Nicole Richie will do time for her DUI arrest back in December and is currently in court right now to either plead guilty or no contest. According to the law she’ll receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. Keep in mind Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days and all she did was violate probation and drive on a suspended license. Nicole Richie was high and driving on the wrong side of a freeway. Which means if she gets the same judge she’ll end up in a zoo or something.
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Brock Landers | July 27, 2007 at 11:35 am
Can they have a reality show where girls like Hilton, Lohan, Cardashian, Ritchie, whoever else stay on an island, and they’re there for forever? That I’d watch.
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 11:35 am
Nicole Richie was high and driving on the wrong side of a freeway. Which means ………..she’ll get zero to five fucking days. A better punishment would be to force feed her.
mrs.t | July 27, 2007 at 11:35 am
But what about the baby?????
mrs.t | July 27, 2007 at 11:37 am
#1: Lesbian V.D. Island? They could fly over once a month and drop a kilo of cocaine to get the really hot footage.
damn | July 27, 2007 at 11:37 am
DAMN, ALMOST FIRST
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 11:38 am
Itz not like zhez going to have a baby while zhez in jail1
who told her zhe can’t go to jail pregnant?
Zhe needz to znap into reality??
jada | July 27, 2007 at 11:39 am
whatz up with her nasty ass rat hair
lapet | July 27, 2007 at 11:40 am
God, I can’t wait until that bitch gets shanked.
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 11:40 am
Richie, Hilton, Spears and Lohan……The Four Skanks of the Apocalypse.
Paris | July 27, 2007 at 11:41 am
Nicole, it won’t be that bad. Just start crying constantly and lay in the floor
in a ball, don’t eat. They’ll take you to the hospital and give you drugs. Love
you so much, Paris.
Lohan is an idiot | July 27, 2007 at 11:42 am
Hey, and in other news, Lohan’s movie is getting ripped to shreds (big surprise). How are these perpetually high, ugly, no talent bitches getting any press time at all?
lapet | July 27, 2007 at 11:42 am
#7. It’s that cum and pussy juice conditioner she LOVES so much.
Lionel Ritchie | July 27, 2007 at 11:45 am
I can honestly say that I know that Nicole is innocent. So, because I am black,
Al Sharpton won’t lift a finger to make sure my little girl goes to jail. Nicole is so lucky that I am her father.
freakflag | July 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
Maybe she and Lilo can be cellies.
Seriously, though…I want to see some pics of krazihottkelli. How can we make that happen?
Queef Master | July 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
Why do pictures of Nicole make me think of pussy farts?
Dina Lohan | July 27, 2007 at 11:49 am
If Nicole doesn’t get jail time, then my daughter better not either. We need her
to work and supply money for us. Leave her alone.
polypam | July 27, 2007 at 11:50 am
According to TMZ, “Wearing a skimpy black number with bug-eye sunglasses, a stoic but not-pregnant-looking Nicole Richie just arrived to the Glendale, California courthouse”. But then they refer to her boyfriend as “future baby daddy”. Comon, TMZ, eat some crow, okay? The reason she doesn’t look preggers is because SHE ISN’T! And YOU FELL FOR the con job she put on the entire tabloid media!
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 11:54 am
14??freakflag??
I am way too afraid of ztalkerz to let U people into my picz??
itz way too bad ??too??coz I now am dizplaying 500 picz??
for my perzonnal friendz??zo zo zorry..U R mizzing out??????
lambman | July 27, 2007 at 11:54 am
I don’t know about California, but in many states being high on pot has much more lenient punishment than being drunk.
Rimmy | July 27, 2007 at 11:59 am
100.00 bucks says kelli is nasty. if she weren’t, she would show.
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 11:59 am
Hold on….Nicole’s a skank….we know….but let’s go to the Blohan thing for second…..since the Fish isn’t capable of posting any of the interview with those dudes…..technically, didn’t Blohan carjack those dudes? And one could make the case that being drunk, that was close to attempted manslaughter.
Mary | July 27, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Paris was sentenced to 45 days originally for her dui, then had the jail time suspended given that she didn’t violate probation. BECAUSE she violated probation she had to serve her sentence. Nicole will probably get something similar, but because her original charges were worse, is less likely to get all of the jail time suspended. She could get sentenced to something ridiculous like 90 days, with 85 days suspended, then end up actually physically behind bars for 2.5 days because of that “good behavior” rule that everyone should remember from the Paris incident, but then again, as number 13 said, her father IS black.
man_phat | July 27, 2007 at 12:02 pm
@14 close your eyes and imagine an over weight man, late twenties wearing lipstick and eye liner, a dress he secretly bought from a catalogue and a bra he found in a skip. Thatz your “girl”!
miss oblivious | July 27, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Yippee for a little justice in this world. Finally the little rich and spoiled brats of the world aren’t getting away with everything.
Spraychel | July 27, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I feel bad for her. While I’m here maybe I can help.
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Who flooping cares? It makes no difference how much time if any she does. She never has to apply for a job, apply for a mortgage, apply for anything credit or responsibility oriented. It’s just another experience for this whore.
A nothing who was adopted by Lionel Richie. A nothing who claims to play piano, violin, etc. yet never lets us hear it. A nothing with Spuds McKenzie face and saggy tits, no brains to speak of and no redeeming qualities.
