Nicole Richie is looking really healthy

August 14th, 2006 // 155 Comments

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Anorexia? More like anorsexya. Am I right, folks? Huh? Am I right? Because if there’s anything guys enjoy doing it’s having sex with corpses. Or eating piles of feces. Or sticking their penises in blenders. I might have the wrong list here.

More of Nicole Richie setting a great example for children after the jump.

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Comments (155)

  1. MR_DG | August 14, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    NASTY!!! EAT SOME FRENCH FRIES!

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  2. Equalparts | August 14, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Frog legs taste like chicken.

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  3. mawabef | August 14, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    even her shoes are too big for her

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  4. EdMoney | August 14, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    I never knew that Ironing boards could run, WOW

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  5. Carolicious | August 14, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    That’s scary, not even funny anymore! TRULY scary!

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  6. Jacq | August 14, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    People in concentration camps at the end of WWII looked healthier – unless you consider having a tan to be healthy.

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  7. kittiesarecute | August 14, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    I like her shoes though. Christian Louboutin?

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  8. eatyourfeedback | August 14, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    At least her frog’s legs match her reptilian-like face.

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  9. teacherbitch | August 14, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    those shoes make her look fat… cow…

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  10. kuennen sux | August 14, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    …healthy for a 10 year old

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  11. tits_on_snack | August 14, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    Hot. Has her hair started falling out in clumps in the shower yet? Does she get her period anymore? Not only is it sexy, it’s a great form of birth control.

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  12. H8TR | August 14, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    Can she just hurry up and pull a Karen Carpenter already? Gah!

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  13. ValeWolf | August 14, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    Fucking Q-tip.

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  14. FashMags | August 14, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    Um, is this her attempt to “be one” with the starving orphans of (fill in country here)? Are there flies hanging out on her. OMG – she’s shrunk so much her shoes do not fit any more. Someone hold her down and pour some Ensure into her. And then snatch Katie Holmes and return her to her parents.

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  15. NYC GIRL | August 14, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    Her shoes look like they weigh more than her.

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  16. PixieGal | August 14, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    I love the girl in the last picture giving her the “Wtf just walked past me?” look of confusion/disgust.

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  17. Gordo69 | August 14, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Personally, I love her body just the way it is bones and all. Skinny people are hot. :)

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  18. Agatha | August 14, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Titty-fucking her would be like repeatedly slamming one’s penis against a piece of wood. And splintery too, I’d imagine, since her skin is probably dried out.

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  19. Ramdonomo | August 14, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    Damn. I guess her menfolk just hang onto her femurs when doing the deed. Not like there are muscles or anything.

    Ribs make for good handlebars…?

    So gross. GROSS.

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  20. CelebSlam.com | August 14, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    I think I saw that same image on a history channel special (something about liberating a concentration camp)

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  21. herbiefrog | August 14, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    she’s obviously still too thin
    but she’s trying damn it
    [you are trying right?]

    …and she look hot
    …with clothes on
    …like pic #4

    come on babe
    eat it up
    it’s good for you :)

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  22. BarbadoSlim | August 14, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    This is for those who’d like to forget The Holocaust.

    NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!

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  23. yuckyfresh | August 14, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    wow, even her shoes look like they’re falling off her. i thought she was doing better there for a while but it looks like i was insane. you think it’s just anorexia or are drugs involved here too?

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  24. Rimmer | August 14, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    She looks like Lindsay Lohan’s side boob.

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  25. spatz | August 14, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    you know youre sexy when your bathing suit bottoms start sagging. disgusting. why wont she just die already?

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  26. gibsongirl_1 | August 14, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    That chick in the last photo standing behind nicole only weighs 120 lbs. That’s what a normal person looks like next to the toothpick.

    ****Fashion Tip Of The Day****

    Ladies, when you have really skinny legs don’t wear big heavy platforms. It gives you cartoon feet.

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  27. misterveryze | August 14, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Me want boy!!

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  28. ImSuicidal | August 14, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    This is from “mrs.t” over at SpankCheeks.
    I think it’s hilarious.

    “What kind of sick fuck puts a little black boy in a bikini?”

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  29. sharkbite | August 14, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    Good lord, it’s a praying mantis.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  30. ScriptRadar | August 14, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    Next stop: persistent vegetative state.

