Nicole Richie is a paradox

HER EATING PICTURES ARE FAKE!!!!!

Every starlet accused of anorexia always tries to manipulate their image. If any of you remember when Calista Flockhart was accused of being anorexic back when she was on Ally McBeal, all of a sudden every “Sightings” column in the gossip pages would mention that she was out to dinner with her friends and loved the brownie sundae, or that “Hungry Calista Flockhart munched M&M’s all throughout the movie” etc… It was bullshit then and it’s bullshit now. Nichole knows when the Paparazzi are looking. She has had hundreds of different pictures of her eating in her car taken in the last 2 months. how many of you eat in your car every day?! The bitch goes to MacDonalds, eats 2 fries, watches the cameras click then drives off. This is no different than Mary-Kate Olsen wearing baggy clothes to hide her hideously malnourished walking corpse of a body.

48–the second one. Dontchya think her torso looks kinda on the loooooonnnnnnggg side?

I wonder if this dumb bitch feels this way?

Mama take this food from me
I just can’t eat it anymore
It’s getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door
Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door
Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door
Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

I like her shoes.

I wish she’d gain some weight.

@53 Stallion – Dylan, then Guns n’ fuckin Roses… … nice!

I like the Skeletor reference but he’s buff as hell! Nichole, however is not. Just plain Skeleton will suffice.

I have to agree with you #51, I too believe that she is only eating for the camera’s sake. Maybe she thinks that if there are enough pictures out there of her “eating”, then the tabloids will drop the whole anorexic thing…unfortunatley, that aint gonna happen ’till she gains a good 10 or 20 pounds…Im actually starting to feel kind of bad for Nicole Ritchie…oh, wait, no…it was just gas…false alarm!

does anyone know where to get the yellow heels she is wearing? Who makes them?

She likes her Happy Meal with a side of crystal meth.

http://www.HolyCandy.com

She doesn’t have an eating disorder. She went to Mexico and had her stomach stapled, and now she can’t get enough nutrition. That’s why it’s against the law to do that operation on anyone less than 100lbs overweight in the US.

#29, don’t you think being impaled might be kinda painful…I mean, that’s the risk you take if you hit THAT…just saying! :D

#32, that is just a nasty picture **shudder**

#33 There is a restaurant here in my area that makes these shakes with so much cream in them that literally they have little tiny chunks of butter in them…they cost about 10 bucks a pop, I’m thinking that’s what she needs to chug down a few times a day…less the ex-lax of course.

#41 Even Maria Callas didn’t get that thin, and she definitely slurped the worm…

#47, I THINK rachel zoe is her stylist, and if that’s the case, it makes all the sense in the world why she thinks she’s just A-OK cuz when even the stylist has a xylophone chest, well hey, you KNOW she’s going to encourage her groupies that the skeletor look is tres chic

@33 I knew you would get the Pulp Fiction reference unlike 61 who told you where to get a ten dollar one. However, the only milkshake this bitch needs is a “strawberry milkshake”……

Considering Nicole looks like a french fry, isn’t it cannibalism for her to eat them?

All this talk about milkshakes makes me say:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like it’s better than yours
Damn right it’s better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

#57 Amy3000,

If Nichole had Gase, you could see the bubble passing through her stomach.

I hearby move to call ‘skinny jeans’ “toothpick pants” if they are worn by Nicole Ritchie.

i’ll join you.

Let’s start the Dead Pool for this malnourished little cunt.

I’m picking October 22, 2006. Will probably start shutting down earlier, but will be pronounced dead on that day, unless that fucking Lionel ponies up the cash to keep her on life support for longer.

she’s fattening up for a role in “A Bug’s Life II”

.. The bottom picture looks like it’s been photoshopped..

MY GOD, that’s soooo henious, she’s trying to eat and there are 450 people with huge cameras, snapping away. This would make anyone anorexic! I don’t know how she controls herself and doesn’t chew up a big nasty wad of food (a moonpie would be awesome) and just open her mouth really wide and make everyone barf, but I guess she’s polite that way

wow, u guys are gullible, that second one is OBVIOUSLY photoshopped, thanks ali for realizing, do u not remember the one of kate bosworth a while back? and i do some photo shop myself and that one is so obvious

Before she leaves the house, she checks the storm force. Is it over 1, she might be blown away.

Is it just me, or does she not have a shadow in the bottom photo?
And at first her legs looked photoshopped, she has clearly moved past the physical dimension, we’re now dealing with some sort of ghost-whore.

my mom buys jeans like that from walmart

EAT A SAMMWICH, BITCH!

FUCK.

She probably doesn’t get wet in the rain, either.

Photoshopped or not, she’s still a walking cadaver.

people with eating disorders still eat food like french fries and candy and pizza. the difference between them and people without eating disoders is that the junk food may be one of the only things they eat all day. think about it, if you were only going to eat one thing all day, what might it be? alternatively, they may go to the gym to “exercise it off” or use other means to purge the food from their body.
/the more you know. . .

REmember KAren Carpenter? Died of cardiac arrest from bulimia and anorexia? Only a matter of time before this flea drops dead. Hang on people, tic toc tic toc…..

yeah, she just took a quick trip to the loo after that

Get a life, people.