Nicole Richie hits the beach

#300

Don’t make fun of Pussy_Willow’s misplaced modifiers. It’s only because he’s not ashamed (unlike others)to explore the full range of the English language, with all of its attendant possibilities.

i *just* realized who this bitch reminds me of in these horrifying photos: the chick from Boogie Nights who ODs on coke at a pool party.

God I’m good

#301

“Split infinitive” actually works better.

She looks like she’s about to sneeze in every shot.

All these comments from lame banana/whipper/katie about how feed-me is so old…geez, I am probably at least twice as old as she is. I bet I am old enough to be his mother. Oh wait, maybe I am. Derek, is that you? Derek, I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES TO STAY OFF THIS WEBSITE! It is past your bedtime, go to bed RIGHT NOW! And don’t get back on the internet again until I tell you it’s OK.

oh nicole darling don’t listen to the haters. you do not look like you have gained a single pound…and if you have well simply insert your finger and then repeat for times a day till you are back to your birth weight.

I just want to throw a pie at Nicole Ritchie’s face. A big, steaming hot semen pie.

Not even a hungry,pissed off shark would touch that shit.

she looks remarkably similar to a starving baby bird, waiting for her mother to return to the nest, and regurgitate some sustenance into her baby bird beak.

@306
You’re friend Steven is yummy!

#296- that made me giggle. i vote for james’ “laid” as a potential remake. (for the lines “my therapist said not to see you no more, he said you’re like a disease, without any cure” so true!).
edna, jesus was an apocolyptic. apparently, before the crucifixtion, he and his followers were preparing for “the end.” looks like he was wrong.
anyone ever thought that whimpering bananas might be nohole richie? like, omgee….! either way, i wish he/she/it would go back to it’s room, listen to some more lindsay lohan, and cut itself b/c no guys ever want to fuck it/it’ll never be that skinny. or die. either way, i’m not picky.

i think she looks good..she can even lose some in her legs..stop being jealous

Hope the wind doesn’t blow.

PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!

She looks like you could just put her over your leg and snap her in two

would someone please get that bitch a bigmac.

I agree, it does look like Nicole’s gained a little bit of weight. She still looks too thin, but at least she doesn’t look as nasty as she once did.