You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
It’s hard to connect the first picture with the second, but keep in mind there should be a third in between the two of Nicole Richie bent over a toilet with her fingers down her throat. Or a closeup of the fries that show they’re really just fry-shaped laxatives.
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BigJim | October 10, 2006 at 8:31 am
Just call her Skele-whore.
Tribal Hulk | October 10, 2006 at 8:32 am
Wow. That’s disgusting. What a dumb bitch.
sharkbite | October 10, 2006 at 8:33 am
We always knew she was more of a bulimic than an anorexic!
http://www.elegancepixelfied.com
(celebrity photos)
BigJim | October 10, 2006 at 8:34 am
And in case you’re either too young or too cool to get the Skeletor reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletor
Adult Underoos | October 10, 2006 at 8:40 am
that photo makes me want to vomit because she is so skinny
that photo makes her want to vomit because she is so fat
http://www.funderpants.com
Italian Stallion | October 10, 2006 at 8:41 am
Instead of adopting a child from Africa, Nicole decided to look like a child in Africa…………..
Angry Ferret Jones | October 10, 2006 at 8:41 am
There is nothing funny about anorexia.
Except Nichole Richie.
I love living in a country where not wanting to eat is considered a disease. It reminds me of that joke where Alcoholism is a disease, but it is the only disease you get yelled at for having.
Hey Nichole, I am going to cure your disease. Ready?
EAT SOME FUCKING FOOD YOU SKINNY SELF-ABSORBED LITTLE BITCH!!!! EAT THE FOOD NOW!!!!
There you go. Now send me $2,000.
AFJ
littlefattycakes | October 10, 2006 at 8:46 am
Who makes jeans that small, the little girls’ department? Limited Too?
Folu362 | October 10, 2006 at 8:47 am
Check out all the rings on both index fingers. Sneaky.
spatz | October 10, 2006 at 8:49 am
dont worry, thats her all the food she’s going to eat for the month of october.
Karen Rani | October 10, 2006 at 8:54 am
She is so narly looking. I feel sorry for her – one day her organs are going to jump out and run away from all that abuse.
Anonymous | October 10, 2006 at 8:55 am
Photo #2 is one of the worst photoshopped jobs I’ve seen.
CelebSlam.com | October 10, 2006 at 8:55 am
Those might be the smallest pants I’ve ever seen
http://www.celebslam.com
Jenna | October 10, 2006 at 9:00 am
Guess she decided eating just one fry for the cameras wouldn’t kill her.
Anisettekiss | October 10, 2006 at 9:00 am
Whatever.
She is so hot.
arthurfonzarelli | October 10, 2006 at 9:01 am
12) Yeah, it’s a fake.
7) Don’t steal jokes from Mitch Hedberg, loser.
tits_on_snack | October 10, 2006 at 9:03 am
That second photo’s obviously ‘shopped but then again it wouldn’t really surprise me if it wasn’t.
jrzmommy | October 10, 2006 at 9:12 am
pic 1: Cry for help. Ignore it, please!!
pic 2: how come her body looks like she’s spent some time on the rack getting stretched out?
HolisticWisdomcom | October 10, 2006 at 9:12 am
Does she have a death wish? She doesn’t eat and when she does it’s McDonalds and Pizza?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
ER | October 10, 2006 at 9:13 am
I keep reading that she eats only 1 meal a day and that it’s usually fast food. If that’s true, even if she’s getting 1000 cals that’s not much for a whole day for most people! She probably over exercises too, although who knows because all we ever see is her going to restaurants and hanging out with scummy looking guys!
pinky_nip | October 10, 2006 at 9:14 am
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
bigponie | October 10, 2006 at 9:16 am
she looks like a pizza-hut cheese stick.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 10, 2006 at 9:18 am
#16 – Fuckoff, scumbag.
If you could read english you would notice that I wrote “It reminds me of that joke. . .”
I never claimed to have made it up, you ignorant fuck.
Now go outside and play so I can finish ass-pounding your mother.
RenoScarab | October 10, 2006 at 9:20 am
@16 – you are one dumb son of a bitch.
biatcho | October 10, 2006 at 9:21 am
big macs are the greatest gift God ever gave us.
jrzmommy | October 10, 2006 at 9:26 am
those are cute shoes she’s wearing, too bad they make her look like Orca.
RichPort | October 10, 2006 at 9:27 am
If we taped a nicked to her head she’s look like a nail. I’ve never boned a chick whose arm is the size of my package. Fat bitch.
Italian Stallion | October 10, 2006 at 9:28 am
@21
What do you call a French anorexic with a yeast infection?
A Royal with cheese……….
combustion8 | October 10, 2006 at 9:28 am
I would still hit it just so I could tell my friends I railed an auschwitz survivor.
