Page Six has a blind item today asking: “Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.”
Which sounds a lot like it could be Nicole Richie. If it is her, then it turns out she’s not anorexic at all, just ridiculously stupid. You don’t get gastric bypass surgery when you’re 12 pounds overweight. That’s like killing a spider with a hammer. And by hammer I mean the hammer that’s glued to the missile you shot at it.
trampstar | November 13, 2006 at 4:31 pm
What an idiot!
trampstar | November 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm
I can’t imagine a doctor actually agreeing to perform a gastric bypass on Nicole Ritchie. Medical malpractice, anyone?
jrzmommy | November 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm
I idolize this girl I wish I weren’t so fat, that way I’d be loved by my bastard children. Tear.
guest1234567 | November 13, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Why can’t she be anorexic and ridiculously stupid at the same time?
mrs.t | November 13, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Now, Ms. Richie, we’ll just remove that fashion-sense bypass and you’ll be all set!
Zanna | November 13, 2006 at 4:52 pm
@2 – no doctor in his right mind would do it…..but then again..look at Michael Jackson’s nose.
mullinitover | November 13, 2006 at 4:58 pm
What a stupid Idiot – she probably it would keep her from having gas.
http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com
Jenna | November 13, 2006 at 5:05 pm
When blow and vomiting don’t get the job done….go for surgery. It worked so well for Tara Reid.
krisdylee | November 13, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Yet another twit I’d like to kick in the twat.
Twit twat….
BarbadoSlim | November 13, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Boy you said it #8 anything that’s effortless. God forbid any of these losers could GASP!! do any excercise.
amaritimer | November 13, 2006 at 5:11 pm
if you pay a doctor enough, they will do anything. Especially if you tell him/her that her dad is going to sing to them until they agree to do it. Once he started to sing, the dr screamed that he/she would do it!!! Just stop the fucking NOISE!!!
It is terrible, she used to be a good looking girl. Rakes have more sex appeal. At least a rake doesn’t refuse sick sexual advances… lol
slantingthroughdarkness | November 13, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Nicole Richie? Stupid? You’ll never convince me.
Okay, you convinced me.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
bergdof616 | November 13, 2006 at 5:22 pm
That’s why Paris is her friend again–Nicole is going back to her Simple Life days.
ElatedPornStar | November 13, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Oh well, at least she’s trying. Gotta give her something. Pretty soon she’ll balloon like O’Donnell and we can poke fun at her even more!
Hooray for Cunties everywhere!
vanillacreme | November 13, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Wait, doesn’t gastric bypass normally leave a big scar? We’ve seen her looking emaciated in a bikini. Shouldn’t there have been something?
I personally think she went on the Columbian diet- coffee and coke only.
commissioner | November 13, 2006 at 5:49 pm
#15
Gastric bypass is done laparoscopically. No scars.
sexybitch | November 13, 2006 at 5:50 pm
#15
No, just 3 little hole marks – it’s done with scopes. But even if the “bypass” was done with a rubber band from the LA Times evening edition, I don’t think it was her, either.
Shaun | November 13, 2006 at 5:50 pm
LOL @ poster 9.
Post #15 – She doesn’t appear to have the crater face input you get from meth so cocain is a definite possibility.
If she actually does put on weight, talking about her will be boring. That is my opinion, since we have seen this beofore with how many celebs?
http://news.digital-six.net
frenchtoaststix | November 13, 2006 at 6:03 pm
I read the Page Six item, and I want to know who this is:
November 13, 2006 — WHICH faded screen siren (think “Sunset Boulevard”) has special instructions for her frequent visits to Cedars-Sinai? Written on her chart, it says, “No Filipino nurses!”
Brain Embolism | November 13, 2006 at 6:04 pm
That’s just too, too bad.
Why does that jrzmommy reject, troll at post #3 comment after the real jrzmommy logs out?
If your going to do it, do it right you fucking idiot!
DrDanny | November 13, 2006 at 6:15 pm
She’d actually be pretty if she weren’t so fat.
Laurie1122 | November 13, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Sharon Osbourne got her gastric bypass band removed this week. Maybe they are talking about her? Obviously she isn’t a young starlet, but who knows.
