Lionel Richie has reportedly promised to give Nicole Richie and her friends a Caribbean yacht cruise if she puts on some weight. A source tells the London Sun:
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lovesIT | June 19, 2006 at 1:08 pm
oh god i am so tired of nicole!!!
ryan69 | June 19, 2006 at 1:09 pm
first!!! amy and claire check me out! nicole richie is gay.
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Nicole, you theiving bitch! You stole my grandma’s glasses! You KNOW she can’t watch her soaps without them!
lovesIT | June 19, 2006 at 1:12 pm
you’re not first sweetie….and that’s really obnoxious….almost as obnoxious as the sunglasses nicole is wearing
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 1:13 pm
I tried to starve myself once to get what I wanted from my dad and all I got was a beating. What can I say? We’re country!
Can you starve yourself and still be a fruit-salad head?
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 1:14 pm
#3 – I love when old people call them their “programs.”
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Better idea, Lionel; instead of rewarding her for her anorexia, why don’t you just lock her up in one of those rehab places? FORCE-FEEDING. That’ll teach her to quit starving herself.
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 1:16 pm
#5
Yes, as long as you don’t EAT the fruit salad, you’re fine.
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 1:18 pm
She can gain the weight while she’s there if she just gets STOOOOOOONED and eats for, like, two weeks on a ship. She can afford the best shit that gives you the munchies.
tits_on_snack | June 19, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I’m sorry but all these giant glasses and flowy clothing and big handbags and scrawny bodies belong in retirement homes.
I’m blaming the Pepsi commercial where Parker Posey dances on the taxi cab, dressed like Estelle Getty.
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 1:26 pm
She should take Paris with her and go on the Natalee Holloway tour of Aruba to get Paris the fuck off of this site.
tarjamarja | June 19, 2006 at 1:27 pm
7
I was just going to say the same thing. I mean, that’s what normal parents do if their kid starts to look like she/he might drop dead from anorexia any minute – put their kid in a hospital or rehab.
leahdeadly | June 19, 2006 at 1:27 pm
oh my fg. did you read what Paris said about Brits choice of outfit for her Matt Lauer interview? She said she should have worn a cute maternity dress. When Paris Hilton is telling you to cover up….
come on now…
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm
13
Yeah I saw that too. It’s like having Snoop Dogg (or whatever he’s calling himself these days) teaching the anti-drug program at schools.
Benny | June 19, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Just eat you stupid little rich cunt. Put the food in your mouth and chew. Also quit sucking AIDS infested cocks. Paris Hilton is not a good role model.
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 1:37 pm
11 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We wish.
waterranger | June 19, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Nicole Ritchie is a great big fruit salad head. Only without the fruit salad, cause she wouldnt let that much food near her head.
So basically she is just a great big head. Which is so true!! Its not even an insult!!
DinerGirl | June 19, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Seriously, are there no other celebrities to cover today (or ever)? I want to stab Nicole Richie in the eye with a grapefruit spoon, I am so sick of hearing about her, as well as her unwillingness to eat. Let the stupid whore starve. Why do we care? Her dad’s a has-been, so why do we give a shit about this little no-talent cucaracha? Ugh.
#3 andd #6 — or they call them “my stories.”
lance1575 | June 19, 2006 at 1:50 pm
anorexia is so not hot!
pinky_nip | June 19, 2006 at 1:56 pm
She needs be recycled. I’d use her head as a bowling ball for small children, her arms as chopsticks and her stomach as a cereal bowl.
And I’d play stickball with her legs.
Fugurself | June 19, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Put her and Paris in a box and ship it too Warziristan..!
Butt naked..!
RichPort | June 19, 2006 at 2:00 pm
If she were to cut her hair, she would look like Sophia from the Golden Girls. Only not as sexy.
jFp | June 19, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Lionel is the fruit salad head. What makes him think she couldn’t afford her own boat trip? The friends she runs with probably have their own boats all ready in the Caribbean. What a load. He needs to back off the pipe.
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 2:01 pm
You know what would be a really good way to give old people their meds? Float their pills in Jell-O. Old people in nursing homes LOVE that Jell-O! My father-in-law was talking about when he’d go to visit his dad, they would have just sat down, and the nurse would walk by with that tray of wiggly delight, and he’d jump up and say, Oh, I gotta go! and totally leave him. So why not put their meds in Jell-O? You’d never hear them complain again.
Okay, sorry for going off on a bunny trail.