RichPort | October 10, 2006 at 9:29 am
That off course is a nickel, but it works with a dime too. A quarter would just be too fucking big… she’d look like a pushpin.
MollyPoo | October 10, 2006 at 9:31 am
Why is it that every picture of Nicole “eating” doesn’t even look like she’s really eating? In the pizza pictures it looked like she was faking having a mouth full of food and the slice of pizza never seemed to get any smaller. In the first pic here, it just looks like she’s pushing her lips around with her fingers. Odd. That chick has major problems.
combustion8 | October 10, 2006 at 9:38 am
shes almost as hot as this:
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1778/im:/061007/ids_photos_en/r1556750300.jpg;_ylt=AqHtoIP81fh.m233LIaHhOxiWscF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3dmhrOGVvBHNlYwNzc20-
pinky_nip | October 10, 2006 at 9:39 am
@28: Nicole needs a Goddamn, fucking good, five dolla’ milkshake.
RichPort | October 10, 2006 at 9:39 am
#28 – Then Paris is a Royale with cheese.
Check out the big brain on Brad!!!
BarbadoSlim | October 10, 2006 at 9:42 am
She’s nothing as complicated as a “paradox,” she’s simply diseased.
Derek Hail | October 10, 2006 at 9:50 am
Watching Nicole eat still makes me laugh to this day
halliballou | October 10, 2006 at 10:14 am
In second photo I could swear that’s Kermit the Frog.
DancingQueen | October 10, 2006 at 10:19 am
I guess what they say isn’t true, you CAN be too thin. I can’t believe she would trot around town wearing skin-tight painted-on jeans when she’s a fucking toothpick. And to think I used to think SHE was the smart one between her and Paris. Dumb bitch.
sometimesboy | October 10, 2006 at 10:20 am
she’s not eating the fries…she uses the longer ones to trigger her gag reflex…she doesn’t actually eat them…
“ba da da da daaaaahhhhh….i’m lovin’ it….bleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh….bleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…wait a minute…hold my hair…thanks……bleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…ok, let’s go, bitches…”
slantingthroughdarkness | October 10, 2006 at 10:34 am
Nicole can now pick her teeth with herself. Lovely.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Courtuuhknee | October 10, 2006 at 10:39 am
Tapeworms, that has to be it.
eatyourfeedback | October 10, 2006 at 10:52 am
As if she’s really going to digest those fries. Why doesn’t she just post a sign stating that she has now graduated from anorexia to bulimerexia?
UNWASHEDMASSES | October 10, 2006 at 11:04 am
Awwww. She was just pining away for Paris. All this time she was wasting away to nothing, it was because – like a loyal dog – she missed her owner. The second she makes nice with P-Hil (read, Paris takes her back for the good of the show) and she’s chowing down on fat-laden fries! I have to agree with previous posters, she hardly eats and when she does its pure shit. I’m not the healthiest eater out there, but even I make sure to get some fruits, veggies, fiber, etc. in between bouts of burgers, pizza, and tacos. She looks so unhealthy because she’s subsisting off transfats and grease. Can you imagine what her insides must be like? They’ll probably have to do a Fantastic Voyage on her ass, shrink people down to go in an unclog her arteries and colon. Poor fucks will be attacked by ravenous tapeworms and globules of oil.
educatedguess | October 10, 2006 at 11:10 am
If she had a gastric bypass when she was only slightly overweight, wouldn’t she lose so much that she’d get incredibly sickly and then not be able to gain it back…yeah…
forlorn angel | October 10, 2006 at 11:11 am
she may be actually putting them in her mouth, but what the photogs didn’t get was her spitting them right back into the bag… couldn’t dare risk actually swallowing a whole calorie worth of food or anything…
suzy | October 10, 2006 at 11:21 am
she really scares me
ImaCracka | October 10, 2006 at 11:22 am
Do you think she actually has a mirror in her house? That is one skinny bitch….
How could she possibly look at her non existant titties and her POW hips and go… Wow i’m hot….
Eat a friggin cheesburger you freak……..
Or move to Darfur where you can get away with looking like that…..
Pure Yuck
HELLpenis | October 10, 2006 at 11:34 am
#9
“Check out all the rings on both index fingers. Sneaky.”
Good eye, I was thinking the same thing!
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What part iof this pic do you guys think is photoshopped??? I’m not trying to argue I’m curious
Seamus Begonia Smell | October 10, 2006 at 11:36 am
It’s called “meth” (and coke, duh), and it’s applicable to more than just one (undeserved) media darling…
Don’t you guys read Blind Vices???
c | October 10, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I don’t ever remember being this small, even when I was 7 years old. Nicole’s legs are frightening — well, really, all of her is frightening. It is shocking and sad that so many grown women are desperate to have the bodies of malnourished children.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com