Nicole Richie is a paradox

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You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

It’s hard to connect the first picture with the second, but keep in mind there should be a third in between the two of Nicole Richie bent over a toilet with her fingers down her throat. Or a closeup of the fries that show they’re really just fry-shaped laxatives.