DeeG | November 13, 2006 at 6:43 pm
#15 It’s Colombian, two “o”s no “u”. Because the country is Colombia not Columbia. Sorry to sound like a spelling nerd. That word misspelled is my biggest pet peeve.
suzy | November 13, 2006 at 6:47 pm
i dont even think she is even qualified to get a gastric bypass.. she wasn’t obsese.. she just had meat like the rest of America.
thesuperficialist | November 13, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Yes, it’s true that there are unethical doctors out there, but with an average weight loss of over 50lbs for gastric bypass, NO DOCTOR would have done this it would have equalled death, not really really skinny, really really dead.
sexybitch | November 13, 2006 at 7:30 pm
#25
The upside for Nicole is that she’d still continue to lose weight.
Dory | November 13, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I agree #25
Nobody would do it, they would up shit creek if they did!
yuckyfresh | November 13, 2006 at 8:02 pm
this is ridiculous.
Googolygoo | November 13, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Sounds more like Brittney Murphy (or however the hell she spells her name), who went from chubbo to skeletor in a relatively short period of time and didn’t seem to stop dropping weight.
She wasn’t grossly obese, but it makes more sense than NR. No (responsible, reputable) doctor would’ve performed the surgery om a tiny gal only 15-20 pounds overweight.
And I don’t think I’d call NR “a starlet”, more “a personality.”
yuckyfresh | November 13, 2006 at 8:10 pm
OOOOO i get it now. her hair is brown! that’s why she looks so fat!
carry on.
CelebSlam.com | November 13, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Yes, this explains the pictures of her eating
http://www.celebslam.com
Charm | November 13, 2006 at 8:21 pm
she wouldn’t be able to be chowing on fast food, like we see her doing all the time if she really had gastric bypass. Nope, she’s just good old fashioned bulimic.
aurealis | November 13, 2006 at 8:29 pm
If she goes back to a human weight, will she become the normal one again? Cuz I can’t accept that Paris is the less freakish one.
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 8:44 pm
The last time I had a gastric bypass I had just visited an A&W and I was getting a little worried about the heriditary DNA of a day-old Teen Burger.
I was not ready to screw with that…I mean really…. ……
I don’t think I could stomach what Nicole has been through…
Well. Ok. With a barf bsg – I could probably deal with it… SIMPLE… life…
krisdylee | November 13, 2006 at 8:45 pm
I don’t give a flying fag-fuckin’ fiddler’s fart about this cunty ditch-pig….
All’s I know is:
TCLTC!!
(or so I’ve heard.)
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 8:46 pm
‘bag’ (the communists are back)
pumpkinpye | November 13, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Nicole Ritchie??? I thought that was Lohan. Oh whatever, they’re all rich, skinny turbosluts anyways. Why is everyone hopping on the brunette bandwagon????
TiredAndEmotional | November 13, 2006 at 9:04 pm
I’ve been spreading this rumour around the web for ages and people say “but no reputable doctor would do that”. Hello – Hollywood anyone?! Those doctors would do anything if the pay was right.
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 9:08 pm
# 37 because all the blondes are visiting Iraq on ‘extended leave’
– Now that the election is over my sources are finally ready to talk. Apparently the Republican Nation Committee planned to have ‘Walking on Sunshine’ as their national re-election jingle – groovin’ it on to re-election.
However some observers thought the song’s band -’Katrina and the Waves ‘ – may be insensitive and alienate some of their core supporters.
‘An ALL-girl band ?’ said a GOP insider. ‘Let’s face it. There’s a good chance one of them might be Lesbian… We couldn’t afford to chance it…”
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 9:13 pm
( I hate to say it – but Binky : I thought that was good one )
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 9:49 pm
{Relatively.}
edb87 | November 13, 2006 at 9:58 pm
I’d hit it…but I’d break it…and I don’t wanna buy it.
http://www.edquarters.blogspot.com
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 10:01 pm
;-)
Mandy | November 13, 2006 at 10:03 pm
I’d say she had the lapband surgery. It’s just another form of medically induced bulimia…EXCEPT…it’s removable and you don’t have to be as fat to get it. If you eat too much, you throw up.
Mandy | November 13, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Oh..Just another thought…the lapband thing makes lots of sense, especially since she lost all of this weight right after D.J. AM, her boyfriend, had full gastric bypass and got skinny.
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 10:12 pm
(It’s a jungle out there.
Never forget)
Binky | November 13, 2006 at 10:20 pm
# 39
‘And don’t it feel good’?
BigJim | November 13, 2006 at 11:49 pm
BJLTC ;^0
Or so I’ve heard, …
Missallanpoe | November 14, 2006 at 12:42 am
uh…yeah I have nothing else to say to this.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 14, 2006 at 12:51 am
I think it is Sharon Osbourne not Nicole Ritchie. However, neither of them needed it. That is like lighting a candle with a flame thrower.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com