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Nicole Richie reportedly fainted while shopping at LA boutique Kitson, refusing some food afterwards but taking some water.
?She was looking through a rack of clothes when she suddenly fainted and hit the floor,? an ?eyewitness? told the mag. ?The staff helped her to a chair and offered her something to eat. She shot back, ?No!? and mumbled something about it being ?so hot.?? Although Richie turned away food, she did accept a glass of water, reports the mag, and after about 20 minutes ?was steady enough to leave.?
That’s what happens when you replace your meals with laxatives. I don’t know a single person who’s fainted from the heat, and yet every other teen celebrity has. Unless it’s not the heat. Unless it’s because they’re starving themselves. I don’t even dare to imagine such a thing could be true. The shock! The horror! Why am I yelling!
More of Nicole Richie looking really healthy after the jump.
joker13 | July 20, 2006 at 1:54 pm
1st?
SoftBlueGlow | July 20, 2006 at 1:54 pm
If she ate some food her body wouldn’t hate her so much.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
TheAdamBom | July 20, 2006 at 1:55 pm
3rd?
endometriorama | July 20, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Someone needs to tell her she’s not Audrey Hepburn. Call me crazy, but I thought the fresh-out-of-rehab, black and white dreadlocked Nicole was hot.
Icognito79 | July 20, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Mmmmm, heroin
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
jrzmommy | July 20, 2006 at 2:02 pm
You’re almost there Nicole!! Keep up the good work! 10 more pounds and you will successfully have gotten back down to your birth weight!
danielle | July 20, 2006 at 2:02 pm
OH MY GOSH PEOPLE! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT WHERE SHE’S FROM, LOOKING LIKE AN INSECT IS A TRUE FORM OF BEAUTY!
…I MEAN SURE, ITS ANOTHER PLANET, BUT SO?
ALL CREATURES ARE MADE ALIKE….i mean HUMANS.
SoftBlueGlow | July 20, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Then again, it wouldn’t be such a terrible thing if she just withered up and died would it?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
pinky_nip | July 20, 2006 at 2:02 pm
I black out everytime I hear “Dancin’ on the Ceiling”.
SpecialAgentWind | July 20, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Maybe she was saving her appetite for Jeff Goldblums love juice.
I admire her determination – besides its been awhile since a good celebrity death.
JoBOO | July 20, 2006 at 2:05 pm
F all of u. I’d still hit that…
SpecialAgentWind | July 20, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I was so glad on Project Runway when it was Miss America they had to design for. When they announced the week before of celeb royality – I thought for sure it would have been Paris or this stick.
YoMamma | July 20, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Walking Death.
poor girl.
11th?
tits_on_snack | July 20, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Awesome. Hey isn’t this how that Shiavo bitch ended up handicapped? Go Nicole!
YoMamma | July 20, 2006 at 2:07 pm
damn
bigponie | July 20, 2006 at 2:12 pm
the girl is as pale as a ghost, the only color on her is her nail polish
ScriptRadar | July 20, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I need a swizzle stick for my coffee and milk. Hey there’s one…
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 2:16 pm
I missed everybody yesterday. Cleaning day. The neighbors have been complaining about the smell coming from my crawl space.
I thought I used enough lye.
Nicole Richie. Hmmm. It really doesn’t do anything for me to make fun of handicapped people, accept for the ones who where helmets and bang into each other like pinballs.
Another cool thing is something Dr. Rokter once told me, “Whenever you tell a retard something is a cookie they almost automatically put it in their mouth.”
Another fun thing to do is after you blow your load in their mouth (not ‘there’ mouth: thanks bunny) as soon as you blow your load, smack them hard in the back of thier helmet (not ‘there’ helmet) and watch your sac-juice shoot out their nose like an angry dragon.
Anyway, other than that it’s not cool to make fun of retards.
januaryanne | July 20, 2006 at 2:21 pm
hey is that a leg in your skirt or are you just happy to see me.
oh! oh god that’s your leg!
IFuckingHateYou | July 20, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I’d let her suck my cock, except for three things:
1. – she’s starved herself so much, she might just bite a chunk out of it.
2. – if she didn’t bite, I’d blow a big load down her throat and her stomach would explode like a concentration camp victim eating an orange after being set free.
3. – she’s fucking ugly.
pagebetty | July 20, 2006 at 2:22 pm
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========== See Nicole? You witch! Let’s see if you’ve learned your lesson! Oh please, I hope she doesn’t faint while driving! Stupid hoe!
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 2:24 pm
@18 It’s ‘their’ helmet not ‘thier’ helmet. Finger slipped. I’m going to get reamed for that. I’m also pretty sure it’s ‘on’ the back of their helmet, not ‘in’ the back of their helmet. Back to Auschwitz for English lessons. Bunnyhugger is going to shave my head and whip me with barbed wire again. I hope.
Fugurself | July 20, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Damn, doesn’t these pictures look like the start of every porno scene ever filmed?
