Nicole Richie picks on 11 year old

Okay, sure, it’s Nicole, we should expect this from her– however– What if it was a twenty-something male “TV personality” who walked up to an 11 year old girl and asked her if she thought he was a FILB (Father I’d like to Blow)? It would be a shitstorm.

When you consider that in her circle of friends 11 is probably old to still be a virgin you can see where she is coming from. :)

Seriously though, she was so much cuter when she used to eat.

What a fucking joke. You know that if this happened to anyone else they’d be arrested, their home would be searched…and their computer confiscated, right? I mean, who knows what else would happen. It does not surprise me that she got away with it… fucking bitch… anything for ratings.

#46, LOL!!!! Classic

For those interested, THIS is what Nicole Ritchy will look like in a few years.

http://www.csustan.edu/Art/Gallery/Data/CurrentExhibitions/CarolChanning/parts/Image1.jpg

Do you dissagree?!?!?!

Entalowesi mugambaram chandu chandu eplu!! “Carrot Top” HA HA HA HA HE!

The scary thing she thought it would be funny to say this to an 11 year old boy. After all she looks like one, and her brain hasn’t really matured all that much since she was 11.

#46 Amen to that sister. You know people in Africa try not to look like this and we have a ton of stupid lollipop headed girls who want to look starved and play dumb blondes in Hollywood. What is wrong with this country?!

#53

Uhhh, that’s a little harsh, don’tcha think? I seriously doubt that any ‘regular’ person would have to suffer through the following:

“they’d be arrested, their home would be searched…and their computer confiscated, right?”

Besides, you missed the part where it said that the kid’s parents haven’t pressed charges. I’m sure this isn’t a priority case for the local DA. Also, you know Nicole probably cut the parents a check for them to not file charges. Frankly, I’d take a couple hundred bucks in exchange for my kid hearing the f-word for the “first” (yeah right) time at age 11. Either that kid is extremely sheltered or he’s lying. Either way, they can put the money in his college fund or buy him a go-cart or some shit.

oops, that should have read a couple hundred *thousand* bucks. My values are only for sale if the price is right.

#55 spindoc
only if she starts eating again. but i doubt that. someone needs to start a group, called “feed nicole,” and everytime she has a public appearance, the group will all throw cheeseburgers and milkshakes at her. of course, we’ll have to tell her one contains a pound of blow, but oh, the fun we’ll have watching her tear through them to find it!

#55 – Ok I’ve already complimented you twice today! What are you doing to me? Where do you get this stuff? Because it’s GOOD!

Has anyone seen a side pic of her? Does she have extensions in to make her hair look full from malnutrition?
BTW – She was like #2 on the E! Celebrity Slim-Down, which I find disgusting. No wonder 11 year-old girls (and maybe boys) are not letting a crumb pass their lip when that’s the praise she gets for starving herself.

Here’s a solution to anorexia and bulimia:
don’t let your children watch television or read magazines. My exgirlfriend was anorexic and almost died.

Here are some differences between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton.

1. Richie hasn’t ‘flashed’ her tits at anyone, yet.

2. She hasn’t stolen any rich guys as of yet.

3. She hasn’t tried making out with any hamburgers, or a car for that matter.

4. She’s skinny and probably would make a great stick for a kite.

5. ‘Authored or co-authored’ a book based on herself and Paris.

6. Hasn’t gone as low as Paris to have sex anywhere degrading, though she’ll probably go for the backseat of a car.

Paris Hilton

1. Flashed her tits many times.

2. From the commercial she made, looks to be, that she was about to have sex with the Spicy Hamburger, after a good wash down on herself and the car.

3. Showed her herpes-infected muskrat (a clothed muskrat, thank god) at the Tao.

4. Dumped who-knows-how-many men and still keeps on taking those that have women of their own.

5. ‘Authored’ two books that can be used in many ways besides wiping your ass with.

6. Having sex in a porta potty with the former boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan.

7. Relieving herself in the back of a taxi cab.

If I’m wrong on any of this, I’m sorry, but my TV has been out for quite a long while, and I only get an intiution of not liking celebrities that I see on the web; not to mention those that give a really bad image to those that admire them.

Regarding #55′s comment, I must
say that to compare Carol Channing
to Nicole Bitchie is a HUGE slight
to Miss Channing, who, unlike
Miss Bitchie, has REAL talent!
gossipmonger

that’s just creepy…