Nicole Richie is looking really healthy

NASTY!!! EAT SOME FRENCH FRIES!

Frog legs taste like chicken.

even her shoes are too big for her

I never knew that Ironing boards could run, WOW

That’s scary, not even funny anymore! TRULY scary!

People in concentration camps at the end of WWII looked healthier – unless you consider having a tan to be healthy.

I like her shoes though. Christian Louboutin?

At least her frog’s legs match her reptilian-like face.

those shoes make her look fat… cow…

…healthy for a 10 year old

Hot. Has her hair started falling out in clumps in the shower yet? Does she get her period anymore? Not only is it sexy, it’s a great form of birth control.

Can she just hurry up and pull a Karen Carpenter already? Gah!

Fucking Q-tip.

Um, is this her attempt to “be one” with the starving orphans of (fill in country here)? Are there flies hanging out on her. OMG – she’s shrunk so much her shoes do not fit any more. Someone hold her down and pour some Ensure into her. And then snatch Katie Holmes and return her to her parents.

Her shoes look like they weigh more than her.

I love the girl in the last picture giving her the “Wtf just walked past me?” look of confusion/disgust.

Personally, I love her body just the way it is bones and all. Skinny people are hot. :)

Titty-fucking her would be like repeatedly slamming one’s penis against a piece of wood. And splintery too, I’d imagine, since her skin is probably dried out.

Damn. I guess her menfolk just hang onto her femurs when doing the deed. Not like there are muscles or anything.

Ribs make for good handlebars…?

So gross. GROSS.

I think I saw that same image on a history channel special (something about liberating a concentration camp)

http://www.celebslam.com

she’s obviously still too thin
but she’s trying damn it
[you are trying right?]

…and she look hot
…with clothes on
…like pic #4

come on babe
eat it up
it’s good for you :)

This is for those who’d like to forget The Holocaust.

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!

wow, even her shoes look like they’re falling off her. i thought she was doing better there for a while but it looks like i was insane. you think it’s just anorexia or are drugs involved here too?

She looks like Lindsay Lohan’s side boob.

you know youre sexy when your bathing suit bottoms start sagging. disgusting. why wont she just die already?

That chick in the last photo standing behind nicole only weighs 120 lbs. That’s what a normal person looks like next to the toothpick.

****Fashion Tip Of The Day****

Ladies, when you have really skinny legs don’t wear big heavy platforms. It gives you cartoon feet.

Me want boy!!

This is from “mrs.t” over at SpankCheeks.
I think it’s hilarious.

“What kind of sick fuck puts a little black boy in a bikini?”

Good lord, it’s a praying mantis.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Next stop: persistent vegetative state.

In those beach scenes, she must be running away from a sandwich, cause she can’t be running for health. Come to think of it, how is she running? People that skinny usually don’t have enough strength to get out of bed, much less frolic on a beach and scare the shit out of small children. The last time I saw a person that frighteniningly thin, they were on their death bed with lung cancer. Not kidding.

Way to go, Nicole, way to show Paris that you can get thinner than her. Now all you need to do is screw about 500 guys, then you two will be all even.

ew, I just threw up a little

I’d much rather hit that ghetto mami in the background of pic #4 any day over Nicole “body of a 9 year old boy” Richie.

#33 well if she’s got a nine year old boy
inside…

we’d better start work
on getting him
to come on out
and to start
talking to
*us*

love to all :)

oh my god. In the first pic she looks like she just escaped from Auchwitz, and in the 3rd and 4th pics she looks like a little girl wearing her mommy’s shoes. How can she think she looks good? It’s sickening. I take back everything I’ve ever said about you can never be too rich or too thin. Clearly, you can.

Other than DJ AM, has anyone actually reportedly “hit” Nicole in the last few years? By the looks of her, I would assume that Nicole’s vag is actually full of sticks and twigs. Probably the reason for the on-again/off-again relationship with DJ is because Nicole is so dried up, even he still hasn’t been able to bang her.

It’s Sad when Ethiopean Famine vicitims can point to the picture of her and say “Shit, I guess things could be worse for me”

I think her boyfriend DJ AM broke up with her because her pelvic bone was repeatedly shredding his penis during sex.

ew

“Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor. “

Here’s one person who took the Oslen Twin craze a wee bit too far… that chick in the last pic looks like she just saw one of those cartoon characters from “The Gorillas”… only nothing “feels good” here, more like “feels hungry”. Fat bitch.

Oh look! it’s a little 9 year old kid running down the beach in a bikini with long crappy hair extensions…No wait…is that…it can’t be! It is! It’s Nicole ‘I haven’t got an eating disorder’ Richie

Looking at her does make me feel better about my slight beer gut. She’s literally starved the fuck out of herself, as in anyone who would want to fuck her as she now looks in her reduced state would be out of their minds. And we’re supposed to believe she’s clean? If she had a heroin problem when she was pleasantly plump, what does she have now? A category 5 crystal meth habit?

so fat…look at all those rolls.elephant ankles and a HUGE ass.makes me sick. she should just stop eating altogether.

and you wonder why she’s so skinny. because the entire world is OBSESSED with her weight! when she was bigger everyone was like “OMG what a fat fucking cow!” now that she’s unhealthily skinny, everyone’s cracking jokes about her being a holocaust victim. hey guys, the holocaust isn’t funny. neither are eating disorders. its pretty fucking cruel if you ask me.

good god what the fuck is that!

someone feed her plz

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Lindsay Lohan’s side boob weights more than her.

She looks like a tanned mummy.

Would someone please use her as a sharp object and jab her through the heart of Hohan so I wont have to see her fucking slutty red head on here anymore. Cant you make fun of real celebrities???

it looks like she’s dying.. will someone please shove a burger in her mouth

#46 hahaha

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1. The contrast between the skeleton and the normal size person is quite remarkable.

2. The skeleton photos should come with a severe health warning. I nearly lost my breakfast.