Nicole Richie fueled pregnancy rumors Thursday night when she declined alcohol at the YSL Center Dance Arts party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. There’s been speculation that this is all an act to get out of serving jail time for her DUI arrest, but Nicole Richie turning down alcohol? No, something is definitely afoot. I better put on my detective hat and do some investigating. I think I’ll start with the girl’s locker room. That place always needs investigating. Sometimes three or four times a day.
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 11:42 am
FRIST!
booga1134 | June 18, 2007 at 11:42 am
With her diet, she’ll have a miscarriage in not time. Flush the little guy right down the toilet.
Celebrity Cowboy | June 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
She probably IS pregnant, but I wouldn’t put it past her to avoid alcohol and show off a non-existent bump to gain publicity.
Geno | June 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
The kid is mine.
RichPort | June 18, 2007 at 11:46 am
She’ll go full term but deliver only a tiny tadpole clinging to the placenta, and Tom Cruise will eat the whole thing in one expertly deepthroated swallow.
mong_head | June 18, 2007 at 11:46 am
He looks like a skunk, a skunk with a really weird taste in women (ones that look like little boys)
Victor | June 18, 2007 at 11:49 am
I am SOOOOO fuckin glad she is pregnant. Maybe we she will gain some weight and be fuckable again. Once she gains like 20 to 30 pounds I will be all on that bitch, and fuck her until I make that troll face go away.
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 11:49 am
Just because the stupid bitch has not had a period in 3 months does not mean she is pregnant. She is only doing this to try and keep her boney ass out of jail and she want to attention
PrettyBaby | June 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
Hey Victor – when her water breaks, will you drink it?
NicotineEyePatch | June 18, 2007 at 11:52 am
Girls need to have periods before they can get pregnant…
Victor | June 18, 2007 at 11:55 am
#9, good point. But not on her. Now if it was Jessica Alba, then would be a totally different story, I would drink her water, then douche her, and drink that also.
NicotineEyePatch | June 18, 2007 at 11:57 am
Haha, Jimbo, beat me to it!
bungoone | June 18, 2007 at 12:00 pm
judging from the size of her feet in pictures 4 & 5, she’s clearly a Hobbit. she seems so tiny. why the hell are her feet so huge??! and i’m suprised she dates a guy with a double chin. he’s such a tool to begin with, i don’t think he needs his hair like that to prove it.
lastly, i hope these two are either walking to or from the abortion clinic.
pheetus | June 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She went to an abortion clinic to get an explanation for how her boyfriend survived the procedure.
mia | June 18, 2007 at 12:06 pm
It’s not an abortion clinic because you don’t see any religious psychos with dead baby signs and bloodlust in their eyes.
Cassie | June 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm
She’s not even big enough to get preggers
Coco | June 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm
spawn of satan?
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm
@16 – nice description of yourself on your blog
sea | June 18, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Isn’t this old news?
Kennedy | June 18, 2007 at 12:14 pm
First off, Nicole Richie is awesome. Second, she must be knocked up cause she’s actually developing cleavage.
Shelby | June 18, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Hello, Cruella DeVille
polypam | June 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm
She is milking this rumor for all it’s worth. Is she also going to fake a miscarriage so that she gets all of our sympathy?
havoc | June 18, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Isn’t getting sober chic this week in Hollyweird?
We’re not supposed to cycle the rampant drug problem again for a few more weeks.
Get on schedule people!
Bern | June 18, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I’m telling you, there is no way this chick can birth a healthy baby — she’s going to pop out a carton of Marlboro Reds and and a field mouse.
Papa Smear | June 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Sounds like she’s hoping for a miscarriage – of justice!
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ahaha…ha…ha…heh…uh…ummm…pffft…
Bugman4045 | June 18, 2007 at 12:26 pm
@22 That is exactly what she is doing. I doubt she menstruates, due to her malnourishent, so I am sure she could not conceive.
Brink | June 18, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I love me some Nicole baby! She is so cute and hippy chic you just want to give her kisses. Did I ever mention her sexy skin color, hair over one eye look and that little angelic face?
Shammy | June 18, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I wonder what the baby will look like!? And seriously what is up with her feet, those are some haggard ass toes.
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
@27 Brink – You have to stop sniffing you finger after you scratch you ass, it is melting your brain
Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
@27 Brink – You have to stop sniffing your finger after you scratch you ass, it is melting your brain
15piecesofflare | June 18, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Oh no, it’s going to spawn?
free sample | June 18, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Did a Flock of Seagulls re-form?
DancingQueen | June 18, 2007 at 1:12 pm
That’s going to be one ugly ass, half-half-breed Pepe Le Pew m-f-er.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 18, 2007 at 1:14 pm
She’s not preggers, she finally brokedown and ate a hamburger about a week ago. She is so emaciated that a single meal engorges her to the point of appearing with child. Her metabolism has so slowed that, not unlike an anaconda, she takes weeks to digest a simple lunch. So it’s no kid, either a burger or a bellyful of jid. Take your pick.
Lisa | June 18, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Hum,, bra, and cleavage…….thats differant.
jus'stupid | June 18, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Who the hell is this nerd? At first look, before clicking on the pix, i thought he just shaved the side, but what a f’ing dork, bleached the sides, adn dyed the top? Geez, I’ve seen better heads on a zit. And then I squished them.
Bugman4045 | June 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm
That is her boyfriend DJ Scro-Tem.
Ally | June 18, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Hey Nicole,
I’m sorry to inform you, but you probably aren’t really pregnant. Have you ever seen pictures of starving children in Africa? How they have those little bellies? That is called Edema…caused from a severe lack of blood protein. This is what happens to people who go months without eating. There is absolutely no way you are pregnant.
RoastBeef | June 18, 2007 at 2:06 pm
@24 the Boob Shots on your site have gotten a lot better under the new format. Nice job Bern.
Quinn | June 18, 2007 at 2:07 pm
uhoh she’ll have to lighten up on the coke and eat a few meals… in no time she’ll be fatter than ever MWAHAHAHAA
TigerLilly | June 18, 2007 at 2:25 pm
“Ugga Wagga Wiggwam”
Peter Pan and I think she’ll have a cute baby and we have plans to fly away with it before anyone gets to see it, then she’ll have to go to jail. Who is the ugga wagga
uggly guy with her?
WowJustWow | June 18, 2007 at 2:44 pm
She mated with skunk boy?
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHA
World’s Ugliest Bebeh comin’ right up!
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Anorexics stop getting their periods…Nicole, you ain’t got a bun in that oven……you just got amenorrhea
Waffleholic | June 18, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Ricci makes my throw up in my mouth.. a lot.
Even with bewbs there is no denying that THE MUMMY RETURNS!!! in these pics.
krazihottkelli | June 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm
hey buttfuck:
#15==yea, who the hell iz
talkin about abortion clinicz?
your zuch a dumbazz..now, go
back to your dungeon!
Lowlands | June 18, 2007 at 4:00 pm
If i was the judge who’s in charge of her case.I would say;’oh yeah sure,Nicole Richie is pregnant and the earth is flat and water is dry as dust’.
Lowlands | June 18, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Believe me folks,she isn’t pregnant.Maybe she will one day but at the moment this girl’s worst nightmare is a thick belly.
jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 4:09 pm
She’ll be a Soccer Cadaver.
Guy | June 18, 2007 at 4:12 pm
His hair looks cool, shame about EVERYTHING ELSE (Including Nicole)
hollywoodgirls.tv | June 18, 2007 at 4:15 pm
http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv for news, photos and videos on Nicole and babywatch!