to think this is all just a popularity contest. I mean I walk around wearing fur coats all the time and I still can’t make their stupid list. I don’t even kill the animals, I just staple them to my jacket. A fresh fur coat is a stylish fur coat is what I always say.