PapaHotNuts | June 19, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Terry Schiavo didn’t have the choice to eat. She also didn’t have a black dad with jerry-curl.
pf | June 19, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Nicole is a bony walking punchline! If i were lionel i’d let her ass starve! She looks at herself in the mirror day after day, and unlike many people that have this desease and no money for help, this bony bitch is rich! she just wants to be bony!
look at it this way, she doen’t need a dildo, she has two skinny ass arms to masterbate with!
bigponie | June 19, 2006 at 2:09 pm
poor nicole looks lost, she should “go into the light…”
the light being that subway train at the end of the tunnel.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 19, 2006 at 2:12 pm
She should go on one of those Richard Simmons cruises, act as the mascot, the ideal that all the fat fatties strive for. Do something good with her sickness, be productive with her self-imposed starvation. What I would really like to see is her and Paris do a real “Real Life”, where cameras follow Paris as she hilariously gets the results back on yet another STD (Doctor – “We’ve never seen anything like it, your STDs have STDs” Paris – “Fucking Brandon.”) and Nicole whimsically purges the $240.00 filet mignon she ate after getting pathetically serviced by Jason Mews in the shitter. Now that’s hot…
pinky_nip | June 19, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I’ve seen bigger arms on clocks.
Chicagoboy | June 19, 2006 at 2:14 pm
This whole “heroin-chic” thing is getting ridiculous!
spanglish | June 19, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Those glasses look horrible! They didn’t look good in the seventies and they don’t look good now.
Marty | June 19, 2006 at 2:16 pm
If Nicole eats, the terrorists win.
Chicagoboy | June 19, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I say let her starve. Her body will eventually start digesting itself for nutrients. Then good-ole-Nic can go up to that model-runway / crackhouse in the sky and we can have some other pretentious celebrities to make fun of intead of this tryout for stick-figure-theater.
spanglish | June 19, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.
- Fat Bastard
kandyk0119 | June 19, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Her shirt looks like a church window mural
Spindoc | June 19, 2006 at 2:29 pm
It’s this kind of parenting that caused her to become a fucked up drug addict whore in the first place.
jFp | June 19, 2006 at 2:35 pm
The hair and glasses remind me of that tired ass Farah Fawcett look. Maybe she’ll turn into a crazy old bag too.
downshine | June 19, 2006 at 2:36 pm
she looks good the way she is – her dad just wants her to lose weight because he needs to seem like a more responsible parent since her weight has been getting so much attention lately
MeganHarris | June 19, 2006 at 3:03 pm
I love it in the Simple Life promos when Paris walks into the room Nicole’s in and she says, “Nicole, what are you doing?” and she’s furious!!!!!!!!!!
wwworldclique | June 19, 2006 at 3:06 pm
For the love of all that is Holy and Sacred… would please someone tell these human toothpicks to stop sporting Granny Glasses the size of cinder blocks. They look like praying mantises!
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 3:14 pm
#39 – You forgot the cookie she send her. “Good Luck Bitch!” Then, true to form, Nicole throws the cookie out of her car window – doesn’t eat it.
hendero | June 19, 2006 at 3:17 pm
she must still depend on her dad’s money (bet she’s already spent the fortune she must have arned for The Simple Life), so he should bake a cake with hundred dollars bills in the middle, and make her have to eat it to get them.
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 3:24 pm
*sent*
Getitstraight | June 19, 2006 at 3:38 pm
What is the big deal about? She’s not that skinny, she has a nice ass and thighs. What is so skinny about her?
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 3:53 pm
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“she has a nice ass and thighs”?????
WTF? Do you happen to be a pedophile???
jane's eyre | June 19, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Does this look normal?
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1403773.jpg
http://socialitelife.com/images/nrskinny02.jpg
BigEyedFish | June 19, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I don’t see Nicole in this picture. I see some sort of insect, but, um, no Nicole.
Spindoc | June 19, 2006 at 4:17 pm
#44, she is too small to fit into a size Zero. Supermodels are like size 2 or 3′s and they look freakish.
This girl is already digesting her organs.
Jacq | June 19, 2006 at 4:19 pm
#46 – Ummm, excuse me but your clavicle is showing. That’s about as unusual as Michael Jackson’s cartilidge (sp? what is wrong with me today?) poking through his skin. So, in other words, totally normal.
Carla | June 19, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Nicole is gorgeous, she is looking beautiful. I wished i could be that thin. Her sunglasses look great on her and i consider that she has a perfect style.