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  31. LL | August 14, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    In those beach scenes, she must be running away from a sandwich, cause she can’t be running for health. Come to think of it, how is she running? People that skinny usually don’t have enough strength to get out of bed, much less frolic on a beach and scare the shit out of small children. The last time I saw a person that frighteniningly thin, they were on their death bed with lung cancer. Not kidding.

    Way to go, Nicole, way to show Paris that you can get thinner than her. Now all you need to do is screw about 500 guys, then you two will be all even.

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  32. Porcelyn | August 14, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    ew, I just threw up a little

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  33. FirstTimeLongTime | August 14, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    I’d much rather hit that ghetto mami in the background of pic #4 any day over Nicole “body of a 9 year old boy” Richie.

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  34. herbiefrog | August 14, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    #33 well if she’s got a nine year old boy
    inside…

    we’d better start work
    on getting him
    to come on out
    and to start
    talking to
    *us*

    love to all :)

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  35. Astriastar | August 14, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    oh my god. In the first pic she looks like she just escaped from Auchwitz, and in the 3rd and 4th pics she looks like a little girl wearing her mommy’s shoes. How can she think she looks good? It’s sickening. I take back everything I’ve ever said about you can never be too rich or too thin. Clearly, you can.

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  36. Tracie | August 14, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    Other than DJ AM, has anyone actually reportedly “hit” Nicole in the last few years? By the looks of her, I would assume that Nicole’s vag is actually full of sticks and twigs. Probably the reason for the on-again/off-again relationship with DJ is because Nicole is so dried up, even he still hasn’t been able to bang her.

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  37. Spindoc | August 14, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    It’s Sad when Ethiopean Famine vicitims can point to the picture of her and say “Shit, I guess things could be worse for me”

    I think her boyfriend DJ AM broke up with her because her pelvic bone was repeatedly shredding his penis during sex.

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  38. docta | August 14, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    ew

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  39. YoMamma | August 14, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    “Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor. “

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  40. RichPort | August 14, 2006 at 3:52 pm

    Here’s one person who took the Oslen Twin craze a wee bit too far… that chick in the last pic looks like she just saw one of those cartoon characters from “The Gorillas”… only nothing “feels good” here, more like “feels hungry”. Fat bitch.

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  41. BitchyMcBitch | August 14, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    Oh look! it’s a little 9 year old kid running down the beach in a bikini with long crappy hair extensions…No wait…is that…it can’t be! It is! It’s Nicole ‘I haven’t got an eating disorder’ Richie

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  42. UNWASHEDMASSES | August 14, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Looking at her does make me feel better about my slight beer gut. She’s literally starved the fuck out of herself, as in anyone who would want to fuck her as she now looks in her reduced state would be out of their minds. And we’re supposed to believe she’s clean? If she had a heroin problem when she was pleasantly plump, what does she have now? A category 5 crystal meth habit?

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  43. vainandlovingit | August 14, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    so fat…look at all those rolls.elephant ankles and a HUGE ass.makes me sick. she should just stop eating altogether.

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  44. bexybeans | August 14, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    and you wonder why she’s so skinny. because the entire world is OBSESSED with her weight! when she was bigger everyone was like “OMG what a fat fucking cow!” now that she’s unhealthily skinny, everyone’s cracking jokes about her being a holocaust victim. hey guys, the holocaust isn’t funny. neither are eating disorders. its pretty fucking cruel if you ask me.

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  45. radio4play | August 14, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    good god what the fuck is that!

    someone feed her plz

    dip dip

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  46. ValeWolf | August 14, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Lindsay Lohan’s side boob weights more than her.

    She looks like a tanned mummy.

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  47. reenie11 | August 14, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Would someone please use her as a sharp object and jab her through the heart of Hohan so I wont have to see her fucking slutty red head on here anymore. Cant you make fun of real celebrities???

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  48. suzy | August 14, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    it looks like she’s dying.. will someone please shove a burger in her mouth

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  49. radio4play | August 14, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    #46 hahaha

    dip dip

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  50. Kungfujen | August 14, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    1. The contrast between the skeleton and the normal size person is quite remarkable.

    2. The skeleton photos should come with a severe health warning. I nearly lost my breakfast.

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