Nicole Richie was treated for dehydration last Friday while working on The Simple Life and was taken to a hospital after feeling ill and being examined by an on-set doctor. She was given intravenous fluids for 15 minutes before being released.
Looks like eating isn’t the only concept that eludes Nicole Richie. You know how you battle dehydration? You drink something. It’s not exactly a medical mystery. She’s so dumb she was probably rubbing her elbows in orange juice and going, “Is this right? Am I doing this right? I’m doing it! I’m drinking!”
Nsomniac | March 5, 2007 at 8:18 am
It’s against all laws of physics for her to carry more weight in coffee than in her entire body and still be able to stand upright. I’m confused and excited all at the same time.
Nsomniac | March 5, 2007 at 8:20 am
Is it me, or is she starting to look healthy? And by healthy, I mean like 5th grade boy healthy.
Nsomniac | March 5, 2007 at 8:22 am
That’s not coffee, it’s the new choco-laxo store in Beverly Hills. Who said staying super-skinny couldn’t taste good?
Stink | March 5, 2007 at 8:24 am
Hey, stop busting on her! Mostly dead is the new sexy. Or blackouts are the new black. Or something.
schack | March 5, 2007 at 8:31 am
choco laxo… hahaha
i bet that girl’s spent more time shitting and vomitting than you’ve spent breathing, Stink.
no need to hate her anymore. she’s a has-been-never-was who spends half her time wretching her whole body, trying to wring the life out of it: i say time served.
2for2true | March 5, 2007 at 8:35 am
Ol’ Goodber sez:
“Well, now THERE’S your problem lil’ missy, you see..
…that there straw goes in yer pie hole, not in those two little’uns above it!”
Stink | March 5, 2007 at 8:40 am
5- that’d be a lot of poop. I’m talking Super Bowl halftime levels of poop.
There’s nothing wrong with her that McDonalds couldn’t fix…maybe a trip to Oz for a new brain too…
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 5, 2007 at 8:44 am
The 15 minutes of intravenous fluids was a polite way of saying the attending physician mouth-fucked her silly. To holistic practicioners and good girls everywhere, semen is the world’s best protein shake.
crestlin | March 5, 2007 at 8:46 am
so you ARE running out of crap to write about celebs. i have to say, i’m very displeased with you superfish guy. you’re starting to slack!
mrlithium | March 5, 2007 at 8:49 am
drinking so much coffee is probably why she’s dehydrated. its very easy to get dehydrated when you’re that skinny and especially if you don’t eat a lot, and coffee acts as a strong diuretic (meaning you urinate way more) so you lose whatever fluids you had before too
sol | March 5, 2007 at 8:49 am
i did a cut-and-paste thing like this once in college and got an “F”
griffmills | March 5, 2007 at 8:52 am
I think she looks tasty
kuzbo.com | March 5, 2007 at 8:54 am
I threw a cup of water over her but she just threw up and Joel Madden punched some Pap that he thought did it.
Nightmare
schack | March 5, 2007 at 8:57 am
well stink, considering she’s lost an average-sized person worth of weight (or more), there would be a pile of poop and vomit whose caloric value is at least equal to the energy contained in piece of fat with the mass of a human body. that piece of fat has A LOT of calories in it, so that pile o’ shit would have to be pretty darn big.
MrSemprini | March 5, 2007 at 9:00 am
She could REALLY use the Water Bondage treatment now…
igvegdrim | March 5, 2007 at 9:09 am
i would still fuck her skeletor ass while she was vomiting
mr right | March 5, 2007 at 9:14 am
I’d fuck her while her ass was vomiting.
your turn.
Stink | March 5, 2007 at 9:17 am
14- Imagine Nicole Richie squatting a continuous lincoln log the distance from New York to LA with a detour to Seattle. That’s the damage/caloric loss this girl has done to herself. Horrible, but it’d make a good reality show.
sol | March 5, 2007 at 9:21 am
Two continuous lincoln logs are traveling in opposite directions between New York and LA. One log starts out from NY at 9am EST traveling at 60 mph; the second log leaves LA at 11am PST traveling at 80 mph. The owner of the LA log consumed twice as much corn the day before as the owner of the NY log. Which log will reach its destination first (frist)?
