Nicole Richie is still skinny

nrichie_kayak.jpgRemember when Nicole Richie used to be fat? Because I think her steady diet of cocaine and laxatives may have changed all that. I realize that she’s been losing weight for awhile now, but I don’t recall her ever looking quite this skinny. And I’m probably going to regret saying this, but she’s actually looking pretty good despite that prepubescent body. Skinny is definitely a better look for her than ‘ugly pig’ was. Now all that’s needed is for her and Lindsay Lohan to have a starve-off, to prove once and for all who can lose the most weight the fastest and die of starvation first. The winner gets a trophy I just made out of mashed potatoes. They’ll be dead, of course, but I was just going to eat the mashed potatoes anyway.