Nicole Richie overheard

August 23rd, 2005 // 7 Comments

An employee at a Hollywood club writes in saying they overheard Nicole Richie and her friends making fun of Cameron Diaz’s terrible skin and weird smile.

Okay, so I work at a club in Hollywood and Nicole Richie and a few of her friends came in and were hanging out and partying a few nights ago. Nicole was overheard putting in her two cents when Cameron Diaz’s name was mentioned. Nicole said: ” She (cameron) dresses like a scumbag, she’s a hot mess.” A petite brunette chick with N.R. added, “Her acne looks really bad.” Nicole said: She doesn’t even try to cover up the blotches or anything like that…she’s no Britney that’s for damn sure. Justin could’ve gotten MUCH better cuz he’s still hot.” Brunette chick: cameron’s gettin’ up there in age, don’t know why he wants an old fuc$kin’ broad like that.” The last thing I heard was about C.D. mouth lookin’ like the Joker when she smiles, think a 3rd girl made that comment either way it got N.R. whole table dying laughing.

I don’t know about the acne thing, but that Joker comment is spot on. If they ever plan on bringing the Joker back into the Batman franchise, they should seriously consider cutting off the bottom half of Cameron Diaz’s face and surgically attaching it to whoever is going to be playing the Joker. Although then they’d be left with an even better villain: Half-Face Girl. Get it? Because she has half a face. Man, coming up with villain names should be my full-time job.

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  1. Rayray

    GO KIEFER!!! Hes just soooooooooooooo awesome, because most guys his age will be at home quietly reading a book or something peaceful. Kiefer on the other hand is out getting drunk and charging at C’mas trees! Right on Sutherland.

  2. Rayray

    GO KIEFER!!! Hes just soooooooooooooo awesome, because most guys his age will be at home quietly reading a book or something peaceful. Kiefer on the other hand is out getting drunk and charging at C’mas trees! Right on Sutherland.

  3. tony_almeida

    im yoh from philippines and i admire keifer sutherland on his 24 season series and wondering if he gets drunk also when he take shoots???

  4. Barbara

    Keifer, baby you can knock down my xmas tree anytime.
    Mick Jagger once said “when you’re good, you’re good”, but, “when you are bad you are better”. Show me how bad you can be baby. You are soooo HOT!!! Whew. You are what I am talking about!!

  5. Anonymous

    Whoever wrote this is a stupid f%#ck and should die very soon…But we can only hope…. SHOOT FOR THE STARS DOOSHBAG!!! Or just write about them and then go home a failure at life..

  6. Look for Katrina, Sasquatch, Keifer Sutherland, and West End at this link.
    The selection of Keifer for the film “The British Are Coming” looks like a match made in heaven.

  7. Lucas

    cameron is pretty, and her smile, is the most pretty in hollywood, I don’t’ know why, this ridiculous woman, who is jealous about cameron cause, she’s not so famous, I mean, I I not even know who is she, (like a lot of people don’t), cameron is in the list of the sexiest woman, and this stupid woman is not, cameron is in the list of the most pretty woman in the world, this nicole, shoudn’t speak about cameron’s ance cause she suffers from the same problem: http://i38.tinypic.com/9vdtae.jpg, this ugly and ridiculous woman.

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