Nicole Richie is probably pregnant

June 18th, 2007 // 70 Comments
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Nicole Richie fueled pregnancy rumors Thursday night when she declined alcohol at the YSL Center Dance Arts party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. There’s been speculation that this is all an act to get out of serving jail time for her DUI arrest, but Nicole Richie turning down alcohol? No, something is definitely afoot. I better put on my detective hat and do some investigating. I think I’ll start with the girl’s locker room. That place always needs investigating. Sometimes three or four times a day.

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  1. Reality Check

    That little twig will spit that baby out no problem. Skinny + big pussy = pleanty of room for baby.

    The worst that could happen is she will gain some weight and not be able to attend Paris Hilton’s Party

  2. Lowlands

    How can she be pregnant?Her body doesn’t let any material of fluid or solid substance inside.

  3. Brink

    Posted by Jimbo on June 18, 2007 12:30 PM
    @27 Brink – You have to stop sniffing your finger after you scratch you ass, it is melting your brain

    Excuse me Jimmy,
    I have never ever sniffed my finger after scratching my ass. Now when I eat corn I will take a look in the toilet after taking a crap because it has always amazed me how it comes out whole no mater how much you chew it, but all this is for another day.
    Have fun Jimmy,
    Brink

  4. jd

    she should just give it to angelina

  5. Reality Check

    You People all suck and immuture is all that comes to my mind “LOSERS”

  6. The Superfish guy is on coke

    A HOBBIT!! LMAO Thats funny. Her face looks more like an elf though. I wonder what her snatch looks like. Probably meat curtains. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

  7. star69

    Why is this person even in the news all the time?
    What has she done that’s worth anything?
    She’s co-starred in a reality show. Big deal. She’s the adoptive child of Lionel Richie. Who was a one hit wonder (the world “wonder” is highly debatable in his case) and disappeared. Where the hell did he get all his money in the first place? I don’t know what the fucks wrong with the paparazzi these days. I mean how do they decide on picking a person and following them around so much we forget who they really are. NOTHING!

  8. It’s come down to this. I’m sending her 1000 condoms. durex condoms at that.

  9. star69

    I feel sorry for that poser rocker wannabe she’s with. He’s REALLY trying to be famous!!
    Nothing’s worked so far and now he’s dating this skeletor, just because she’s always in the news.
    He’s a dirty whore.

    Niiice!
    How much?

  10. star69

    I feel sorry for that poser rocker wannabe she’s with. He’s REALLY trying to be famous!!
    Nothing’s worked so far and now he’s dating this skeletor, just because she’s always in the news.
    He’s a dirty whore.

    Niiice!
    How much?

  11. Oh no! She denied alcohol! She MUST be pregnant!

    Dumbass tabloids.

  12. frenchie

    I’m not sure what the problem is with her in these pics. She looks pretty good to me…and I know I will get someone calling me all kinds of witty names because of this not being a negative post…blah, blah, blah. I don’t really give a flying shit because I liked her style and attitude back in her porkster stage and now when she’s skins. She has a bite to her personality that cannot be bought with money. I know people judge someone by the circle they run with but I really think Nicole is smarter than any one of them, therefore she will always come out on top.

  13. Tiffanany

    THe funny thing is it looks like her boyfriend Joel is eating all the food, the skinner she gets, the fatter he gets!!!

    http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/music/img/1508_72437161_small.jpg

  14. Tiffanany

    p.s. to star69:

    Lionel Richie is FAR from being a one hit wonder. Besides being one of the members of the Commodores (does the song “Brick House” ring any bells?), he had FIVE #1 hits in the 80s and thirteen consecutive top ten hits. I’m not a hug Lionel Richie fan, but let’s give credit where credit’s due.

  15. jrzmommy

    Star69– Lionel Richie is FAR from a one hit wonder. You, however, are an asshole.

  16. theblender101

    okay
    theres no fucking way this bitch is preg
    she barely way over 90 pounds
    from anorexia and ect she doesnt have her period
    now she seriously wants the public to believe she preg
    so she can get out of jail time…
    it’s impossible for this hoe to be preg

  17. theblender101

    okay
    theres no fucking way this bitch is preg
    she barely way over 90 pounds
    from anorexia and ect she doesnt have her period
    now she seriously wants the public to believe she preg
    so she can get out of jail time…
    it’s impossible for this hoe to be preg

  18. the red

    Little minx,she probably is pregnant. If I was that guy, I’d hit that as much as she’d let me. She’d have to get impregnated sooner or later.
    Bang bang bang! Do that thang!
    ;)

  19. Madonna

    I admit it. I want to fuck her. Something about her hair. With a vulcanized condom but I want to fuck her silly.

  20. Nichole is sorta like me. She likes to lick guys azzholes and so do I. We are just sicko’s. We love it, and we can’t help it, so we are proud of it and if you don’t like it then leave.

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