Nicole Richie reportedly passed out at Hyde Sunday morning just before 2am after she had been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan for about 20 minutes. An employee approached Nicole and her friends and told them he was calling 911 but sources say they told the employee not to and that they’d take Nicole to the hospital. They left through the back door but sources can’t confirm whether she went to the hospital or not.
Guess the weight treatment thing isn’t working out so great. Here’s a fun fact: gaining weight only works when you actually participate and eat. I’m starting to think Nicole Richie just doesn’t realize what eating actually means. She’s telling all her friends she’s eating but when she goes home she’s just napping on a pile of cereal boxes.
BigJim | October 30, 2006 at 2:40 pm
What was she passing out? Weed? Free blow jobs? What?
SoupaSarah | October 30, 2006 at 2:41 pm
First!! yesssss
theblemish.com | October 30, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Hey, don’t knock osmosis. It got me through a lot of classes in school. Put the book to your head and partial differentials will all of a sudden make sense.
http://theblemish.com
BigJim | October 30, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Take that, bitches! I was first and actually made a comment (although admittedly, it wasn’t all that funny of a comment).
SoupaSarah | October 30, 2006 at 2:42 pm
shit :( 2nd :(
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | October 30, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Hmm, that happens sometimes when Lindsay uncrosses her legs.
BigJim | October 30, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Osh, you dirty slut (and I mean that in the nicest possible way). Where the hell have you been?
Shooting illegal Canadian immigrants trying to sneak over the border?
biatcho | October 30, 2006 at 2:49 pm
And that’s why you don’t eat blow sandwiches…
ponk | October 30, 2006 at 2:55 pm
she probably passed out from carrying that purse around. Good God, you could fold her up and stuff her inside of that (or you could just fold her up and stuff her).
herbiefrog | October 30, 2006 at 2:56 pm
ok, she can walk by herself
next?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | October 30, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Big Jim, it’s not me, it’s an imposter. The real osh is tied up in my basement trying to eat her way out of her leather bindings – slippery little slut that she is. Well, back to the basement to fill her water dish with my urine. Ya’ll have fun!
CelebSlam.com | October 30, 2006 at 3:04 pm
She probably wouldn’t pass out if she consumed something called calories
http://www.celebslam.com
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Maybe she dropped her napkin at her feet when pretending to eat, reach down in between her legs and got a whiff of her own putrid, drying femininity, reaching the same fate as many pedophiles who’ve visited before.
miss.minxy | October 30, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Not this twig again! Of course she didn’t go to a hospital because if she did, they would force feed her until she gained an extra 10-15 pounds.
Shaun | October 30, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Haha poster # 6. I was going to mention something along those lines but you already said it.
If Nicole had 1 Canadian, Molson X beer she would be on the floor. Not even, any Canadian beer and it would be over. :-)
http://www.digital-six.net
Ed Bambrick | October 30, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I cannot believe how fucking overweight she is. Her fucking fat ass needs to go on a diet NOW!
whackjob | October 30, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Blohan’s effect on others, makes them pass out. The good part about bag-o-bones passing out on you is she’s easy to carry out the door (just bend her over and pick her up like a six pack). (with all possible respect to a very old, bad joke).
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 3:54 pm
@4 BigJim – Yeah, but you didn’t actually say you were “FIRST” at the #1 post.
So in hindsight, SoupaSarah was first.
You see the logic?
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 3:57 pm
@4 – P.S. If it’s any consolation, post #1 was a tad funny!
freakspeely | October 30, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Somewhere that Zoe hag is rubbing her hands together and giggling maniacally over Nicole’s latest “success.”
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 4:15 pm
if she was with linsday for 20 mins she probably got too much 2nd hand skank air and passed out due to badness when combined with her own skinny skank enzimes.
fucking classy | October 30, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Good god.
So many people STARVING in this world and this ugly-assed skank gets all the publicity for REFUSING TO EAT.
She looks like a fucking twig.
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 4:25 pm
i think she should giv a few lessons to big fat chiks that eat too much cos they heaps fat. no fat chix!
Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 30, 2006 at 4:35 pm
This is really scary. Not only is she so severely malnourished but toss in alcohol or drugs and she’s truly not going to live much longer. It’s so sad too, I love Nicole – she was my fav on the Simple Life. If she is really and truly eating and not doing drugs, then she has got something really serious wrong with her :(
Jade
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
Everyone LOVES the Gossip Girls!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 30, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Passing out is a good start. Now take it to the next level and die. You ugly chicken bone of a skank.
Ambassador of Sexy | October 30, 2006 at 6:30 pm
#25
Hey, hey, now. Let’s not insult chickens.
At least they’re good for something. I don’t think I could eat Nicole Richie without choking on my own vomit.
seyoboy | October 30, 2006 at 6:31 pm
She is so thin ,
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
Italian Stallion | October 30, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Hanging out with Lohan for twenty minutes and then passes out? That doesn’t sound like coke to me, they must have been snorting herion. I know because I sold it to them. I only put air in Lohans needle but she must not have used it. I didn’t do that to Nicole though, that bitch will be dead in a week anyway…………
Reid | October 30, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Well, at least we’ve learned that exposure to Lindsey Lohan can be potentially fatal after twenty minutes.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
Reid | October 30, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Well, at least we know that exposure to Lindsey Lohan can be fatal after periods of twenty minutes.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
andrew-film | October 31, 2006 at 5:06 am
Passed out after hanging out with Lindsay Lohan for about 20 minutes? She’s curiously strong. As the mint.
jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 6:16 am
that musta been some major fucking happy dust those girls were tootin because good ol’ Linds lost her mind in her Escalade later that morning.
James | October 31, 2006 at 8:22 am
She saw how huge my dick was and it overwhelmed her. I guess she’s never had a real man before. Well Nicole if you weren’t such a whore you might have had a shot with me. HAHAHA.
86 | October 31, 2006 at 9:07 am
Nothing makes me laugh harder than someone calling Nicole Ritchie a fat cow. I don’t know why.
texas chainsaw mascara | October 31, 2006 at 11:53 am
i would most likely fake passing out if i had to spend 20 minutes with lindsey lohan.
Spindoc | October 31, 2006 at 12:40 pm
The thing is…
Who do you actually know who was not out binge drinking that actually passed out? People haven’t regularly passed out since women stopped wearing Whale bone corrsets. She is a hideously malnourished freak of nature. Definitly at the top of any smart betters celebrity “Soon to die” list.
HollywoodSnark | March 22, 2007 at 12:06 pm
meh, he shouldn’t have even bothered calling or doing anything
poker | November 15, 2007 at 12:06 pm
If I would be her and see myself in the mirror, I’ll do the same thing.
london of links | March 25, 2010 at 10:07 pm
he shouldn’t have even bothered calling or doing anything
MBT Shoes | April 16, 2010 at 9:08 pm
hei