Except in this one, the guy would keep his pants on and run like hell.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 20, 2006 at 2:26 pm
hopeless.
I think it’s nice that you involved them in your games like that, just like uncle rob used to do hey? You should be thanked for your care in the community work.
BoognishRising | July 20, 2006 at 2:26 pm
That emaciated fuck could get full eating a saccharine pill.
jrzmommy | July 20, 2006 at 2:27 pm
so now good old Nicole is getting heart arrhythmia from her body being so wasted. Although this is self-inflicted, ya gotta kinda wonder if anyone who’s making a buck off of her would get her to a hospital? The bloodsuckers–agents, publicists, etc.
anyway…..this is kinda funny
http://www.adrants.com/images/jimmy_chew.jpg
andrewthezeppo | July 20, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Poor girl,
Its fun to make fun and all, but when somebody seriously has a problem that could kill them, its slightly less funny than drop kicking puppies into traffic.
BriBri | July 20, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Who faints from HEAT exhaustion in an air-conditioned store?
Sarah-Jean | July 20, 2006 at 2:37 pm
She probably fainted from low blood sugar from lack of food. She should have at least eaten an apple or a banana. That would have helped her recover a lot better than water…
I wonder how many more times she’s going to do that in public before somebody straps her down and force feeds her.
I don’t know why someone would want to starve themselves. There are other ways of losing weight. Granted they are not easy and require discipline, but they are much safer than just not eating.
I hope she gets this under control soon…
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 2:38 pm
She looks like a midget on stilts………..
PapaHotNuts | July 20, 2006 at 2:40 pm
I thought this was a celebrity bashing web-site, but they keep showing pictures of Ethopian refugee camp victims. The SF really needs to lighten up. At least I’d fuck this refugee, as opposed to letting the little bloated black kids just giving me hand-jobs. I just can’t tolerate the flies for long.
DancingQueen | July 20, 2006 at 2:43 pm
I think it was the stress from trying to decide which type of rice cake to have for dinner.
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DancingQueen | July 20, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Damn, that looked better when I typed it…
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 20, 2006 at 2:46 pm
I like how she rejected the offer of food as though it were garlic to a vampire. Girls, take notice – this is what happens to you when you obtain all of your protein and sustenance from the nozzle of a cock.
kickservebt | July 20, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Who the hell cares what this no-talent, dumb as a doorknob, ignorant, ugly, bag of bones does…eats…drinks…or sleeps with????
pinky_nip | July 20, 2006 at 2:47 pm
When you can fuck a chick with your forearm, without them feeling it, you really need some pasta.
stellacadente | July 20, 2006 at 2:48 pm
not that i doubt she has an eating disorder but are any of you actually from LA?
ive thought i was going to pass out from the heat everyday the past two weeks!
MollyPoo | July 20, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Eat a sammich, girl! Dayum, she’s nasty.
johnmryan | July 20, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Poor girl, cant afford any food!
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Was Pete Doherty in the vicinity? To draw her blood?
francesfarmer | July 20, 2006 at 2:59 pm
She’s pregnant with twins. Can’t you see it?
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Lol @ 40
MaryBackstayge | July 20, 2006 at 3:06 pm
God, enough with the stupid, retarded BIG SUNGLASSES! They look ridiculous and the only two people who could pull off that look was Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis and Audrey Hepburn. Enough already.
Also? Who cares? Rich, spoiled brat starving herself and fainting while shopping. I have no pity for her.
Next, please.
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Stupid salespeople, she’s already had her daily ration of 1 TicTac. It’s so hard to find good help these days.
Showgrrrl | July 20, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Has anyone else ever noticed that her FEET keep growing, in spite of her not eating? It’s like the skinnier SHE gets, her feet just will not give up the fight, and get bigger, bonier, and uglier….
spatz | July 20, 2006 at 3:13 pm
37 you thought, but did you? no because i assume youre a normal healthy human being. it gets to be over 100 degrees in the subway stations in nyc, no air conditioning, no fresh air. just dirty hot steamy armpit air, youre standing there waiting for a train to come with a hobo grinding up next to you. do you know what happens to hobos in 100 degree weather and no fresh clean air? yeah. and you dont see me passing out! dont make excuses for this bitch. who cares about her.
Lady Biz | July 20, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Once waking from having passed out the most obnoxious side effect is feeling very very hot and sweating profusely. That’s why she said she was hot. The heat had nothing to do with her passing out. She passed out due to a drop in blood pressure, most likely due to a very low blood sugar. She needed more in her system than water. At the very least the store manager should have plied her with a full-calorie Coke and a cookie. That’s what the Red Cross gives you if you pass out from donating blood.
Showgrrrl | July 20, 2006 at 3:14 pm
It’s like having fingers where her toes should be! ugh.
Showgrrrl | July 20, 2006 at 3:16 pm
I wonder if she’d give a good hand job with her finger-toes? Would she give lessons on said foot-jobs?
Equalparts | July 20, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Has anyone ever noticed how thin she is?