igvegdrim | March 5, 2007 at 9:25 am
i wonder if she really does like for sure take anal play? i am sure she does.
schack | March 5, 2007 at 9:29 am
sol.
hi-fucking-larious. (16&17 not bad either)
MizScarlett | March 5, 2007 at 9:47 am
Can we please cease the anal talk? It’s lunchtime, for shit’s sake.
spamfighter | March 5, 2007 at 9:52 am
I hate to break in with like ‘;facts’ and stuff like that not normally discussed here, but you might like to consider:
(from POPBITCH, a celeb gossip email thing from Britain which you might find funny):
>> Celebrity Diet Secrets <<
Clenbuterol – the secret to size zero
LA’s current concentration camp look isn’t just the result of cocaine and eating disorders.
Everyone’s doing Clenbuterol. Prescribed as an asthma medication, Clenbuterol is taken by body-builders and now weight-watchers for its amazing fat-burning qualities.
The drug works by raising body temperature, thereby burning more calories. But it’s only designed to be taken temporarily and carefully. Ever wondered why celebrities always seemed to be hospitalised for asthma, dehydration and exhaustion?
crabbie | March 5, 2007 at 9:58 am
Richie’s a cunt.
Tits_McGhee | March 5, 2007 at 10:01 am
“dehydration” = drug overdose
Spindoc | March 5, 2007 at 10:08 am
#8 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D'arcy | March 5, 2007 at 10:24 am
Nicole is haunted by the ghost of Karen Carpenter.
MissD | March 5, 2007 at 10:42 am
coffee isn’t going to do you any favours if you’re dehydrated.
polypam | March 5, 2007 at 11:50 am
They’re making new episodes of that stupid show?
jrzmommy | March 5, 2007 at 12:32 pm
fat people get dehydrated easier than the rest of us.
VeronicaRedux | March 5, 2007 at 12:33 pm
UnwashedMasses…. to you I give the coveted *golf clap*
LL | March 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Like polypam said, WTF are they making more of that stinking show? It’s on E now. The next step down is a local cable access channel. Nobody wants to see those two bitches anymore. Unless it’s from inside the prison where they are incarcerated. Then I MAY watch it to see them get beaten up in the shower but before the rape by instrumentation starts.
k naz | March 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
pretty soon shes going to need an IV to walk down the street but you better believe it will be some hot designer shit
schack | March 5, 2007 at 1:11 pm
wow, spamfighter. i didn’t know that. you learn smthng new everyday!
Bree | March 5, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Of course there was an on-set doctor, people from Auschwitz are very fragile when they first leave the camp and need constant care and attention.
Which I figured the pampered bitch gets enough of already, but I guess not.
sumnersgal | March 5, 2007 at 6:37 pm
I feel the need to say….who cares.
sid | March 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm
I’m so glad she got the nutrients and help she so desperately needs. The doctors were very wise to take her to the hospital for treatment and…
..would somebody just run her over with a forklift? Please?
BORING! Fuck!
Candycane | March 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Has anyone ever told Nicole that water doesn’t have calories?
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 6, 2007 at 4:31 am
Agggh… Nicole Ritchie updates are sooooooo 2006. Anymore and i’ll grab that toothpick bizatch and use her to impale myself.
Lowlands | March 6, 2007 at 9:37 am
When you’re in her company and smoking a cigarette,don’t blow the smoke towards her direction because she’ll vanish in a cloud of dust.
HughJorganthethird | March 6, 2007 at 9:53 am
To stupid to drink fluids, only a matter of time until she forgets to breathe, or the HPV kills her, either or.
bluehairchick | March 6, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Well, I would like to point out that perhaps instead of being “too stupid” to actually drink fluids, she might have been feeling too ill to drink anything and/or vomiting. A person with such a small body mass would surely get dehydrated very quickly.
I had to be treated for dehydration myself about a week ago (and yes, I KNOW how to drink water), but I had a stomach bug and couldn’t keep anything down all day (even water), and was very ill with bronchitis as well….. dehydration can happen very quickly sometimes and it feels awful.
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get all of the IV fluids I needed, so if Nicole only needed 15 minutes, she must not have been too ill.
HollywoodSnark | March 23, 2007 at 6:09 pm
good lord, if she doesn’t eat you’d think at least she drinks a lot