Page Six has a blind item today asking: “Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.”
Which sounds a lot like it could be Nicole Richie. If it is her, then it turns out she’s not anorexic at all, just ridiculously stupid. You don’t get gastric bypass surgery when you’re 12 pounds overweight. That’s like killing a spider with a hammer. And by hammer I mean the hammer that’s glued to the missile you shot at it.
she was overweight, but not obese enough to qualify for gastric bypass. Any surgeon that would do the surgery on her would be considered unethical. But there are a lot of unethical surgeons in LA.
I guess I’m guilty of the prepubescent boy fixation – I think Nicole looks pretty hot.
I have to agree with #25, if she did have that surgery done at her prior weight, it would have meant death for her. My aunt had the bypass surgery done early last year weighing about 125 pounds over what she should based on the BMI charts, and she literally almost died. She was so sick she ended up losing over 100 pounds in less than 2 months! no joke! that surgery is not intended to be a cure all, it’s intended to help those who are seriously obese and cannot lose weight(documented for a minimum of 6 months) by any other conventional method. some see it as the lazy way to lose it, but they misunderstand that it’s not easy (I’ve had it done too), you have to work even harder at it as far as food goes, though you don’t have to exercise as much as you would to lose it. I can’t imagine any doctor, self respecting or not, who would be so unethical as to perform that surgery on someone of her size, but then as another poster said, look at michael jackson…i guess if the money’s right, some will do anything. I don’t really believe she had the surgery done…even laproscopic surgeries leave scars, they may be little but they aren’t invisible, and as much as she’s sported the bikinis, NO ONE has given us a bird’s eye view of those scars…
So they figured out how to attach the esophagus directly to the colon? Medical miracles never cease to amaze me!
#52 – Blow me.
#52 oh my – enough said
#54 are you telling yourself to blow yourself? lay off the abien – it causes that late night memory loss.
#55 – I’d like to suffocate you in fucking marshmallows…
New post over at Ferrets. Something about the Olympics?
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Regarding the posting of number 23-don’t you think that’s
a rather obscure pet peeve? I mean, unless you’re living in
C-O-L-O-M-B-I-A, how many times a week would you
see the word misspelled?
#52, 54, 56 – you are homocidal and fixated on youth by your own public admission. might want to step away from the computer for awhile.
Next time I get heartburn, I’m getting a heart transplant.
#59 – The line for my flock forms in the back… no skipping ahead.
Of course, in my case the line always forms in the back
marshmallow-dream, you really are an under-loved, uncreative, under-achieving pair of under-washed underwear, aren’t you? Do you stay up at night thinking of ways to be me? Doesn’t sound like fun at all. The future I envision for you involves biting an M80, a swig a kerosene, and a waterproof match. That’s what I would do. Give it a try.
#63 why would you imagine anyone want to be you? now quit projecting your homocidal tendancies on others. why on earth would you post that you are atracted to pre-pubescent boys and that you want to suffocate someone? get help.
I personally think Marshmallow is DanYELL’s girlfriend.
#59 marshmallow-dream – Why don’t you lay off of RichPort. He’ll wipe his ass with you in a war of words.
Did he hurt your feelings one time or something? Get over it!
I’M not going to argue with you. I have other ways of dealing with people like you.
I think Marshmallow is manielle because she really wishes she was white.
#58 Yep, I agree it’s an obscure pet peeve. Now that I’ve pointed it out, though, you’ll be surprised how many times you see the word misspelled in national newspapers and magazines.
I’m not Colobmian but I love going there. And no…not for the coke. The demand from other countries is too great so it pretty much all gets exported (the excellent coffee too). Colombians have no coke and drink leftover crappy coffee. Ironic.
chocolate covered marshmallows.
Sometimes I suspect the same is true of Rich
Marshmallows give me nightmares. The thought of ingesting one makes me gag.
I think it’s because it reminds me of all the time I’ve spent biting pillows.
wow # 70 you’re a fucking genius! Are you one of those lemmings who can’t grasp their own identity so they bite off everyone else?
Suck a twat.
#70 you’re welcome to suck mine. Hope you like cheese.
#72
Refer to #73.
I think any guy who’s attracted to a girl who still looks like an 11 year old boy is qualified for his gay card.
I step away for an hour and come back to a marshmallow mash? And here I am without my sticks… marshy has a soft spot for me and I’m not too sure why… maybe I fucked its mother and washed my johnson in their brand new sink… maybe I stepped on its shoes… maybe I even told it to shut the fuck up a few dozen times… take your medicine marshy. Post as yourself and be a man/ woman/ whatever the fuck you are…
#67 – if that really is you… absofuckinglutely.
I use my card all the time – I just enjoyed some meth and a man-massage. Praise Jesus!
Rich- I didn’t step away and someone is posting for me.
May the crotch-rot gods visit the troll.
I’m on this site all day, throwing my hissy fits to every little thing and loudly protesting my big IQ and genitals (must try to hide teh gey). I’m also a self-appointed moderator and I tell people what names to use and how to post comments. You’re welcome.
Ok, IF this story is true am I the only one that would laugh their ass off if she ended up getting fat again?!??!
God, that would be a gift from comedy heaven…..Nichole Ritchie, reverses the surgery and a year from now clocks in at 200lbs. LOL!!!!!! Come on fatty, you can do it.
Folks, I’ll see you on the next thread. marshy is doing that stalker shit again and I just punched one of my co-workers because I thought she was trying to sneak up on me. I may have to pour my coffee on her to wake her up. Homo-erotic fantasies seem to suit marshy, as does posing as me. Weird. It loves me. It feels like an Eminem/ Stan situation…
I love you Rich – Your funny as hell and don’t let any haters wreck your brand of fun. Fuck the marshmallow- yuck too sticky- and not in the good PrettyBaby’s Pussy way.
PB, they eventually get tired and go away… thanks for the ‘sticky’ visual… my wife’s in trouble when I get home.
#50
Wrong. Sharon Osbourne WAS morbidly obese for many years, but had gastric bypass, and a starlet, by definition, is under the age of 30.
And Spindoc, no you’re not the only one.
Regarding post number 68-I think you misspelled
Colombian the second time you spelled it.
The fine coffee drinkers of C-O-L-O-M-B-I-A should get
their coffee from the fine Hawiian island of Kauai-it’s our
family favorite-much better than that famous Seattle coffee everyone loves so much.
Just my coffee loving opinion.
God, she looks really fat there.
I love her top.
she’s much better than Hilton
Actually everyone, my friend (I use that term loosely) Stacie, had a gastric bypass. There was minimal scarring and she looks… well, ALOT like Nicole Richie now.
I could see it.
-jess
that’s not surprising