Nicole Richie is definitely pregnant

April 20th, 2009 // 29 Comments

For those of you wondering if Nicole Richie is really pregnant, I believe these photos answer your question; Gollum has spawned again.

So, who wants to break the news to Frodo? Not it!

Photos: Fame
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  1. Verez

    I’d hit it again.

  2. Bobaloo

    Based on the condition of her clothes, it looks like she can’t afford another kid.

  3. Sandy

    Maybe the dad will be a little more honest this time and name the kid “Greenwich Village” or “Castro District”.

  4. Max Planck

    Animal husbandry.

  5. effyeray

    On a related note, other non-celebs are boring as fuck too. Fish is a woman.

  6. bakinmycake

    Really pregnant??

    next thing you’re gonna say is trees are made of wood.

  7. I can’t wait for her baby #2!!! Harlow is soooo cute!

  8. effyeray

    Hey Fish, are there any other worthless & completely uninteresting stories about shitty non-celebs you could post? Fish is a woman.

  9. Frank N Stein

    Looks like someone had a Big Mac for lunch.

  10. Vince Lombardi

    All three of those women in the photos are just FAT. Do more sit-ups!

  11. Anonymous

    Ugly, talentless, and completely irrelevant. Yes……it’s Nicole Richie.

  12. tylor

    i love when she’s pregnant, lol. it’s one of the only times she looks cute. but seriously. they need to stop with the kids now.

  13. Ok, fine, pregnant, that explains her outfit, but why is that other bitch wearing that same stupid shit?

  14. Stupid fucking ‘h’ key…

  15. Randal

    Congratulations and shout outs to Nicole Richie on becoming a mother again. Your first one has your adorable genes and no doubt your second will have too! Thanks for sharing these pictures with The FISH and to all of your fans.

    Randal

  16. spindoc

    Nichole,

    Lose some weight you fat pig!

  17. friendlyfires

    Hey, I’m proud of Nichole Richie, she’s actually evolving into a decent and real human being.
    Hey, I though Calista Flockheart was Gollum/Smeagle?

  18. lola

    I think Nicole Richie is the cutest celeb out there. Maybe I am biased because I am the same height / build. You guys make fun, but there aren’t many famous people out there who embrace their shortness.

  19. kels

    #19-totally agree with you…i always see her embracing her petiteness with flats or sandals…she doesn’t seem to have a complex about her height…i think she’s like 5’2…same like me! woohoo!

  20. kels

    #19-totally agree with you…i always see her embracing her petiteness with flats or sandals…she doesn’t seem to have a complex about her height…i think she’s like 5’2…same like me! woohoo!

  21. earth

    what is it with these bitches breeding so much as if the world is ending??? those little maggots are breathing my air! euthanize those bastards asap!!

  22. Nero

    Which one is Nicole Richie? The one in the back or in the front?

  23. Looks like someone had a big lunch, FOLKS!!

  24. Kels

    PIcture 3-What is this, some sort of pregnancy club?

  25. did you ever wonder how a belly will look like when a person refuses to SHIT for two weeks or more?

  26. el ces

    grr…she should’ve been mine…fucking Good Charlotte.

  27. memnoch

    At least this Nicole looks pregnant. The other Nicole (Kidman) when she was supposedly pregnant was never this big, even the day before she purportedly gave birth!

  28. Jes

    Forget her baby bump. Somebody needs to buy her a hairbrush!

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