She’s going to be fine for the rest of her life because she doesn’t fucking care and neither does the rest of the world.
gay4girls | July 27, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Hey look, 23 just described his dream guy! Seriously, cease with the airing of your personal laundry. Please.
Judge Judy | July 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I’ve studied the Lohan carjacking case extensively, and I believe there’s only one valid legal interpretation: those guys are fuckin fags.
sickof these bitches | July 27, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Lmao @ #4
Barbara | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
all these girls Briteny or how ever the fuck she spells her ruined name..paris..lindsay…nichole..they are a disgrace to our country and I don’t even want to hear their names anymore…is this what we are all about in this country…they need to go to a real jail….and do real time…only in cali can you commit felony’s and get a slap on the wrist…it’s bullshit….felony after felony and still no time for the cali’s why??? Go to Georgia and try it just once…your going down out there………..
IhateHollywood | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
why are all these stupid bitches going to jail now? its like the new trend
Baboo Bhat | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
What about the baby?
Where is the baby?
Show me the baby?
There IS no baby!!!!
man_phat | July 27, 2007 at 12:15 pm
ahhh, number 27, look at you! fluffing your little feathers like that. Stop yourself really, you’re just getting all krazzi and hott aren’t you darling? Now get fucked, asshole.
Bite Me! | July 27, 2007 at 12:16 pm
@27 Yeah I think Phat man has the hots for Kelli. Everyone knows Kelli is a guy right?
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:16 pm
?20? Rimmy?
I do want to zhow U that I’m not nazty, but my mom forbidez me??
The main reazon iz==my mom almozt got kidnapped at the ?
beach with me ?? zo now zhe freakz out about every little thing??????
Zorry…all my guy friendz R hott for me, but I want them az friendz??
and not enemiez…flirting with them iz zo much more fun?
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:20 pm
23/ man_phat alzo know az DrPlowzhitz?
fuck U and I know itz U….U alwayz called me a boy
fuckface….I like your new zcreen name
COWARD…MAN U R PHAT *fatt* fuckerface bitch?
gay4girls | July 27, 2007 at 12:21 pm
@33 Okay, I get it now. You are an emotional exhibitionist. What’s that . . . ? Leather too? Wow, you do like telling all, don’t you. I hear that your daddy fetish isn’t really that uncommon . . .you can find lots of older “daddy” types at your favorite local bathhouse. I’m sure you’ll look fabulous in a leather thong and lashes on your back. You probably are going to have a little more trouble finding somebody who will still do you if you insist on chewing on the doggy squeak toy while getting ass pounded, but who knows . . . for every masochist there is a sadist, right?
Todd | July 27, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Further proof that Celebs should NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED.
http://www.tv.com/burningquestion/?om_act=convert&om_clk=vidtopslot&tag=topslot;action;1
michelle | July 27, 2007 at 12:23 pm
so much for her “accidentally” getting pregnant to keep her out of jail… hahaha.
whitegold | July 27, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Isn’t she supposed to be pregnant? That’s gotta have an impact on jail time? How crazy would it be if she was faking this whole being pregnant thing because she knew she’d have to do jail time but this could get her out of it, maybe just house or hospital arrest or something. Could you imagine if she was smart cunning enough to try something like that?! And if they found out it was all a lie, man, she should be locked up for a while! Either way, the girl should be in jail for at least 2 months in my opinion!
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:25 pm
33/ U juzt confirmed to me that U r the real DrPlowzuz
did U think that I really would forget how U write? U hate
me zo much that U have to hide under a fake name to
trazh me…..zorry I ruined your DrPlowZhitDickBrain name,,really?
man_phat | July 27, 2007 at 12:26 pm
you are a boy you fucking wierdo, wearing a dress and fucking makeup and taking it up the wrong’un doesn’t make you a girl, no matter how many times you pout in the mirror sweetheart.
Who the fuck is DrPlowzhitz?
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:28 pm
33/ grow the hell up DrPlowZhitfacefucker?
I’m allowed to act ztupid…I’m at the ztupid age..fuckface dickbrain?
Nicole Who | July 27, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I thought this was the celebrity category.
Why is Nicole Ritchie on here?
Meg451 | July 27, 2007 at 12:29 pm
kelli’s email on myspace links to a 21 year old guy in New York named Dennis…
Oh Nicole, dick doesn’t count as a food group. Eat something else already.
gay4girls | July 27, 2007 at 12:30 pm
@42 He knows . . . it’s the heartbreaking truth he is forced to live with every day.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm
33/ zee there azzhole…even the gay4girlz knowz what u r….
dang that girl iz zmart…zmarter than U …DrPlowzhitfuck?
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:36 pm
45/ evidently..U wizh I waz a 21 yr. old boy from N.Y. gay or what?
*42* only in your dreamz…I would be a guy in a drezz….take your
hand off of your dick, bitch…U know who DrP iz…coz itz U…liar-fuck?
lost in the sauce | July 27, 2007 at 12:38 pm
What happened to the FISH? people used to be funny. Seems like it’s full of lindsay lohan types all trying to out-do each other. bring on the funny people.
man_phat | July 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Hey, gay4girls, I just finished with your Daddy here in my boathouse so he should be home with you soon. Be sure to spit in your hand for him and lube yourself up, wont you? *clears throat, spits on the floor*