Nicole Richie may have had gastric bypass surgery


Page Six has a blind item today asking: “Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.”

Which sounds a lot like it could be Nicole Richie. If it is her, then it turns out she’s not anorexic at all, just ridiculously stupid. You don’t get gastric bypass surgery when you’re 12 pounds overweight. That’s like killing a spider with a hammer. And by hammer I mean the hammer that’s glued to the missile you shot at it.