Nicole Richie is still skinny

August 5th, 2005 // 1 Comment

nrichie_kayak.jpgRemember when Nicole Richie used to be fat? Because I think her steady diet of cocaine and laxatives may have changed all that. I realize that she’s been losing weight for awhile now, but I don’t recall her ever looking quite this skinny. And I’m probably going to regret saying this, but she’s actually looking pretty good despite that prepubescent body. Skinny is definitely a better look for her than ‘ugly pig’ was. Now all that’s needed is for her and Lindsay Lohan to have a starve-off, to prove once and for all who can lose the most weight the fastest and die of starvation first. The winner gets a trophy I just made out of mashed potatoes. They’ll be dead, of course, but I was just going to eat the mashed potatoes anyway.


  1. It seems that Nicole's face when the reporter said he was "thick" was so sad. I'm sure that was not the first time I heard – and if he suffered from an eating disorder or not, he would always remember that when he was rail thin, and say "And now

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