Nicole Richie is pregnant and in a bikini…again

#49 – I agree. Must be something about the hormones!

she looks better preggers than she did un-preggers. healthy…with the whole glowing thing going on.

What ethnicity is she? I mean, her dad is mostly black. Anyone know this? Is she adopted? Stolen? I just wonder what the lil’ bean will look like, aside from fugly, obviously.

cocaine is a helluva drug

the psychosis, the weight loss, the bloating…

bitch isn’t pregnant. she just drank some water.

@53 After looking at her bare belly in the last pic, I believe that she was adopted from that Ethernopian from South Park named Starvin’ Marvin. Lionel Ritchie really wanted the Teiko digital sports watch as a free gift with his adoption.

Click *bing* gluk.
Seriously, she looks like a lab rat from the Baltics.

More giant sunglasses. Ugh.

I would do her, only thing is that i wouldn’t want to have to pay for the therapy she would need afterwards from all the traumatization she got from getting done dirty. Yay pregnant bitches!!!

Too bad she didn’t vacuum that little fucker out. Now she isn’t anything more than just your ordinary fat American pig.

HAVE AT IT TUBBY SUPERFICIAL POSTERS!

Look at Joel-asswipe, Carrying his laptop to the beach. Great fun! I’m just glad I’m not tattooed like that.

i’m pretty sure southern baptists don’t visit this website, zing

nobody cares about killing unborn babies or making fat jokes.

p.s. hey, does anyone know whatever happened to gluttony being a sin?

HIDEOUS!

I wonder who’s more ashamed of who in this relationship. They both have a very solid argument.

What the hell is that in Picture Eight? Is that pubes sticking out of her bikini bottom or some nasty wrinkles? What the fuck!

Uh, doesn’t she know that after 16 weeks you’re not supposed to lay on your back for any amount of time? It cuts off the blood supply to the baby b/c your uterus shifts on to your major arteries. But then, i suppose the malnutrition and drugs won’t be good for the kid either… suppose not getting enough oxygen is par for the course.

You just have to love pregger titties!

As for ethnicity, don’t forget #53, she’s adopted. Lionel isn’t her real daddy. Some roadie for Lionel is the biological father.

WOW i wish I could be a lazy ass and lay out in the sun all day, every day. I think i just may be happy if I did that.

Starla, post 66. The artery is called the Vena Cava and it cuts off blood supply to mother NOT baby. If the fetus weighs enough, the pressure on the vena cava can cause the mother to feel light headed, dizzy, even faint. It can also affect the mother’s blood pressure and put her at higher risk for back pain. Laying in the sun for an hour or so isn’t putting Nicole or her unborn at risk. Relax.

What’s the point of being so wealthy if all you can fuck is an ugly guy ?

He is horrible ! Short, pasty white skin, ugly black hair, tiny pig eyes, tatoos all over, disgusting !

Getting pregnant saved this stupid bitches life……….

Just one word for that dirtbag Madden – UGLY

She no longer looks anorexic. That’s good.

The thing I really like is the ultra stark white, tattooed newt, with the nice big bald spot on the crown of his head, that’s just hanging around watching her do all the work … NICE!

Oh yeah and another thing … black is such a cool beachy color!!! Madden RULES, what a trend setter!

I want to see those swollen mellons.
Porker.

I want to see those swollen mellons.
Porker.

I am soooo happy to see thats she is starting to eat.. best thing that happen to her was getting pregnant!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2262572

I didn’t think that it was healthy to be pregnant and sunning.

BABYGLYNISS, YOU’RE HOT!!!

The boobs are a welcome addition. Plus, it’s good to know that she’s eating and putting the baby first.
(We’ll probably find out later that behind closed doors she’s smoking crack and drinking a bottle of Jack everyday)

She actually looks really nice because of those “couple” pounds.

look at this,,,she has boobs,,,then again the pregnancy mess it up…

Joel Madden would get his balls kicked into his chest cavity in any city outside of bubbleland LA. Emo wanker… so lets’ go tick the originality boxes for… the 80s eyeliner, the fake angst lyrics and borrowed music, the he~man tats? no! so far no ticks damn…

Oh, all that pish above and Tattoos do not make you a real man, sonny.

Okay people, she is PREGNANT! give her some slack. Do YOU know what it’s like to be pregnant? NO! So shut the hell up. She looks SOOO much better than before. I feel bad for this baby though…shouldn’t she NOT be dying her hair? Same with Christina Aguilera.

I feel so sorry for her! I never saw him helping her! Maybe that’s why she looks so damn tired and beat up. She should ditch him for sure. No doubt he is retarded.

she looks funny why does she show us that bad stomatch!

Everyone makes mistakes on this journey we call LIFE. The really important thing is that we learn from it. Also your can’t have a future by living in the past.

70. LauraE – I can’t figure out what Hilary Duff was thinking. She probably eats cockroach shit if she would come within 200 feet of this useless hack.

71. LauraE – You forgot flabby and bloated. Actually I think pale is his good point. Has anyone heard that more than brief exposure to UV rays isn’t especially healthy?

73. SR -you can’t leave out “untalented”. I don’t believe anyone could be more ugly than he is untalented (but darn it if the squatty little STD isn’t trying!) .