Page Six has a blind item today asking: “Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.”
Which sounds a lot like it could be Nicole Richie. If it is her, then it turns out she’s not anorexic at all, just ridiculously stupid. You don’t get gastric bypass surgery when you’re 12 pounds overweight. That’s like killing a spider with a hammer. And by hammer I mean the hammer that’s glued to the missile you shot at it.
What an idiot!
I can’t imagine a doctor actually agreeing to perform a gastric bypass on Nicole Ritchie. Medical malpractice, anyone?
I idolize this girl I wish I weren’t so fat, that way I’d be loved by my bastard children. Tear.
Why can’t she be anorexic and ridiculously stupid at the same time?
Now, Ms. Richie, we’ll just remove that fashion-sense bypass and you’ll be all set!
@2 – no doctor in his right mind would do it…..but then again..look at Michael Jackson’s nose.
What a stupid Idiot – she probably it would keep her from having gas.
http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com
When blow and vomiting don’t get the job done….go for surgery. It worked so well for Tara Reid.
Yet another twit I’d like to kick in the twat.
Twit twat….
Boy you said it #8 anything that’s effortless. God forbid any of these losers could GASP!! do any excercise.
if you pay a doctor enough, they will do anything. Especially if you tell him/her that her dad is going to sing to them until they agree to do it. Once he started to sing, the dr screamed that he/she would do it!!! Just stop the fucking NOISE!!!
It is terrible, she used to be a good looking girl. Rakes have more sex appeal. At least a rake doesn’t refuse sick sexual advances… lol
Nicole Richie? Stupid? You’ll never convince me.
Okay, you convinced me.
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That’s why Paris is her friend again–Nicole is going back to her Simple Life days.
Oh well, at least she’s trying. Gotta give her something. Pretty soon she’ll balloon like O’Donnell and we can poke fun at her even more!
Hooray for Cunties everywhere!
Wait, doesn’t gastric bypass normally leave a big scar? We’ve seen her looking emaciated in a bikini. Shouldn’t there have been something?
I personally think she went on the Columbian diet- coffee and coke only.
#15
Gastric bypass is done laparoscopically. No scars.
#15
No, just 3 little hole marks – it’s done with scopes. But even if the “bypass” was done with a rubber band from the LA Times evening edition, I don’t think it was her, either.
LOL @ poster 9.
Post #15 – She doesn’t appear to have the crater face input you get from meth so cocain is a definite possibility.
If she actually does put on weight, talking about her will be boring. That is my opinion, since we have seen this beofore with how many celebs?
http://news.digital-six.net
I read the Page Six item, and I want to know who this is:
November 13, 2006 — WHICH faded screen siren (think “Sunset Boulevard”) has special instructions for her frequent visits to Cedars-Sinai? Written on her chart, it says, “No Filipino nurses!”
That’s just too, too bad.
Why does that jrzmommy reject, troll at post #3 comment after the real jrzmommy logs out?
If your going to do it, do it right you fucking idiot!
She’d actually be pretty if she weren’t so fat.
Sharon Osbourne got her gastric bypass band removed this week. Maybe they are talking about her? Obviously she isn’t a young starlet, but who knows.
#15 It’s Colombian, two “o”s no “u”. Because the country is Colombia not Columbia. Sorry to sound like a spelling nerd. That word misspelled is my biggest pet peeve.
i dont even think she is even qualified to get a gastric bypass.. she wasn’t obsese.. she just had meat like the rest of America.
Yes, it’s true that there are unethical doctors out there, but with an average weight loss of over 50lbs for gastric bypass, NO DOCTOR would have done this it would have equalled death, not really really skinny, really really dead.
#25
The upside for Nicole is that she’d still continue to lose weight.
I agree #25
Nobody would do it, they would up shit creek if they did!
this is ridiculous.
Sounds more like Brittney Murphy (or however the hell she spells her name), who went from chubbo to skeletor in a relatively short period of time and didn’t seem to stop dropping weight.
She wasn’t grossly obese, but it makes more sense than NR. No (responsible, reputable) doctor would’ve performed the surgery om a tiny gal only 15-20 pounds overweight.
And I don’t think I’d call NR “a starlet”, more “a personality.”
OOOOO i get it now. her hair is brown! that’s why she looks so fat!
carry on.
Yes, this explains the pictures of her eating
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she wouldn’t be able to be chowing on fast food, like we see her doing all the time if she really had gastric bypass. Nope, she’s just good old fashioned bulimic.
If she goes back to a human weight, will she become the normal one again? Cuz I can’t accept that Paris is the less freakish one.
The last time I had a gastric bypass I had just visited an A&W and I was getting a little worried about the heriditary DNA of a day-old Teen Burger.
I was not ready to screw with that…I mean really…. ……
I don’t think I could stomach what Nicole has been through…
Well. Ok. With a barf bsg – I could probably deal with it… SIMPLE… life…
I don’t give a flying fag-fuckin’ fiddler’s fart about this cunty ditch-pig….
All’s I know is:
TCLTC!!
(or so I’ve heard.)
‘bag’ (the communists are back)
Nicole Ritchie??? I thought that was Lohan. Oh whatever, they’re all rich, skinny turbosluts anyways. Why is everyone hopping on the brunette bandwagon????
I’ve been spreading this rumour around the web for ages and people say “but no reputable doctor would do that”. Hello – Hollywood anyone?! Those doctors would do anything if the pay was right.
# 37 because all the blondes are visiting Iraq on ‘extended leave’
– Now that the election is over my sources are finally ready to talk. Apparently the Republican Nation Committee planned to have ‘Walking on Sunshine’ as their national re-election jingle – groovin’ it on to re-election.
However some observers thought the song’s band -’Katrina and the Waves ‘ – may be insensitive and alienate some of their core supporters.
‘An ALL-girl band ?’ said a GOP insider. ‘Let’s face it. There’s a good chance one of them might be Lesbian… We couldn’t afford to chance it…”
( I hate to say it – but Binky : I thought that was good one )
{Relatively.}
I’d hit it…but I’d break it…and I don’t wanna buy it.
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;-)
I’d say she had the lapband surgery. It’s just another form of medically induced bulimia…EXCEPT…it’s removable and you don’t have to be as fat to get it. If you eat too much, you throw up.
Oh..Just another thought…the lapband thing makes lots of sense, especially since she lost all of this weight right after D.J. AM, her boyfriend, had full gastric bypass and got skinny.
(It’s a jungle out there.
Never forget)
# 39
‘And don’t it feel good’?
BJLTC ;^0
Or so I’ve heard, …
uh…yeah I have nothing else to say to this.
I think it is Sharon Osbourne not Nicole Ritchie. However, neither of them needed it. That is like lighting a candle with a flame thrower.
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