Nicole Richie owns her dad

#46

Those pictures only prove she’s a fat bitch.

she looks a lot better than she did when she was obese.

ladies: take note

I can’t say I dislike Nicole Richie. She was smart enough to know that hanging with a moron like Herpe Hilton was a monumental waste. I knew the nanosecond she came on TV with Paris that it was only a matter of time until she developed an eating disorder. Being in the public eye with some chubs on you is the best diet in the world. That’ll cure what ails ya.

I’m getting here late, but re: the soaps/programs, my grandma always calls them “stories”. Let me use it in a sentence: “Honey, get yourself a Fresca and come watch my stories with me.”

What can I say? We’re country. Or was it cunt-y?

50
You can. It’s called anorexia.

Does nobody remember she was a fat chunky pork chop when the Simple Life first started???? Fatty succumbed to the pressures to be thin… aaawwww…..

55

I think the word you’re searching for is “cuntry”*.

*Registered Trademark, Krisdylee, 2006.

#0 i think she
is looking
happier

and
for that
i
am feelng
happier

come on babe, we can do it :)

together :)

Sad…she has ISSUES for shur….

Argh, argh, ARGH.

What the FUCK is with those sunglasses? How can anyone possibly think they look good? Why is this sort of thing in style? Why doesn’t someone do her a favor and rip those off her face and smash them with a hammer?

Why, god, WHY??

#45

A pedophile…..I think NOT sicko.

Lionel is such a manbitch. You would think after all the mileage on his cock odometer he would be able to recognize and appreciate the power of cocaine to consume and dominate a persons life. What was he a fucking alien in the 70s and 80s….I dont think so….ever heard of a little song called dancing on the ceiling?

ribs showing ABOVE the boobs is not normal nor healthy, and i cant think for the life of me who can find that ‘sexy’. she is far too thin and all of you people who think that she looks good have some serious distortion going on!

scroll through these pictures and then decide if she looks better skeletal or with a bit more weight on her.
http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50001-1185835-1,00.html

How the hell can Lionel Shitney afford a cruise? Wasn’t his last hit song like 20 years ago? That’s it, I am changing careers and becoming a mediocre 70′s and 80′s has-been!

I have already become a mediocre 80′s has-been and it’s really paying off! I have a starved sense of self, big penis, and no more money – oh wait, that’s Skreetch from saved by the bell on Howard Stern last week.

Geez my dad only promised to buy me a pair of guess jeans (in the 80′s) if I got an “A” in Math.

We need to help her! Check out these tshirts and get the word out that she needs to be fed!

http://www.feedhollywood.com/tshirts.html

Predictions for 2007: Nicole and Paris make up, and the media shoves the whole thing down our throats…and Lionel Richie makes a huge comeback with some new party music, since, let’s face it, we are basically re-living the 80′s right now, just with cooler electronics.

We can look forward to this incentive occuring and making magic, Nicole will wake up too herself and relise shes been trying to satisfy herself Superficially to much. And what she really lacks isnt just weight but true satisfaction to know who she is. She will realise theres more to live for than missing out on who you really are.And she will start to find her self again, she has alot of cathing up to do. Good Nicole.